#becauseyouaremygirlfriend Minecraft Servers

Momma’s Minecraft Therapy

anger, Boundaries, Communication, counseling, Dance, Family Therapy, healing, letter, love, milestone, Minecraft, mommas, Mother, Outsider, parents, rejection, relationship, stepmother, Support, Tension, Therapy, TOXIC

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	5404
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Zombie Dances:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Alien Abductions:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than my family? Look no further! Join our server and escape the tension of stepmothers and dance recitals. Our community is so chill, even the creepers are relaxed. Plus, we have therapy sessions where we discuss important issues like whether to bring a letter from a deceased loved one into the mix. Who needs family drama when you can have block-building fun? Join now and leave the real world behind!

PunchCraft Minecraft Server – Fight Like a Pro in 5!

Adrenaline Rush, combat instincts, Combat Training, defense strategies, emergency situations, Fight, fight back, fight or flight response, Fighting Techniques, Fist Fight, hand to hand combat, Martial Arts, Minecraft, personal safety, physical confrontation, PRO, protect yourself, PunchCraft, Quick Thinking, react quickly, self defense, Server, stay calm, street fight, survival skills

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	1138
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Astral Projections Made:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Are you tired of getting pummeled in fist fights in Minecraft? Look no further than our server! We offer expert training in the fundamentals of fighting in just 5 minutes. Our instructors will teach you how to throw the perfect punch, dodge like a pro, and even land a knockout blow with a block of dirt. Join our server now and become the ultimate Minecraft brawler! Who needs swords and armor when you have the power of your fists?

CraftyCheatCodes

Cheat Codes, CraftyCheatCodes, Efficiency Tips, game changer, Hacks, hidden tricks, insider knowledge, life hacks, life improvement, life tips, productivity hacks, productivity tips, Real Life, Secrets, shortcuts, strategies, success tips, tips and tricks

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	3233
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Meteorites Collected:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16

Are you tired of playing Minecraft like a mere mortal? Join our server and unlock the ultimate cheat codes for real life! Want to fly like Superman? Done. Want to have infinite diamonds? Easy peasy. Want to turn your enemies into chickens? We got you covered. Join us and experience a whole new level of Minecraft where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics). So what are you waiting for? Join now and start living your wildest Minecraft fantasies in real life!

AirportTourMCServer

air cargo center, airport security, airport tour, AirportTourMCServer, arms control, cargo inspection, Conflict, denial, denial of entry, Government, hezbollah, inspection, international relations, investigation, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Politics, SECURITY, Terrorism, transparency, weapons stockpile

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	7894
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Villages Defended:	20	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	42	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Dimension Hops:	14
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a tour of the airport to prove there are no creepers hiding in the cargo center! but beware, the zombies are trying to sneak in and steal all the diamonds! join us for a wild adventure as we fight off skeletons and build the craziest structures you’ve ever seen! who needs hezbollah weapons when you have a diamond sword in hand? come join the fun and let’s show those creepers who’s boss!

BorderBashCraft

aggression, Attack, border, BorderBashCraft, Columns, Commander, Conflict, Conflict Resolution, Defense, Destroyed, international relations, Invasion, Military, military strategy, RETALIATION, russia, strike, Troops, Ukraine, Waiting, War

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	3734
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	39
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Ores Mined:	4617	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Astral Projections Made:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

hey u, yes u, wanna join our epic minecraft server? well let me tell u, it’s so lit that even ukraine destroyed columns of waiting russian troops just to play on it. the commander was like “yo, this server is so good, i gotta let my troops play on it ASAP”.

u know why u should join? because we have unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their butts and dragons that can do the macarena. not to mention, our diamond armor is so bling bling that even the ender dragon is jealous.

oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground base where we keep all the cookies and milk? yeah, that’s right. so come on over and join the fun, because on this server, anything is possible. even destroying russian troops with just a click of a button.

GlowUpAndSmellGoodButStayQuiet

Aesthetics, Appearance, auditory enhancement, beauty, beauty industry, Cosmetics, Enhancement, fashion, GlowUpAndSmellGoodButStayQuiet, Grooming, humans, personal care, self improvement, self-care, self-image, sensory enhancement, sensory perception, smell, Sound, Style, Technology

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	2625
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2697
Emeralds Found:	2157	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	9

come join our epic minecraft server where you can enhance your look and smell but not your sound! we have magical potions that make you smell like a unicorn farting rainbows and look like a majestic potato. but be warned, if you make a sound, you will turn into a talking pickle for eternity! only the bravest and silliest players dare to join our server and embrace the chaos. so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and let the madness begin!

DysonSphereCrafters

advanced civilizations, Alien Civilizations, Astrophysics, celestial bodies, cosmic structures, Dyson spheres, DysonSphereCrafters, energy harvesting, extraterrestrial technology, Freeman Dyson, Futuristic Concepts, host stars, interstellar engineering, megastructures, Milky Way, potential discoveries, scientific research, space exploration, speculative science, theoretical constructs, theoretical physics

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	2396
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Gods Slained:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

lolz come join our minecraft server where we build dyson spheres to harvest energy from the stars like some futuristic aliens. we got seven potential candidates in the milky way, just waiting for you to come and help us build them. be a part of the advanced civilisations and show off your mad building skills. who needs diamonds when you can have a whole star to power your base? join now and become a dyson sphere master!

DragonCraft Server: Ballin’ or Bustin’?

Anime, Ballin, Budokai, BUSTIN, Characters, Combat, comparison, Differences, dragon ball, DragonCraft, Excellence, fan favorites., Fighting, flying, gameplay, Mechanics, Mediocrity, Ninja Storm, one piece, Preferences, Quality, RANGE, Server, video games

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	9250
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Magic Items Found:	6239
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Star Shards Collected:	204	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Emeralds Found:	7659	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Meteorites Collected:	0

Are you tired of mediocre One Piece games that make you want to walk the plank? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for epic adventures and battles that will make you feel like a true pirate king.

Why settle for flying when you can sail the high seas with your crew of blocky buccaneers? Our server offers the ultimate One Piece experience, complete with devil fruit powers, epic battles, and treasure hunts that will make you say “Yarrrr!”

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a journey to find the legendary One Piece. Who knows, you might even run into Luffy and the Straw Hat crew along the way. But be warned, the Grand Line is full of dangers and surprises, so make sure to bring your trusty pickaxe and sword. See you on the high seas, mateys!

SelfLoathingCraft Server

Creatures, creaturesofhabitedition, desuarchive, group, habitedition, habits, haha, ihatemyself, ipaddress, longtailtags, Mega, posscraft, posshouse, SelfLoathingCraft, Server, Steam, steamcommunity, tagmap, Thread, Trash

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	3795
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, dancing creepers, and flying pigs!

Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to visit. We have secret underground caves filled with treasure, and if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a diamond block shaped like a llama wearing sunglasses.

But that’s not all! We have a special potion that turns you into a block of cheese for 24 hours. Imagine the fun you’ll have rolling around the server as a giant block of cheddar!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and prepare for the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright absurd Minecraft experience of your life!

GrannyCraft Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Burnout, career, Caregiver, Communication, compromise, Decision making, difficult conversations, elderly care, emotional toll., family, financial burden, GrannyCraft, Guilt, Minecraft, nursing home, quality of life, relationship, Resentment, responsibilities, self-care, Server, Support

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	9716
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Farms Harvested:	820	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as your wife’s grandmother moving in unexpectedly? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Just like how you were blindsided by your wife’s decision to bring her grandmother into your home without consulting you, our server will keep you on your toes with surprise events and challenges at every turn.

Feel the burnout of being a caregiver like never before as you navigate through our server’s demanding quests and tasks. Just like how you had to juggle work and caregiving, you’ll have to balance your gameplay and real life responsibilities on our server.

Join now and experience the thrill of uncertainty, just like the uncertainty of whether or not you’re the asshole in this situation. Who knows, you might even find yourself questioning your decisions just like our server will make you question your sanity.