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| Players: | 94/1000 | Votes: | 6992 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 221 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 27 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 20 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 5 | Epic Battles Fought: | 10 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 39 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 |
| Chimeras Created: | 2 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 |
so like, u know how society be all judgy about who’s gettin’ it on and who’s not? well, on this cray cray minecraft server, we don’t care if u a player or a playa, we just want u to have a good time!
join us if u tired of them double standards, cuz here, everyone be equal in the eyes of the block gods. u can build ur own love shack or go on a quest to find the legendary diamond dildo – the choice is yours!
we got parties every saturday night at the pixel palace, where u can dance the night away with ur fellow blockheads. and if u feeling lonely, don’t worry, we got plenty of villagers lookin’ for some lovin’ too!
so come on down to our server, where the only thing judgin’ u is the creeper tryin’ to blow up ur hard work. cuz here, we believe in equal opportunity lovin’ for all!
