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| Players: | 93/800 | Votes: | 5172 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 11 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 10 |
| Falling into the Void: | 3 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 16 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 13 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 |
so like, u know how North Korea is always like, buddy buddy with China and stuff? well, get this, they actually said NO to a telecoms plan by the border! like, what a plot twist, amirite?
anyway, if u wanna escape the drama and just have a good time, come join our Minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly, creepers that give hugs instead of blowing up, and a secret underground base where u can find all the diamonds u want.
plus, rumor has it that if u build a house out of cake, a magical unicorn will come and be your pet. so like, why wouldn’t u wanna join? come on, let’s make Minecraft great again!
