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| Players: | 110/700 | Votes: | 5794 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 |
| Chimeras Created: | 1 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 5 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 10 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 |
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