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Earplugs Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	2314
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Void Armor Forged:	16
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2

Welcome to our chaotic Minecraft SMP where the drama is as wild as your mom’s love life! Need a break from hearing her bedframe all night with her new lover? Join our server and escape the noise by building your own virtual paradise. Who needs real-life problems when you can create your own hilarious shenanigans in-game? Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide out and avoid any awkward encounters. So grab your headphones and join us for a wild ride on our server!

Veilguard’s Epic Minecraft Server

acceptance, Brainstorming, Character, Development, Diversity, Empathy, enby, Epic, folx, Game, Inclusivity, lead writer, Minecraft, narrative, Payoff, progress, representation, Revision, Server, storytelling, success, transformation, Veilguard, Veilguards

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	5821
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Potions Brewed:	46	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Falling into the Void:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because on our server, the Lead Writer actually became a non-binary character in the game! That’s right, you can interact with a character who went through a whole 10-year journey of self-discovery and now you get to learn to empathize with them. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft! Join us for the drama, the laughs, and the chance to explore your own identity while playing a blocky video game. Who knew Minecraft could be so deep? Join now and be a part of this groundbreaking experience!

Meeting Minecraft SMP Professor

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	9518
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	39
Dragon Eggs Found:	978	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Are you tired of missing important meetings because you can’t resist the temptation of a streamer thot’s cleavage? Well, have we got the perfect distraction for you – our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaotic adventures, questionable decisions, and plenty of cleavage-free distractions. Who needs real life responsibilities when you can be building giant phallic structures and starting wars over who stole your diamond pickaxe? Say goodbye to productivity and hello to endless entertainment on our server. Just remember, in our world, the only meetings you’ll be missing are the ones with your professor. Join now and let the madness begin!

CNN News Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	7709
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Buildings Constructed:	42	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Star Shards Collected:	280	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Mines Excavated:	2993

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server has been deemed the “Most Insane Minecraft Experience” by CNN! That’s right, even the news is talking about us!

Join our server and embark on wild adventures like riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or building a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano filled with lava! Our community is full of hilarious and friendly players who are always up for a good laugh.

But that’s not all – we have secret underground bases filled with treasure, flying llamas that shoot lasers from their eyes, and a dance party every Friday night with DJ Villager spinning the hottest tracks.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft fun you’ve ever had! Trust us, CNN can’t be wrong.

Honkai Star Rail Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	5897
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	97
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and insane stories that will leave you laughing until you cry. Our server is like no other, with custom plugins and mods that will blow your mind.

From battling dragons with laser beams to riding unicorns through a rainbow-filled sky, the possibilities are endless on our server. And don’t even get us started on the secret treasure hunts and hidden dungeons waiting to be explored.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the most hilarious and chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Fucking Great Minecraft SMP Episode

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	2207
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Alien Abductions:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us for epic battles, hilarious shenanigans, and drama that rivals a soap opera.

Picture this: a group of players dressed in ridiculous costumes, riding pigs into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Or how about a prank war that escalates to the point where someone builds a giant statue of a potato in the middle of town square?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Sword of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder the power to control time itself. Will you be the one to claim it and become the ultimate ruler of the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just remember, if you’re not having fun, then you’re not playing on our server. And if you disagree, well, as one player put it, “Fuck you.”

ⒸⓇⓄⓈⓈⓌⓄⓇⓁⒹ – for your Minecraft server

Ⓒ, cs go, 𝗗, Ⓛ, 𝓞, Paintball, Quake, Ⓡ, 𝐒, 𝗐

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	1358
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
New Chunks Explored:	89919	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	138
Dragon Eggs Found:	5658	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Hello everyone, Niko here!

Briefly about the server:

Ⓡ -Russian-language server, servers in Russia, hosting is very good and high quality

Ⓞ -We don’t need “donations”; in general, there are no donations and maximum fair play

Ⓢ -On the server you have to survive in 2 worlds, adventure on the islands

Ⓢ – And survival in a world where there are no private parties. Switching between worlds does not reset inventory

Now about the gameplay:

Ⓦ – On the server in the world there are traders of firearms, artifacts, scrolls and much more

Ⓞ – There are objects whose properties you will not see anywhere else except us. Come in and you’ll understand

Ⓡ – There are no restrictions on play style, violators are sent to a separate world

Ⓛ – Cheats on this server will not help, much will depend on the leveling of the player’s items

Ⓓ – We have our own resource pack with very high-quality 3D models.

WE MAKE A SERVER FOR OUR OWN.

WOULD YOU WANT TO PLAY? WE ARE WAITING!

92.63.189.203

Frieren: Beyond Journey’s End Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	339
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a boring lecture on underwater basket weaving? Well, look no further because our server is so good, it’ll make you question your own sanity!

It’s so addictive that players have reported losing track of time, forgetting to eat, and even neglecting their own personal hygiene just to keep playing. One player even claimed they saw a unicorn riding a rainbow llama while mining for diamonds – now that’s some next level gameplay!

Join us if you dare, but be warned: once you start playing on our server, there’s no turning back. You’ll be hooked faster than a fish on a fishing rod. So come on, what are you waiting for? Embrace the madness and join us today!

Never Gonna Financially Recover From This Purchase Minecraft SMP

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	7188
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	27	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	45	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Gods Slained:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild ride on a rollercoaster made of TNT! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of getting pranked by invisible creepers, participating in epic PvP battles where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted potato, and exploring a world where the laws of physics don’t apply (because why not?). Trust us, you’ll never financially recover from the amount of fun you’ll have on our server!

VoteCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	104
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	22
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Orbs of Power Found:	6

Hey gamers! Are you tired of boring old election nights? Well, come join our Minecraft server instead! We have a whole new kind of voting system where you can elect the Chicken King or the Creeper Queen to rule over our pixelated land. And if you have any questions, just ask in the chat and our resident Ender Dragon will answer them with his infinite wisdom. So come on, join us for a night of political chaos and blocky fun!