Believer MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers 2025

Believer of $10K ETH Minecraft SMP

smp, Minecraft, 2021 target, btc, 5..

Are you tired of falling for traps in the crypto world? Well, it’s time to join our Minecraft SMP where the only trap you’ll fall into is a pit of diamonds!

Forget about ETH hitting $10K before BTC hits $100K, on our server, you’ll be hitting $10K worth of diamonds before you can even say “blockchain”. And don’t even get us started on Doge trying to reach $1 before Bitcoin hits $100K – we’ve got Doge riding pigs around the server like it’s nobody’s business!

Join us and watch as Algo, Cardano, Link, Dot, and all the other alts try to keep up with the madness of our Minecraft world. Who needs crypto when you can have creeper explosions and zombie pigmen raids? Don’t fall for the trap of boring servers – join us for a wild ride to the moon (or at least to the Nether)!

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Crafty Cult: Are You a True Believer?

True Followers, goodness, Cult, Commandment, Christianity

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where being a TRUE Christian means following the most important commandment of all – “Be gud nuqqah!” Forget about building fancy churches or saying your prayers, on this server, it’s all about being a LEGEND and showing off your skills in the game.

Join us and embark on a quest to prove your righteousness by slaying dragons, building castles, and surviving in a world filled with CRAZY challenges. Our community of players is like a family, except instead of Sunday dinners, we have epic PvP battles and treasure hunts.

So if you’re ready to show off your Minecraft skills and prove that you are a TRUE Christian by following the commandment of “Be gud nuqqah,” then join us on this INSANE server where the only thing that matters is being the best player you can be. Can I get an “Amen”?

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SaggyCraft: Where Saggy Superiority Reigns Supreme!

BELIEF, self-perception, self-confidence, empowerment, self worth

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where we embrace the power of Saggy Superiority! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is ruled by a group of saggy llamas who have declared themselves the kings of the land. Join us and pledge your allegiance to these majestic creatures! – We have a secret underground club where players can participate in intense dance battles with creepers. The winner gets a diamond-encrusted disco ball! – Our server is home to the legendary Golden Potato, said to grant whoever finds it unlimited power and a lifetime supply of bacon. – We host weekly llama races where players can ride on the backs of our saggy rulers and compete for the title of Fastest Llama Jockey in the land.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become a part of the wacky world of Saggy Superiority!

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DamascusNukeCraft: Where /pol/ finds religion in Minecraft!

skepticism, world war 3, Prophecy, FAITH, Terrorism

Welcome to our explosive Minecraft server where anything can happen, even the nuking of Damascus! Join us as we explore the aftermath of this apocalyptic event and see if even the most skeptical /pol/ users become believers in the power of our server.

But that’s not all, we also have zombie hordes, alien invasions, and unicorn parades! Who knows what crazy adventures await you on our server. So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wild and unpredictable world. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed!

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HolyCraft: Where Creepers Pray and Players Slay!

silly, crazy, Unorthodox, devout, finland

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you hihhulis out there!

Join our server and experience the wild and wacky world of Minecraft like never before. Build giant temples to worship the mighty block gods, participate in ridiculous rituals like sacrificing chickens to summon rare loot, and engage in epic battles against rival factions of hihhulis.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Hihhuli King, a mysterious figure who roams the land on a giant pig, granting wishes to those who can make him laugh with their silliest jokes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embrace your inner hihhuli in the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

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Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

Belmont family, Action-Adventure, WHIP, classic games, Castlevania

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you can’t even wear your Dominus Collection while playing Sisters mode? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate playground for all your wildest Minecraft dreams!

Join us for non-stop laughter and fun as we embark on epic adventures, build insane structures, and battle it out in the craziest game modes you’ve ever seen. And don’t worry, on our server, the Sisters mode is not just playable, it’s downright legendary.

So why wait? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure or two (or three, or four…). Let the madness begin!

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Fall Season Lineup Minecraft SMP

autumn, Thriller, Season, new releases, television

Are you ready to fall into a hilarious adventure on our Minecraft SMP server? Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy builds, epic battles, and unexpected shenanigans!

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you about our Fall Season Lineup! We’ve got a pumpkin spice latte-themed building competition where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted pumpkin helmet (because who wouldn’t want that, am I right?).

But that’s not all! We also have a turkey hunt event where players have to track down the elusive “Turkey King” and challenge him to a dance-off for a chance to win a pet turkey that poops out golden nuggets (yes, you read that right).

And if that’s not enough to get you excited, our server is also home to the legendary “Leafy Llama Gang” who roam the land on llama-back, spreading chaos and hilarity wherever they go. Join us now and become a part of the most ridiculous Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever experience!

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CatNapOrByeFelicia

cat behavior issues, cat ownership, pet problems, pet dilemmas, pet adoption

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from the constant screams of a needy cat? Look no further! Our server is so engaging, you’ll forget all about the orange menace in your home.

Join us for a wild adventure where you can escape the never-ending demands of your feline overlord. Our server is so addictive, you’ll finally get a good night’s sleep without any wall scratching interruptions.

Don’t worry about the vet bills piling up, on our server, the only thing you’ll be spending is your time exploring epic landscapes and battling mobs. Who needs a behaviorist when you can just slash your way through pixelated enemies?

So come join us and leave that annoying cat behind. You deserve a break from the constant meowing and demands for wet food. Trust us, this server is the purr-fect solution to your feline-induced sleep deprivation.

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CraftyMindBoosters

Gratitude, emotional intelligence, counseling, Sleep, Therapy

Are you tired of creepers blowing up your hard work and ruining your day? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with rainbow-colored sheep, flying pigs, and dancing villagers. Our server is so relaxing, it’s been known to cure insomnia, anxiety, and even the dreaded “minecraft rage”. So come on, join us and let your worries float away like a blocky cloud in the sky!

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ElderlyCraft: Japan’s Demographic Dilemma

aging society, economic impact, population decline, Workforce, ElderlyCraft

come join our epic minecraft server where we have an abundance of old people who can’t find jobs cuz they’re too busy playing minecraft all day! our server is like a retirement home but with creepers and zombies instead of bingo and shuffleboard. come build with us and help our elderly population fight off the hordes of mobs while they try to remember where they left their dentures. it’s a wild ride full of adventure and confusion, just like trying to navigate a japanese subway system during rush hour. join now and be part of the chaos!

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