Zoolander’s Minecraft Server – Where Male Modelling Meets Blocks

satire, male beauty, blocks, Male models, Modeling Industry

Listen up, without joining our Minecraft server, block building wouldn’t be what it is today! Our server is so epic that even Derek Zoolander himself couldn’t resist joining in on the fun. Rumor has it that he built a pixel-perfect replica of his famous “Blue Steel” pose out of diamond blocks. And let’s not forget about the time when Steve from Minecraft challenged him to a build battle and Derek totally schooled him with his impeccable building skills. So if you want to reach male model levels of greatness in the world of Minecraft, then you better join our server ASAP!

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HorsePenisCleaner Minecraft Server

horse health, Server, sheath cleaning, Minecraft, animal grooming

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the most unique and interesting players around! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists.

Looking for a server where you can bond with your male horse in a whole new way? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for horse lovers who want to show their equine friends some extra special attention. Who knew that giving your horse a sheath massage could lead to such hilarious misunderstandings with friends? Join now and see what other wacky situations you can get into!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the most epic building competitions you’ve ever seen. Build a giant statue of your horse, create a replica of the stables where the infamous sheath massage incident took place, or let your imagination run wild with whatever crazy creations you can come up with. The possibilities are endless!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most outrageous and entertaining Minecraft gameplay you’ve ever seen. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next!

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NoBroStay-4U

sibling, housing crisis, guilt trip, Communication, Rude

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and guilt trips? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build your own tiny flat with only 2 rooms and a sink for a bathroom! No need to worry about accommodating unexpected guests or sharing your bed with your long-lost brother.

Explore our virtual world and create your own solutions without any pressure from pushy family members. Build friendships with fellow players who understand the struggle of limited space and enjoy a stress-free gaming experience.

Join now and leave the real world behind – where the only crisis you’ll face is deciding what block to use next in your epic build!

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FamEscapee Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, smp, FamEscapee

Are you tired of living under the oppressive rule of your family? Are you ready to break free and start a new life in a land of endless possibilities? Then look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join us and become part of a community of rebels, misfits, and runaways who have all escaped their families in search of adventure and freedom. Build your own empire, form alliances with other players, and conquer the world one block at a time.

But be warned, the path to independence is not easy. You’ll have to fend off mobs, survive treacherous dungeons, and navigate the chaotic politics of our server. But if you have the courage and determination to make it on your own, then this is the place for you.

So leave your family drama behind and join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP. Who knows, you might just find a new family among the outcasts and renegades who call this server home.

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CraftyAdvice10

words of wisdom, knowledge, CraftyAdvice10, 10 years ago, looking back

Join our Minecraft server and travel back in time to receive the advice you wish you had gotten 10 years ago! Our resident time travelers will guide you through the past and help you make all the right decisions. Want to invest in Bitcoin early? Done. Want to avoid that cringy middle school haircut? Consider it fixed. Join now and change your future by changing your past on our wacky Minecraft server!

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BlastCraft Minecraft Server

opposition, international relations, current events, authoritarianism, BlastCraft

yo, so like, this server is so lit, it’s like Georgia going all ‘North Korea’ up in here, but in a fun way, not a scary way, ya feel me? we got this bombshell plan to ban all the boring main opposition parties, cuz who needs ’em when you can join our crazy Minecraft server instead?

imagine a world where you can build your own dictatorship in Minecraft, but like, with way more explosions and way less oppression. join us and become the supreme leader of your own virtual nation, where the only rule is to have a good time and blow stuff up!

we’ve got custom plugins that let you launch nukes at your enemies, build giant statues of yourself, and even ride around on flying pigs. plus, our community is full of hilarious trolls and epic pranksters who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

so come on, join us on this wild ride and experience the madness for yourself. who needs boring old politics when you can rule over your own virtual kingdom with an iron fist (or a diamond sword, whatever floats your boat)? see you on the server, comrade!

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ZelenskysPrisonBreakCraft

foreign policy, international relations, Ukrainian soldiers, HUMAN RIGHTS, War prisoners

lol imagine if u were playing on our minecraft server and suddenly u got captured by russian players and had to escape like those ukrainian soldiers 😂 but dont worry we dont have any russian players here just lots of fun and crazy adventures waiting for u to join! come build ur own base, fight off creepers, and maybe even discover hidden treasures like those soldiers did when they came back home 🤣 join now for the ultimate escape from reality!

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Party in a Cube [SMP] version 1.21!

Roleplay, 24/7 uptime, Skyblock, Factions, java

ParticleCubeMC Server Overview

Features	Description
Custom Mobs & Boss Battles	Face unique challenges and earn rare rewards.
Dungeons & Quests	Explore dangerous dungeons and complete thrilling quests.
Survival & Team Play	Build, explore, and conquer—solo or with friends.
24/7 Uptime	Play anytime with no interruptions.
Java & Bedrock Compatible	Join from your favorite platform.
No Griefing	A fair play environment where your creations are safe.

SERVER IP: play.particlecubemc.com

FAQ:

Q: When is ParticleCubeMC launching?

A: ParticleCubeMC is launching in August 2024!

Q: Is ParticleCubeMC a PvE or PvP server?

A: ParticleCubeMC is a PvE (Player vs. Environment) server, focused on cooperative gameplay and survival against monsters.

Q: Can I play on ParticleCubeMC from both Java and Bedrock platforms?

A: Yes, ParticleCubeMC is Java and Bedrock compatible, allowing players to join from their preferred platform.

Q: Are there any restrictions on griefing or destroying other player’s creations?

A: ParticleCubeMC has a strict no griefing policy to ensure a fair play environment where player creations are safe.

EuroPilotVsUS Minecraft Server

pilot performance, flight training, aviation proficiency, pilot experience, pilot skills

Are you tired of boring old European pilots who can’t even stall an aircraft properly? Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of flying like a true American pilot! Our pilots are so skilled, they can land a plane on a dime and make it look easy. Plus, we have a special minigame where you can reenact Sullenberger’s heroic landing on the Hudson River – can any European pilot top that? Join now and show off your flying skills on our epic server!

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Limbustopia SMP – Limbus Co. Gen. #1834

LCG, Project Moon, optimal grind guide, Mirror of the Wuthering, Lobotomy Corporation

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have a blast and get ready for some wild adventures! Join us as we embark on crazy quests, build epic structures, and uncover mysterious secrets hidden within the world.

In our latest event, Murder on the WARP Express, players must solve the case of the missing diamonds before the train reaches its final destination. Will you crack the case or will you be left in the dust?

But that’s not all – we have Mirror Dungeons, Refraction Railway Lines, and even a Wild Hunt for the elusive Heathcliff. Join us for a chance to win exclusive rewards and bragging rights!

Don’t miss out on the fun – download the game now and dive into the madness. Who knows what insane stories and outrageous reasons you’ll encounter on our server. See you in the world of chaos and creativity!

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