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CraftyKyiv Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	3998
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Potions Brewed:	114
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	5573

so lyke, dis server is so lit dat even countries be summoning ambassadors over it. like, ukraine and india be all like “yo, we gotta talk about dis server, it’s too good.” and zelensky be like “oops, my bad, didn’t mean to cause an international incident over a minecraft server.” but fr, u gotta join dis server cuz it’s so epic dat even world leaders be gettin involved. come join da fun and maybe start a diplomatic crisis or two, who knows?

PigHeadCraft

cyber attack, cybercrime, cybersecurity, digital warfare, Espionage, Government, HACKING, Hacks, information warfare, intelligence agencies, international relations, online sabotage, pig head pictures, PigHeadCraft, political tensions, Propaganda, russia, Russian websites, security breach, Ukraine, Ukrainian Intelligence

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	6394
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Crops Grown:	7208
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	5937	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Mines Excavated:	4166	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

So, like, imagine if you join this epic Minecraft server, right? It’s like, so crazy because Ukrainian intelligence is all up in there hacking Russian websites and replacing their homepages with pig head pictures! Like, what even is that?! But hey, if you join this server, maybe you’ll get to see some pig heads too! Who knows, maybe you’ll even get to ride a pig into battle or something. So come on, join now and witness the madness for yourself!

BrainyCraft: Mindful Miners

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	2959
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	283	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

hey u, yea u, do u like minecraft? do u like having ur brain melted by insane adventures and crazy fun? well, u gotta join this server, cuz it’s like a rollercoaster ride for ur brain, but in minecraft form.

imagine this: u log on and suddenly u in a world where pigs can fly and creepers do the macarena. u gotta build ur way out of a maze made entirely out of cake, but watch out for the evil zombie chefs trying to eat u.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party where u can dance with skeletons and party with endermen? yea, it’s a thing on this server.

so come join us and let ur brain explode with excitement and confusion. cuz who needs logic when u got minecraft?

CaveCraft: Ozone Overload in Carlsbad

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	4611
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Star Shards Collected:	106	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	73

join our epic minecraft server where the only drilling you’ll be doing is for diamonds, not ozone pollution! our server is so lit, even the EPA would approve. we have eight-hour ozone concentrations that exceed the health standard of 70 parts per billion, but don’t worry, it’s all in the name of epic gaming! come to our server in carlsbad caverns, where you can mine for diamonds and battle mobs in a world filled with outrageous adventures. who needs clean air when you have a diamond sword, amirite? join now and let’s drill for diamonds, not ozone!

HunterCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	1933
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Villages Defended:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Love Letters Sent:	15
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10

Are you tired of waiting for Togashi to finish Hunter x Hunter? Join our Minecraft server and take matters into your own hands! With our custom quests and storylines, you can create your own epic adventure and finish it in a fraction of the time it takes Togashi. Plus, rumor has it that Togashi himself plays on our server in disguise, so you might even get a sneak peek at the ending before anyone else! Join now and show Togashi how it’s done!

PaganParty Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	7613
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Secret Passages Found:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we crush Christcucks and their intolerant ways! Join us if you’re tired of uneducated and ignorant christcucks spreading hate against everyone who isn’t like them.

On our server, we embrace diversity and acceptance for all, whether you’re a Jew, Muslim, Hindu, witch, or part of any sexual minority group. We don’t discriminate here, unlike those narrow-minded christcucks!

Our server is a safe space for all, where you can build, explore, and unleash your creativity without fear of judgment or bigotry. Plus, we have epic battles against the christcucks who try to bring their dark ages mentality into our world.

So come join us and let’s show those christcucks what true acceptance and freedom look like! Slava Ukraini, Slava Perun, Heill Óðinn, Sire! Let’s crush the christcucks and have a blast doing it!

WeddingCrasherCraft

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	7435
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Villages Defended:	10
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Void Gems Collected:	14	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16

Are you ready to join the most insane Minecraft server ever? Well, let me tell you a crazy story that will make you want to join right away!

So, imagine this: you’ve been in the Minecraft family for 23 years, known everyone, hung out, and been friends with your BIL since he was just a wee little block. Your wife gets asked to be a bridesmaid and your kids are asked to be ring bearers. But guess what? You’re not asked to be a part of anything! No worries though, because you’re asked to ensure that everything behind the scenes goes smoothly. You’re basically the backstage manager of this Minecraft wedding.

But wait, there’s more! You’re placed in the back of the venue for the reception, away from your kids and wife who are at a fancy wedding party table. And to top it all off, you’re not invited to any of the pre-wedding festivities – not even the bachelor party! But hey, you’re expected to fork out over $2,300 (USD) for the bachelorette party. And your wife only has $400 left over each month after all her expenses!

Sounds crazy, right? Well, that’s just a taste of the wild adventures you’ll experience on our Minecraft server. Join now for a truly unforgettable experience!

WildAttention Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	6149
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Void Gems Collected:	36	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14

Have you ever tried building a giant statue of yourself out of diamond blocks just to impress someone? Well, on our Minecraft server, that’s just a casual Tuesday activity! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and a community of players who are just as insane as you are.

Need more reasons to join? How about the time we had a massive chicken race across the entire map, with the winner getting a lifetime supply of virtual cookies? Or the time we all dressed up as llamas and had a llama parade through the streets of our virtual city?

So if you’re ready to unleash your inner Minecraft maniac and join a server that’s as bonkers as you are, then come on over and join us. Who knows what kind of ridiculous shenanigans we’ll get up to next!

TrustyCraft: InstinctsIgnored

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	8683
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Chimeras Created:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Divine Spears Created:	25
Votes:	310	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as predictable as a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up like a potion of insanity! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling dragons while riding on the backs of flying pigs. Trust us, your instincts will thank you for choosing this wild ride of a server. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft warrior and show off your skills in epic battles that will go down in server history. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

BananaCraft: The Cocaine Chronicles

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	7610
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4636	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Elemental Crystals Collected:	70
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Have you heard about the craziest Minecraft server out there? Let me tell you, this server is so lit that even the cops found six tonnes of cocaine in a banana shipment trying to get in on the action! Can you believe it? That’s how dope this server is!

Join us for some wild adventures, epic battles, and insane builds that will blow your mind! We’ve got dragons flying around, unicorns prancing through the fields, and even a secret underground lair where you can chill with the creepers.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got a secret treasure hidden in the depths of the server that will make you richer than Notch himself. All you gotta do is find it before the evil Endermen do!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server in the universe! Just be sure to watch out for those pesky cops trying to steal our stash of diamonds. LOL!