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| Players: | 98/100 | Votes: | 8267 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 117 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 | Alien Abductions: | 3 |
| Magic Items Found: | 3960 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 9 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 14 | Secret Passages Found: | 2 |
so, like, u know how celebrities give their kids, like, super weird names? well, maybe it’s cuz the SAG, like, requires them to use a name that’s, like, not similar to any other members when they join. so, like, if u wanna, like, stand out and be unique, u should totally join our, like, EPIC Minecraft server! we got, like, crazy builds and, like, insane mini-games that will blow ur mind! plus, u might even run into some, like, famous people’s kids with their, like, totally wacky names! so, like, come join us and be a part of the most, like, exclusive club in the Minecraft universe!
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