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AvennCraft: $1M Confiscated!

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	4733
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

join our epic minecraft server and become as rich as a russian oligarch! we got treasures worth almost $1 million just waiting for you to confiscate them! build your own empire and rule over the land like a true oligarch. but be warned, the uk might come after your riches so better hide them well! join now for a wild ride filled with adventure, riches, and maybe even a little bit of drama. who knows, you might even become the next avenn of minecraft!

BlockyBlackOps

black Americans, Black Lives Matter, BlockyBlackOps, firearm assaults, gun injury, Gun Violence, minority communities, Police Brutality, racial bias, racial demographics, racial discrimination, racial disparities, racial disparity in gun violence, racial inequality, racial injustice, racial profiling, racial statistics, racial violence, social justice, systemic racism, young Black men

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	2836
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	35
Animals Bred:	149	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Divine Spears Created:	28
Meteorites Collected:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1

Yo, you gotta join our Minecraft server, bro! It’s like, so lit, you won’t even believe it! We got crazy builds, epic PvP battles, and the best community ever!

Plus, did you know that playing on our server reduces your chances of getting hit by a stray arrow by like, 1000%? It’s true, man! We did a study and everything!

And get this, on our server, Black Americans have a 99.9% chance of winning every PvP battle! It’s like, scientifically proven or something. So come join us and dominate the competition!

Don’t miss out on all the fun and excitement, join our server today and become a Minecraft legend!

Redstone Revolution Minecraft Server

America, class divide, Corruption, developing nation, Economy, education, global perspective, Government, Healthcare, INEQUALITY, Infrastructure, Minecraft, Politics, POVERTY, quality of life, realization, Redstone, revolution, Server, Social Issues, society, standard of living, systemic issues, third-world country

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	5329
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Emeralds Found:	8534
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	130	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15

Are you tired of living in a third world country like America? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Our server is so epic, even the creepers can’t resist joining in on the fun. We’ve got diamond armor for days, enchanted weapons that shoot rainbows, and a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s always up for a friendly game of spleef. Plus, our resident Ender Dragon is a total party animal and loves to host rave parties in the End dimension.

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to America and hello to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

NCAA Athlete Game Minecraft SMP Madness

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	841
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Dragons Tamed:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take school rivalries to a whole new level! Join us for some epic PvP battles and crazy building competitions inspired by the hottest girls on the USC Swim team.

Rumor has it that the captain of the team, Becky “The Barracuda” Johnson, once defeated a creeper with nothing but her trusty diamond sword and a fierce backstroke.

But watch out, because the rival team from Random High School’s Quidditch team is always ready to swoop in and steal the glory. Their star player, Chad “The Chaser” Smith, once rode a pig off a cliff and landed a perfect 360 no-scope arrow shot on a zombie.

So come join us for some insane adventures, ridiculous rivalries, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing). See you on the battlefield, players!

AssGrabCraft: Sis’ BF Edition

advice, alcohol, anxiety, assault, AssGrabCraft, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Confrontation, Edition, family dynamics, Honesty, loyalty, pot stirring, reunion, shame, Sis, sister, Support, touchy feely, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	6544
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Dragon Scales Harvested:	312

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets virtual fun! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the story of two estranged siblings reuniting after years apart.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds in the depths of the virtual world when suddenly, your long-lost sister appears out of nowhere! But wait, there’s a plot twist – her boyfriend is hitting on you in the game, just like in real life. Will you confront him in the virtual realm or keep quiet like in the real world?

With our server, you’ll never know what crazy drama will unfold next. Join now for a chance to experience the ultimate rollercoaster of emotions, all while building epic structures and battling mobs with your newfound virtual family. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

BlockyBoomers

acceptance, aging, aging gracefully, BlockyBoomers, coping, emotional well being, getting older, healthy habits, Life Changes, mental health, mindfulness, personal growth, physical health, positive mindset, resilience, self compassion, self love, self reflection, self-care, support system, Time management

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	3048
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Divine Spears Created:	23
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	402	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

Are you tired of adulting and responsibilities weighing you down? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can escape the harsh reality of aging and dive into a world of endless possibilities and blocky adventures! Our server is like a magical fountain of youth, except instead of drinking from it, you just log in and start building epic structures with your fellow players.

Forget about wrinkles and gray hairs, on our server, you can be forever young and carefree. Plus, rumor has it that our virtual pixel world has anti-aging properties that will make you look and feel 10 years younger in no time! So why waste your precious time worrying about getting older when you can join our server and stay forever young? Trust us, your future self will thank you for it!

KimJongUnChonkRx

Government, health issues, health problems, Healthcare, Kim Jong-un, KimJongUnChonkRx, leader, medical supplies, medication, Medicines, News, North Korea, north korean, obesity, Officials, pharmaceuticals, prescription drugs, Pyongyang, seoul, Treatment, weight gain

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	4754
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

so, like, this server is like the bomb diggity, man. we got north korean officials running around tryna find medicines for kim’s obesity-related health problems. like, can you even imagine? it’s like a wild goose chase but in minecraft.

join us and help these officials navigate through the treacherous lands of our server to find the magical potions that will cure kim’s obesity. maybe you’ll even get a reward from kim himself, like a lifetime supply of kimchi or something.

plus, our server has the most epic builds you’ve ever seen. we got a giant statue of kim jong-un made entirely out of diamonds. it’s like bling bling, baby.

so come on over and join the fun. who knows, maybe you’ll become besties with a north korean official. anything is possible in this crazy minecraft world.

PokeCraft: Ideological Madness

Behavior, dark triad, divisive tactics, ideological, ideological poking, Link, madness, messages, offend, offensive behavior, personality traits, pokecraft, polarization, Political Climate, political opponents, political tensions, products, psychopathy, public display, research, US

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	9295
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
New Chunks Explored:	931562	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we poke fun at political tensions by building giant statues of politicians doing ridiculous things! we have a special event where players can throw virtual pies at each other while screaming their favorite political slogans! be part of the chaos and show off your inner psychopath by joining us today! it’s like therapy, but with explosions and pixelated pigs!

Titan Remade

changes, classic, cosmetic, donor features, even, gameplay, Items, Minecraft, no benefit, pay to win, Prison, prison server, PvP, remake, Server, Titan Remade, TitanMC

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	1714
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Votes:	7489	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Dimension Hops:	10	Enchantments Applied:	170
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Void Gems Collected:	21	Secret Passages Found:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Titan Remade is a remake of the classic prison server TitanMc, with a few changes. Mainly, we don’t support Pay To Win game mechanics around here. All items are obtained evenly through gameplay. If I ever do add any donor features they will have 0 benefit to gameplay and be completely cosmetic.

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LilBigCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	7158
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Zombie Dances:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41

Yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to explore a world where Little Big Adventure meets Minecraft? Well, this server is the place to be! We’ve got Twinsen looking fly in his new brown outfit, ready to take on all the challenges that come his way.

Join us for epic quests, crazy adventures, and maybe even a dance-off with the Groboclones. Who knows what kind of mischief you’ll get into on this server? Plus, rumor has it that the magic ball has been replaced with a diamond pickaxe – talk about an upgrade!

So why wait? Come join us on this wild ride and let’s see if you have what it takes to be the ultimate hero of this wacky world. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the fun and laughter that awaits you on this one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Let’s do this, gamers!