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MomCraft: No Support Edition

career, Childhood, Edition, family, high paying job, mental health, mental struggles, MomCraft, MONEY, Mother, neglect, neglected, old age, poor family, PRESSURE, rejection, relationships, responsibilities, Siblings, single mother, Support, Vacations

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	7240
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Dimension Hops:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12

Are you tired of feeling neglected and unappreciated like this poor 25F from the USA? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the drama of real life by building your own virtual paradise.

On our server, you can finally feel like the “golden” kid you always wanted to be. No more feeling rejected by your family – here, you are the star of the show! And don’t worry about your mom taking your hard-earned money, because on our server, you can earn virtual riches without anyone stealing from you.

Plus, when it comes to taking care of your mom in old age, you can just build her a virtual mansion and call it a day. No need to deal with the real-life pressure of family expectations – just focus on having fun and building your dream world.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave all your real-life troubles behind. Who knew escaping reality could be so much fun?

CowNaming Minecraft Server

agriculture, animal, bovine, cattle, cow, CowNaming, cute names, dairy, farm animal, Farming, funny names, Homestead, Livestock, livestock naming, milk, Minecraft, Moo, name.., Naming, pet, Ranch, Server, unique names

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	3869
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Buildings Constructed:	43
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	5023

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is naming your cow “Moo Moo”? Well, look no further because on our server, you can name your cow something out of this world like “Sir Loin” or “Bessie McBeefington”! Join us for a wild ride of cow-naming shenanigans and see who can come up with the most ridiculous name for their bovine buddy. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a cow named “Daisy the Destroyer” wreak havoc on the virtual farm. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the cow-naming madness begin!

FlawedButFab

acceptance, attraction, beauty, body image, compliments, emotional connection, FlawedButFab, flaws, imperfections, Insecurity, love, partner, Personality, physical appearance, Positive reinforcement, Reassurance, relationship, self esteem, self-confidence, Support, Unique

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	6939
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	28
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Holy Grails Found:	3	Falling into the Void:	0

Are you tired of your partner constantly complaining about their flaws? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft server, we celebrate all things weird and wacky! Join us and show off that wonky pixelated face your partner hates but you secretly adore. Who needs perfect symmetry when you can have a face only a creeper could love? Plus, rumor has it that diamonds are more attracted to imperfections, so get ready to mine in style!

CraftyPutin’s Minecraft Server

Conflict Resolution, CraftyPutins, Czech prime minister, czech republic, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european politics, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, Government, Hungary, international relations, Minecraft, Orbán, Peace Mission, political tensions, putin, russia, Server, Viktor Orbán, Vladimir Putin, world leaders

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	6759
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Alien Abductions:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

are you tired of boring old minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? well do we have the server for you! join us on a wild adventure filled with crazy missions and wacky characters!

our server is so epic, even Orbán’s ‘peace mission’ can’t compete! we’ve got explosions, flying pigs, and even a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold!

the Czech prime minister is obsessed with our server, he can’t stop playing! he says it’s the only place where he can truly relax and have fun.

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! who knows, you might even become best friends with a talking chicken or ride a llama into battle. the possibilities are endless on our server!

CraftyCreeperWarz

Accountability, assault, Ceasefire, civilian casualties, Conflict, CraftyCreeperWarz, gaza, Hamas, human rights watch, international law, investigation, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, october 7, Palestinian territories, Terrorism, united nations, violations, violence, War Crimes

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	7101
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

so, like, if u wanna escape all the craziness of real life, come join our minecraft server! we got pigs flying, cows doing the moonwalk, and creepers breakdancing! plus, we got a secret underground base where u can find diamonds for days, bro.

and get this, our server is so lit that even Hamas tried to raid us last week! but don’t worry, we fought them off with our epic diamond swords and lava traps. Human Rights Watch even said we were the real heroes in that battle.

so, come join us and be a part of the most epic minecraft server in the universe! we promise u won’t regret it, unless u get blown up by a creeper, then u might regret it a little bit. but it’s all in good fun, right? lolz.

Food4Fornication

aphrodisiac, arousal, balance, Connection, desire, diet, ENERGY, Food, Food4Fornication, health, Intimacy, lethargy, libido, nutrition, Performance, relationship, satisfaction, sex, Stamina, wellness

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	2075
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Crops Grown:	1640	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re playin’ on this epic minecraft server, and you eat a carrot or somethin’, and suddenly you’re feelin’ all pumped up and ready to go, if ya know what i mean wink wink but then you eat a potato and you’re just like, nah man, i’m too tired for this shizz, i just wanna nap.

join our server for the ultimate food-induced rollercoaster of emotions! one minute you’re ready to take on the world, the next you’re passin’ out from too much bread. it’s a wild ride, my dudes. trust me, you ain’t never experienced minecraft like this before.

so come on down and see for yourself! who knows, maybe you’ll discover the true power of food in the world of minecraft. or maybe you’ll just end up eatin’ cake and passin’ out in a corner. either way, it’s gonna be a blast!

VitD_CancerCrushers

Benefits, Cancer prevention, cancer treatment, comorbidities, depression, direct action, health, immune system, Lifestyle, mortality, nutrition, obesity, Prevention, reducing death, research, risk factors, Sunlight, Vitamin D, vitamin supplements, VitD_CancerCrushers, wellness

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	6959
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Runes Activated:	7	Potions Brewed:	28
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Dimension Hops:	8
Demon Skulls Collected:	41	Animals Bred:	63

come join our epic minecraft server where the vitamin D is poppin’ and the cancer is droppin’! our server is so lit that 90% of the benefit of vitamin D for reducing death from cancer is due to direct action on the cancer itself. but wait, there’s more! the other 10% is due to prevention of comorbidities like depression and obesity. who knew playing minecraft could be so good for your health? join us now and watch as your health improves while you build, mine, and craft your way to victory! #minecraft4life #vitaminDgoals #cancerfreezone 🌞💎🎮

Grand World

120server, 120smp, 120survival, Adventure, Anarchy, Anarchysmp, Anarchysurvival, Anarchysurvivalminecraft, Community, Conquest, Cunning, Customabilities, Customitems, Custommobs, Customplugins, Customterrain, devilfruit, Devilfruits, Exploration, high seas, Lawless, Minecraft, Minecraftserver, Moddedserver, multiplayer, Onepiece, open world, Openoceans, Pirate, Pirate Themed, Pirates, PvP, sea monsters, Ship Battles, smp, strategy, stronghold building, Survival, Vanillaclient

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	5639
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Ores Mined:	9072	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Ahoy, mateys! Are ye ready for the ultimate pirate-themed Minecraft adventure? Grand World is the server for ye!

Our server is all about exploration, adventure, and survival in a lawless, open-world environment. With no rules, no restrictions, and no boundaries, it’s a true anarchy experience that will test your skills, strategy, and cunning.

Join a community of like-minded players and embark on a journey to conquer the high seas. Battle fierce sea monsters, pillage enemy ships, and build your own pirate stronghold on land or at sea. The possibilities are endless, and the choice is yours.

So what are ye waiting for? Set sail on 1.20.6 today and become the most notorious pirate on the seven seas!

discord: https://discord.gg/U7QUgQF7Ta

51.222.147.225:25615

GentlemenCraft Minecraft Server

American gentlemen, Beggar, compassion, cultural clash, Defeat, discrimination, Females, Generosity, GentlemenCraft, Interaction, Kindness, Magyar Cygany, Minecraft, MONEY, perseverance, POVERTY, primitive mob, resilience, Server, Social Issues, societal norms, Stereotypes, Struggle

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	4710
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Farms Harvested:	993	Runes Activated:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Dragon Eggs Found:	6461	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server, where American gentlemen face off against the fierce Magyar Cygany! Picture this: you’re just trying to mine some diamonds when suddenly, a Magyar Cygany beggar appears out of nowhere, begging for money like it’s their job. But fear not, because our brave players have learned to defeat these primitive mobs with ease.

And if that wasn’t enough, the only friendly faces you’ll find on this server are the female players. They’ll shower you with gifts and compliments, making you feel like the king of the world. So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the ultimate champion in this crazy battle of the sexes!

FameCraft Minecraft Server

Acting, Celebrity, cultural impact, donald trump, emma watson, entertainment industry, Fame, Famecraft, FAMOUS, former actress, Hollywood, iconic, jackie chan, japs, johnny depp, michael jordan, Minecraft, pop culture, recognition, Server, social media, viral, Will Smith

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	5562
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Votes:	9780	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3

Welcome to the most wacky and wild Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of Japs were wandering around in the virtual world of Minecraft, completely oblivious to the fact that Emma Watson was right in front of them. They couldn’t recognize Johnny Depp, Jackie Chan, Donald Trump, Michael Jordan, or even Will Smith! But fear not, dear player, for on our server, you will never have to worry about mistaking a celebrity for a blocky character ever again. Join us for a hilariously confusing adventure filled with unexpected encounters and mind-boggling moments. So what are you waiting for? Come on over and let’s get this party started!