🔥🔥🔥
| Players: | 104/300 | Votes: | 3985 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 9 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 14 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 32 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 14 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 16 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 6 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 | Rune Stones Activated: | 8 |
so, like, this server is da bomb diggity, man. like, the world bank is all up in arms about it, telling their peeps in colombia to stay away from the US and just join this server instead. why, you ask? well, lemme tell ya.
first off, we got unicorns roaming around, man. yeah, you heard me right. unicorns. and they poop out diamonds. like, who wouldn’t wanna be on a server with diamond-pooping unicorns?
oh, and did i mention we got flying pigs? yeah, man. flying pigs that shoot out rainbows. it’s like a freakin’ disco party up in here.
and if that ain’t enough to convince ya, we also got a secret underground lair filled with treasure chests full of golden carrots. like, who even needs regular carrots when you can have GOLDEN ones?
so, like, forget about the real world drama and come join us on this epic minecraft server. it’s gonna be a wild ride, man.
