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  • Crafty SUVs: Where Even Pixels Drive in Style!

    Crafty SUVs: Where Even Pixels Drive in Style!
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    Players: 107/700 Votes: 2370
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Farms Harvested: 717 Cursed Amulets Found: 1
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 6 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
    Love Letters Sent: 8 Holy Grails Found: 1
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 13
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6 Phoenix Feathers Found: 13
    Undead Armies Raised: 0 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10
    Wyrmholes Dug: 8 Cursed Swords Broken: 1

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    Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! If you don’t join, you’ll be missing out on the adventure of a lifetime.

    Picture this: You log on to the server and immediately find yourself in a world filled with GIANT bollards blocking your path. But fear not, for these bollards are actually friendly creatures who will guide you on your journey to greatness.

    As you explore further, you’ll come across FLYING pigs, RAINBOW sheep, and even a TALKING diamond sword named Sir Stabby. He’ll give you tips on how to conquer the land and defeat the evil Ender Dragon.

    But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons to your heart’s content. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with DIAMONDS and GOLD!

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ShadyCraft: Where the consequences are always LOL-worthy!

    ShadyCraft: Where the consequences are always LOL-worthy!
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    Players: 106/700 Votes: 3185
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
    Endless Legions Commanded: 36 Hidden Passages Discovered: 8
    Epic Battles Fought: 17 Dimension Hops: 14
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Mythical Swords Crafted: 26

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can experience the consequences of shady business practices firsthand! Join now for a chance to own your own chain of stores that sell impossible to obtain goods at low prices. But be warned, the dirty, disgusting hyumans may not be too happy about it!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Blocky Bigots and Rainbow Rascals Minecraft Server

    Blocky Bigots and Rainbow Rascals Minecraft Server
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    Players: 107/200 Votes: 9949
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Celestial Beings Befriended: 0
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Gnome Villages Protected: 8 Glorious Feasts Held: 8
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Cursed Lands Purified: 6 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 484
    Holy Grails Found: 3 Buildings Constructed: 35

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the gayest of players can avoid being deemed faggots! Join us for a wild ride of white, racist gay people trying to navigate their fragile egos while also realizing their existence is a net negative on humanity. But fear not, for on our server, they can be based enough to become racist and avoid the dreaded f-word label.

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find such a unique and outrageous community of players who are on a quest to defy societal norms and expectations? Dive into a world where even the most unexpected twists and turns await you at every corner.

    So come on, join us on this epic adventure where the only rule is to be as outrageous as possible. Who knows, you might just discover a whole new side of yourself in the process. See you on the server!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PekoCraft: Where Pekomama rules and creepers drool

    PekoCraft: Where Pekomama rules and creepers drool
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    Players: 104/1000 Votes: 2341
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6
    Void Armor Forged: 27 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 6 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 4 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4 Cursed Lands Purified: 8
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 22 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only rule is to worship the mighty Pekomama! Who is Pekomama, you ask? Well, legend has it that Pekomama is a giant chicken who roams the lands of Minecraft, blessing players with LEGENDARY loot and EPIC adventures.

    Join our server and you’ll have the chance to embark on quests to find the rarest items in all of Minecraft, all while evading the wrath of the evil Chicken King who is jealous of Pekomama’s power. But fear not, for Pekomama will always protect those who are loyal to her!

    Not convinced yet? How about this – every full moon, Pekomama herself descends from the heavens to host a massive dance party where players can show off their best dance moves and win AMAZING prizes. And rumor has it that if you impress Pekomama enough, she will grant you one wish!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the LEGEND of Pekomama! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafty RPG Haters

    Crafty RPG Haters
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    Players: 92/500 Votes: 5417
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Orbs of Power Found: 9 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 6 Phoenix Feathers Found: 9
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Buildings Constructed: 26

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee that you will never turn into a “retarded coombrainer” like those JRPG players! Join us and avoid suffering through poorly written dialogue and voice acting while trying to start a harem (unless that’s your thing, no judgment here). Our server has obtuse char build systems that are actually fun to navigate, and combat that involves more than just pressing X. Say goodbye to JRPGs and hello to a world of endless possibilities in Minecraft!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafty Karen’s Crazy Minecraft Server

    Crafty Karen’s Crazy Minecraft Server
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    Players: 102/900 Votes: 5622
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Animals Bred: 188 Horror Stories Survived: 6
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6 Enchanted Forests Planted: 7
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1
    Divine Spears Created: 17 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Demon Skulls Collected: 47 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 39 Hidden Passages Discovered: 4
    Runes Activated: 8 Astral Staffs Crafted: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the war funding is flowing like lava and the Russians are causing more chaos than a creeper in a TNT shop! Join us if you want to see elected officials being puppeteered by Russians more than /pol/ thinks the Jews are behind everything. It’s a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories and explosive surprises. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafty Warlords – Conquer and LOL with ‘/gsg/’

    Crafty Warlords – Conquer and LOL with ‘/gsg/’
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    Players: 106/500 Votes: 7511
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 11 Herobrine Sightings: 2
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 1 Forbidden Relics Collected: 0
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Love Letters Sent: 4
    Dragons Tamed: 3 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6
    Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Teleportation Mishaps: 4
    Towns Built: 9 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4
    Divine Spears Created: 11 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further, join our server and experience the wildest adventures ever!

    Imagine building your empire in Minecraft while discussing the downfall of Vic 3 and EU5 with fellow gamers. This server is where history buffs and Minecraft enthusiasts collide in the most epic way possible.

    On this day in history, Romulus founded Rome and you can create your own epic city on our server. Battle like Mark Antony and Aulus Hirtius in the Battle of Mutina, or lead your troops to victory like Sam Houston in the Battle of San Jacinto.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server offers a random country picker for when you can’t decide where to start your Minecraft journey. And with mods like the Niggermod and Crimeamod, you’ll never run out of new ways to play.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Who needs Vic 3 when you have our server to keep you entertained for hours on end?

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SleeplessCraft – where your future girlfriend is building a bedrock mansion

    SleeplessCraft – where your future girlfriend is building a bedrock mansion
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    Players: 95/900 Votes: 2170
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Votes: 9916
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 16 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Astral Projections Made: 1
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Epic Quests Completed: 24
    Legendary Items Repaired: 3 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 5 Epic Battles Fought: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing getting violated is your sense of reality! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures, outrageous builds, and unbelievable shenanigans!

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of angry llamas stampede through your base, knocking everything in their path. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of zombie pigmen who just want to dance the night away.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out for glory and bragging rights. And let’s not forget about the Pixel Art Gallery, where players showcase their artistic skills by creating masterpieces out of blocks.

    So why wait? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a Minecraft server this wild and wacky?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Daddy’s Minecraft Meltdown

    Daddy’s Minecraft Meltdown
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    Players: 91/800 Votes: 6808
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Emeralds Found: 4346
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 28
    Star Shards Collected: 98 Celestial Gardens Planted: 3
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Magical Moments Shared: 27
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 327 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server where we have That’s someone’s daughter ffs as our motto! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    – Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping it low in the club! – Our diamond pickaxes are so sharp, they can cut through the drama faster than you can say “creeper, oh man!” – The villagers in our server are so sassy, they make the Kardashians look like amateurs! – Our PvP arena is so intense, it’s like a royal rumble with Ender Dragons!

    So come join us on That’s someone’s daughter ffs Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of scandal. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky skeletons – they’re always up to no good!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • TrainWreckCraft: Where Modern Polish Trains Go to Ghana

    TrainWreckCraft: Where Modern Polish Trains Go to Ghana
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    Players: 97/100 Votes: 9971
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 14 Magic Wands Crafted: 16
    Magic Crystals Found: 9 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8 Forbidden Relics Collected: 1
    Vanishing Items Found: 5 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Glorious Feasts Held: 11 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Infinite Doors Opened: 2

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    Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where anything is possible!

    Join us as we embark on a journey to sell modern Polish trains to Ghana and free them from their dependence on China. Watch as Asian companies get mad at our success and try to sabotage our train testing.

    Witness the drama unfold as an (Asian-made) truck is accidentally left on the rails, only to be survived by our indestructible Polish train. Who knew that Polish trains don’t break in half after a light scratching like Asian stuff?

    So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of this ridiculous adventure! Who knows what other crazy schemes we’ll come up with next!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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