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Players:	95/200	Votes:	7565
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride on a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens. Want to mine diamonds? How about mining them while riding a roller coaster through a lava-filled cave?

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes.

So why wait? Join our server today and start your epic adventure filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a few escort quests (just kidding… or are we?).

PuppyCraft: Where you can dig for diamonds but still can’t buy a submarine!

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	2511
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Dimension Hops:	11	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

Are you tired of working like a dog just to afford a measly submarine? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and you’ll have the chance to mine for diamonds so big, you can trade them in for your very own submarine! Forget about real life struggles, come join us and start living your best underwater life in style. Who needs a job when you can just dig for riches in our virtual world? So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server today and start your journey to submarine ownership!

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	8527
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Endless Night Skies:	1	Void Gems Collected:	26
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	31	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Animals Bred:	54	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	94	Glorious Feasts Held:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe a few creepers trying to blow you up.

Picture this: You’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of chickens start a rebellion against the pigs, causing chaos and hilarity to ensue.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of llama jousting. Join their ranks and become a llama knight, riding into battle on your trusty steed.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that can grant you unlimited power (or just make you really full).

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	8288
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	8195
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	437	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	39
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Runes Activated:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring features? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us for the chance to ride a giant chicken into battle against a horde of evil zombie villagers who are trying to steal all the cake in the land. And if that’s not enough, we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons until the sun comes up.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a mythical creature made entirely out of blocks who grants wishes to all who can defeat him in a game of parkour. And rumor has it that he once turned a player’s diamond sword into a diamond spatula just for kicks.

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Crafty Memes & Blocks: ‘/pol/ WRONG AGAIN’ Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	7174
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Dimension Hops:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

Join our Minecraft server and become a part of the epic saga of Bollard Man, the Chad Frenchman who fought off a knife-wielding maniac on an escalator! Our server is filled with beautiful Aussie women who praise our players for their bravery and citizenship is even offered by Anthony Albanese himself. Don’t be stuck on a server full of incels and ziggers, join us and slobber over Russian and Muslim cock like a real man! It’s 80% incel-free guaranteed!

MineCraftyFarm – Where Creepers Meet Crops!

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	7020
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	400	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most outrageous place to play Minecraft!

Join us for the latest update 1.6.3, with 1.6.4 coming out later this week (if our pet creeper doesn’t blow up the server first). Our official Dicksword channel is where you can chat with other players, share your epic builds, and maybe even challenge someone to a duel in the Nether.

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	1619
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further, because our server is the absolute bee’s knees!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy shenanigans. Our community is so lit, it’s like a party in the Nether!

We’ve got more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at, and our mobs are so friendly they’ll give you a hug instead of attacking you.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so magical, you might just find a unicorn prancing around in the forest. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

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Blocky Banter: Lycoris LOLz – Where Minecraft meets Recoil and chaos reigns supreme!

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	4239
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Dragons Tamed:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Gods Slained:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and dancing creepers.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Lycoris Recoil, a mystical flower that grants you the power to shoot rainbows out of your hands. And rumor has it that in Season 2, the flower will bloom again, unleashing chaos and mayhem like never before.

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	2762
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Towns Built:	10
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Buildings Constructed:	17	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9

Are you tired of using baby wipes as toilet paper and clogging your plumbing like a noob? Join our Minecraft server and learn valuable skills like plumbing, so you never have to pay $250 for a plumber again! Plus, our community is full of expert builders who can help you construct the ultimate bathroom fortress to prevent any future wipe-related disasters. Join now and say goodbye to clogged pipes and hello to epic Minecraft adventures!

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	9635
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2677	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Our schedule is jam-packed with insane events like the Ocean Wave Party where you can surf on actual waves in-game, or the Drenched In Air event where you’ll be flying through the sky with water balloons!

But that’s not all, we also have the おどれ! VRダンス event where you can dance your heart out in virtual reality, or the POP/STARS concert where you’ll be rocking out with your block out!

And if that’s not enough, join us for the summertime beach bash, the フタリボシ duo dance-off, or the mind-bending い〜やい〜やい〜や maze challenge!

Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other! Who knows, you might even uncover the secrets of VIOLET or embark on a journey through Tabi No Tochuu! Last but not least, make sure to watch out for the elusive >>73670881 lurking in the shadows… or maybe just around the corner!