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Players: | 90/1000 | Votes: | 2118 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 21 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 |
Infinity Stones Found: | 4 | Astral Projections Made: | 2 |
Vanishing Items Found: | 2 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 44 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 2 |
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 50 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 8 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 |
Picture this: you log on to our server and are greeted by a group of Hank Hill boomer conservatives who love 80’s thrash metal and know how to DIY through anything. Need help building a redstone contraption? They’ve got you covered. Want to start a farm and raise some animals? They’ll lend a hand.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most reliable and trustworthy players you’ll ever meet. They’ll offer to shovel your driveway on a harsh winter day with no charge, and they’ll always have your back in a tough situation.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the true meaning of camaraderie and friendship. Plus, where else can you find a group of players who shop for clothes at Walmart but still manage to look stylish in their solid color Gildan pocket tees? It’s a win-win situation!