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Players: | 103/800 | Votes: | 1117 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Epic Quests Completed: | 23 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 1 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 | Treasure Maps Found: | 15 |
Farms Harvested: | 654 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 18 |
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 14 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 6 | Secret Passages Found: | 5 |
Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 |
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