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| Players: | 99/1000 | Votes: | 7784 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 49 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Battle Standards Raised: | 12 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
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