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Ye Olde Blocky Brits: A Minecraft Server Time Machine

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	3765
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Love Letters Sent:	20
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	196	Votes:	9596
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Do you crave adventure and excitement beyond your wildest dreams? Then come join our server and experience a world like no other – a world that existed before the Brits even knew what Minecraft was!

Picture this: you spawn into a land where dinosaurs roam freely, unicorns prance through fields of rainbow-colored grass, and dragons soar through the skies breathing fire and causing chaos. You’ll have to use all your survival skills to navigate this wild and untamed world, but don’t worry – we’ve got plenty of tools and weapons to help you on your journey.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Lost City of Gold, rumored to be filled with riches beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and claim its treasures for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because in this world, anything can happen!

Caffeine Craze: Java & Chai

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	724
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where the coffee and tea are caffienated to the max!!! u will be so hyped up on caffiene u will be building like a madman!! plus, studies show that caffienated coffee and tea may lower ur risk of diseases, so why not join our server and live forever??? build, mine, and drink ur way to immortality on our caffienated minecraft server!!!

The Crazy Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	6640
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27

Are you ready for the most epic, mind-blowing Minecraft server experience of your life? Join us on our server where the sheep speak in ancient tongues, the pigs can breakdance like nobody’s business, and the chickens are actually secret agents plotting to take over the world!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Throat Singers of the Cunt, who will serenade you with their melodic tones as you mine for diamonds and battle creepers. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and prepare for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. See you in the game, fellow Minecraft warriors!

Minecraft SMP – MS Paint Draw Thread

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	612
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Emeralds Found:	3459	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Divine Spears Created:	20	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Are you tired of sweating over your pixel-perfect builds in Minecraft? Do you just want to chill and draw some silly doodles without any pressure of being good? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories.

Picture this: you log onto the server and instead of mining for diamonds, you’re drawing ridiculous masterpieces with your fellow players. No need to worry about being a Picasso-level artist, all skill levels are welcome here! And the best part? You don’t even have to use MS Paint if you don’t want to. Get creative and have fun in our wacky world.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground art gallery hidden within the server, filled with the most bizarre and hilarious drawings you’ve ever seen. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and claim the title of Artistic Champion?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might just become the next Bob Ross of the block!

ScaredCraft: Dare to Build!

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	4155
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22
Buildings Constructed:	23	Animals Bred:	102
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Votes:	5864
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Have you ever wanted to ride a pig off a cliff while shooting fireworks out of a diamond-encrusted bow? Well, on our server, you can do just that! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and questionable decisions. Who needs to be scared when you can have this much fun? So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that will leave you questioning your life choices.

RedLineRumble Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	6671
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Farms Harvested:	247	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Votes:	5451	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13

lol imagine a world where nato secretary general is like nah putin we ain’t scared of your red lines we gonna keep on strikin ukraine like it’s our job. come join our minecraft server where we take on putin and his crazy red lines with our long-range strikes and epic battles. we got dragons, unicorns, and even a secret portal to the moon where we battle space aliens. join us and show putin who’s boss in this wacky world of minecraft madness.

BabyBlockers Minecraft

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	7323
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	4808	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Alien Abductions:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Towns Built:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where the birth rate is so low cuz all the women are too busy playing minecraft! we have magical powers that make you never want to leave the game, like seriously, we had a player who tried to log off and ended up getting sucked into the computer screen, now they live in minecraft land forever! plus, our server is so lit that even the creepers are throwing parties instead of exploding. so come on, join us and be part of the craziest minecraft community ever!

Steam Bucket Prank Shop

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	1388
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	194
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	2713
Secret Passages Found:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re playing on this minecraft server, and suddenly you’re transported to a world where auto parts stores sell joke products! like, you ask for a bucket of steam as a joke, but then they actually have it! can you believe it? it’s like a dream come true for all the pranksters out there. join our server for a chance to experience the wackiest and most unpredictable adventures in minecraft. who knows what other crazy surprises await you in this wild and hilarious world! come on, what are you waiting for? hop on and let the madness begin!

Plasma Hole Blasters

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	2946
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Gods Slained:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

OMG GUYS, DIS SERVER BE LIKE A GIANT BLACK HOLE WITH PLASMA JETS SHOOTIN’ OUT EVERYWHERE! IT’S LIT AF, YOU GOTTA JOIN TO EXPERIENCE DA CRAZINESS. IMAGINE BUILDIN’ YOUR HOUSE WHILE DODGIN’ PLASMA JETS, IT’S A REAL ADRENALINE RUSH, YO. PLUS, THE BLACK HOLE BE LIKE A PORTAL TO ANOTHER DIMENSION WHERE PIGS FLY AND CREEPERS WEAR TOP HATS. DON’T MISS OUT, JOIN NOW AND LET’S GET WEIRD TOGETHER!

No, I really don’t think Minecraft server

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	6643
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	8801

Are you tired of sweating it out in competitive online games? Are you sick of try-hards ruining your gaming experience? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server where the only competition is who can build the most ridiculous structures using only pink wool and obsidian!

Our server is a safe haven for those who just want to relax and have a good time without worrying about K/D ratios or toxic players. We have a strict “no try-hard” policy, so you can rest easy knowing that no one will judge you for building a giant statue of a llama wearing sunglasses.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed a fortune in diamonds by trading with chickens. Rumor has it that if you can find him, he will grant you three wishes (as long as one of those wishes is for more chickens).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world where the only competition is who can build the most outrageous and hilarious creations!

Who Should Kelani Jordan Drop The Title To Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	717
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Buildings Constructed:	29
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	278	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids! Kelani Jordan is the reigning champion, but who will she drop the title to next? Will it be the mysterious Enderman who always wears a tuxedo? Or maybe the chicken farmer who has a secret underground lair filled with TNT? Join now and find out, because on our server, anything can happen! Plus, we have a pet llama named Larry who tells the best jokes. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!