Beliefs Minecraft Servers

Beliefs

  • AdmireCraft: Where Steve and Herobrine team up for epic adventures!

    AdmireCraft: Where Steve and Herobrine team up for epic adventures!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme and memes are law! Join us on a wild adventure with two legendary heroes from /pol/ – Chad Thundercock and Karen the Manager Slayer.

    Chad Thundercock is known for his incredible mining skills and ability to wield a diamond sword with finesse. He once defeated an army of creepers with nothing but his bare hands and a stack of pork chops. Karen the Manager Slayer is a master builder who can construct a castle out of dirt blocks in under five minutes. She once took down an entire village of villagers who dared to raise their prices on emeralds.

    Join our server and prove Karen wrong on her latest conspiracy theory that the Ender Dragon is actually a government experiment gone wrong. Will you be able to uncover the truth and save the Minecraft world from impending doom? Only one way to find out – join us now!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • YeehawCraft: Where cowboys and creepers collide

    YeehawCraft: Where cowboys and creepers collide

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the epitome of culture! We’ve got more American flags than you can shake a stick at, and our national anthem plays on a loop in the background while you mine and craft.

    But that’s not all – our server is home to the world’s largest virtual hot dog eating contest! Compete against other players to see who can chow down on the most pixelated hot dogs in record time. The winner gets a virtual trophy and bragging rights for life.

    And if you’re feeling extra patriotic, join our exclusive reenactment of the Boston Tea Party event. Dress up as a colonial rebel and throw virtual tea crates into the ocean while shouting “No taxation without representation!” It’s a historical experience like no other.

    So come join us on our server and experience the true essence of American culture in all its wacky glory. Who needs boring old monuments and museums when you can have this much fun in Minecraft?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Blocky Builders Brigade: Crafting Chaos and Creeping Creeper Catastrophes

    Blocky Builders Brigade: Crafting Chaos and Creeping Creeper Catastrophes

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server for the most outrageous and insane gameplay you’ve ever experienced.

    Why should you join? Because we have the secret government documents from Israel with clear intent to commit genocide against the blocky villagers! Don’t worry, we don’t need proof, we heard it online so it must be true!

    And if you’re wondering why our players are so passionate, it’s because they have no proof of anything! But who needs proof when you have a diamond sword and a creeper army at your disposal?

    So come join us on our server for a wild ride of chaos, conspiracy theories, and epic battles. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind the blocky genocide plot! Just watch out for those sneaky palestinian shills, they may not have proof but they sure know how to build a mean fortress.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Crafty Creepers: Where even the gods can’t keep up with our epic builds!

    Crafty Creepers: Where even the gods can’t keep up with our epic builds!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride through a world where Eruvs and Kapparoth are the norm. Need to make sure your virtual food is Kosher? We got you covered! And don’t even get us started on the Tashlikh mini-game where you can toss your sins away like yesterday’s leftovers.

    But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to wrestle with an angel like Jacob? Well, now’s your chance! Join our server and experience the thrill of battling celestial beings for ultimate bragging rights. So what are you waiting for? Come join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Creeperville: Where Zombies, Skeletons, and Exes Roam Free!

    Creeperville: Where Zombies, Skeletons, and Exes Roam Free!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server where the admins are so amazing, they could even convince entire populations to spontaneously break out into dance parties! Who needs world domination when you can have a server filled with hilarious shenanigans and epic builds?

    Imagine a world where pigs can talk, sheep can fly, and diamonds rain from the sky! Our server is so magical, it will make you question if you’ve accidentally fallen into a parallel universe where anything is possible.

    And let’s not forget about our secret underground roller coaster that transports you to a hidden realm filled with treasure and mythical creatures. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!

    So come join us on our crazy Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination. And let’s be real, who wouldn’t want to be a part of a community where the admins’ charm is so powerful, they could probably convince a creeper to break out into a salsa dance?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • MineGawds: The Holy Based Server

    MineGawds: The Holy Based Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our server, where chaos and hilarity reign supreme!

    Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately find yourself face to face with a giant chicken riding a pig. Sound crazy? That’s just the beginning! Our players have been known to build entire cities made out of cake, ride dolphins into battle, and even hold impromptu dance parties with friendly creepers.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a mythical beast rumored to guard the rarest treasures in all of Minecraft. Will you be brave enough to face this formidable foe and claim your rightful loot?

    Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only rule is to have fun! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next? Just remember, on our server, anything is possible – as long as you’re ready to laugh your way through it all!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Peaceful Pixel Palace: Where Even Pacifists Can’t Escape the Chaos! Join Now for a Hilariously Chaotic Minecraft Adventure!

    Peaceful Pixel Palace: Where Even Pacifists Can’t Escape the Chaos! Join Now for a Hilariously Chaotic Minecraft Adventure!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being a peaceful pacifist in a world full of brutes? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our wacky Minecraft server where being a pacifist is not only accepted but celebrated!

    Yes, you heard that right. No need to be a brute to fit in here. In fact, our server is filled with friendly villagers who will welcome you with open arms (or pixelated arms, whatever works for you).

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there is a secret quest on the server where you must hug as many creepers as possible without getting blown up. Can you imagine the chaos and hilarity that will ensue?

    So come on and join us, where being a pacifist is not a disadvantage but a superpower. Who needs swords when you have the power of love on your side?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftyJewMine: where even Creepers can’t resist a good joke! Join now for a gaming experience that’s lit (like the Nether)!

    CraftyJewMine: where even Creepers can’t resist a good joke! Join now for a gaming experience that’s lit (like the Nether)!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing we waste billions of dollars on is creating the most epic virtual world for you to explore! Join us and you’ll be too busy building your dream castle or fighting off zombie hordes to worry about demoralizing internet trolls.

    Our server is so addictive, even the Jews would rather spend their time here than on /pol/. They’ve heard tales of our pixelated paradise and just can’t resist joining in on the fun. Who needs to insult strangers online when you can be crafting diamond swords and riding pigs into battle?

    Forget about ideologies and religions, on our server the only thing you need to believe in is having a good time. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some insane adventures – because here, we don’t have time for demoralization, only exhilaration!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Pharaohs and Queens: Minecraft SMP – ”’Egyptians in full hijab meet /ourgirls/”’

    Pharaohs and Queens: Minecraft SMP – ”’Egyptians in full hijab meet /ourgirls/”’

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – the admins are actually secret agents from a parallel universe where Minecraft is the only form of communication. They wear full-body llama suits to hide their true identities and communicate through Morse code using their llama tails. They must be so hot and sweaty under those things, but hey, sacrifices must be made for the greater good of the server!

    But wait, there’s more! The spawn point is actually a portal to a dimension where pigs ride on top of flying chickens and creepers wear top hats and monocles. And if you manage to find the hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes, you’ll be granted three wishes by the all-powerful Ender Dragon (spoiler alert: one of those wishes can be for unlimited pizza).

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the wildest, most ridiculous adventure of your life! Just be prepared to embrace the chaos and llama sweat.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BIL-Free Bday Bash Minecraft Server

    BIL-Free Bday Bash Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further! Join our server for the wildest and craziest adventures you’ve ever experienced!

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a herd of dancing creepers with strobe sticks come out of nowhere! Don’t worry, we’ve got you covered with our special anti-epilepsy armor to protect you from any unexpected light shows.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with surprises at every turn. From lava slides to skydiving pigs, you’ll never know what to expect next. And don’t worry about getting lost, our friendly nurse NPCs are here to guide you through any challenges.

    So come join us on the most epic Minecraft server of all time! Just make sure to pack your sense of humor and adventure, because things are about to get wild. And remember, epilepsy is not a joke, unless it’s on our server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP