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ZelenskyCraft: Top Secret Plans

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	4092
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

so, like, u know how u always wanted to be part of a secret plan to take over the world? well, this server is where it’s at, bro! zelensky himself is gonna unveil his victory plan on oct. 16, but get this – part of it will only be disclosed to the top parliamentary leaders! like, how crazy is that?! join this server and be part of the most epic takeover ever! who needs conventional sentence structure when u can have brain damage fun on this server, amirite? come join us and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!

Pirate’s Den Minecraft Server

abandonware, adventure game, Classic Game, copyright infringement, Cyberpunk, Den, Download, emulation, Gaming, Gaming Community, hideo kojima, illegal, iso, long tail tag, Minecraft, PC, Pirate, Pirates, Policenauts, retro gaming, ROM, Server, Snatcher

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	5566
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Arr matey! Ye be lookin’ for a place to plunder the treasures of Policenauts and play it on yer trusty ol’ PC? Well, look no further me hearties, for this Minecraft server be the perfect place for ye!

Join us on this wild adventure where ye can sail the seven seas of pixels, fight off creepers and zombies with yer mighty sword, and search for buried chests filled with the precious loot of Policenauts.

But beware, for there be a fearsome pirate captain who guards the game with his life, ready to challenge any landlubber who dares to steal his booty. So gather yer crew, sharpen yer swords, and set sail for the most epic Minecraft server ye ever did see! Yarrrr!

Stop-Complaining-About-Chainlink-Labs-Stealing-The Minecraft SMP

Blockchain, blockchain development, blockchain technology, Chainlink Labs, Complaints, cryptocurrency, data manipulation, decentralized finance, Défi, digital assets, financial ecosystem, implementation detail, innovation, Minecraft, oracle network, Secure, smart contracts, smp, stealing fees, stop complaining, StopComplainingAboutChainlinkLabsStealingThe, transparency, trustless

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	6666
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a soap opera on steroids! Join us for a wild ride filled with scandal, intrigue, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing).

Forget about Chainlink Labs stealing fees, on our server, the real drama is who stole the last piece of cake from the communal chest! And don’t even get us started on the epic battles that have taken place over who gets to control the petting zoo (yes, we have a petting zoo, don’t ask why).

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more exciting than a llama race on ice, come join us! Just be prepared for the chaos, because on our server, anything can happen. And we mean anything.

ChildhoodLies_MinecraftSMP

childhood beliefs, childhood fantasies, childhood fantasies come true, childhood imagination, childhood innocence, childhood magic, childhood memories, childhood misconceptions, childhood myths, childhood naivety, childhood tales, childhood whimsy, childhood wonder, ChildhoodLies_MinecraftSMP, funny childhood memories, funny stories, imaginative thinking, naive beliefs, ridiculous beliefs, silly childhood beliefs, silly misconceptions

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	6469
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runes Activated:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Animals Bred:	166	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Mines Excavated:	1326
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Meteorites Collected:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to relive the glory days of believing in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy! Our server is filled with magical wonders and mystical creatures that will make you question everything you thought you knew as a child.

Rumor has it that if you join our SMP, you’ll be able to ride unicorns and fly on the backs of dragons. We even have a secret portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy – just be careful not to eat too much, or you might turn into a gingerbread man!

But that’s not all – we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with all the toys you ever dreamed of as a child. From Barbie dolls to action figures, you’ll never run out of things to play with on our server.

So come join us and let your inner child run wild in our Minecraft SMP. Who knows, you might even rediscover that sense of wonder and imagination that you thought you lost long ago.

BlockBucks Adventures

Adventures, Blockbucks, career fulfillment, doing what I love, dream job, financial freedom, following my dreams, living my best life, living my ideal life, living without worry, no boundaries, no financial constraints, no limitations, passion project, pursuing my dreams, pursuing my goals, pursuing my passions, ultimate happiness, unlimited possibilities, unlimited resources, without financial worries

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	5734
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crops Grown:	5739	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Void Armor Forged:	24	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48

If money wasn’t an issue, you’d probably be joining our Minecraft server right now and living out your wildest blocky dreams! Picture this: you spawn in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is a regular player – rumor has it he’s a total noob at PvP though.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground city filled with rare loot and treasure, guarded by a team of ninja villagers. And every full moon, a magical unicorn parade marches through the land, spreading rainbow sparkles and good vibes to all who witness it.

So why waste your time in the real world when you could be living it up in our Minecraft wonderland? Join now and let the madness begin!

Past Stars Sky – Burned Out!

Astronomy, Burned, burned out, Cosmic, Dark, Dead, Distance, Existential, Light, Mystery, night sky, past, Perception, Reality, SKY, speculation, Stars, theory, Time, Universe, unknown, Wonder

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	5290
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	39	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5

yo, u ever think about how the stars r like, dead af but we still see their light? it’s like a ghost party up in the sky, man. speaking of ghost parties, come join our minecraft server where the creepers throw the sickest raves and the zombies are actually really good dancers.

we got pigs that can fly, cows that tell dad jokes, and chickens that lay diamond eggs. oh, and don’t even get me started on the villagers – those guys are always up to some crazy shenanigans.

if u wanna join a server that’s out of this world (literally, cuz the stars are dead, remember?), then come on down and let’s get blocky together. trust me, it’ll be a blast – just like those ghost stars in the sky.

FreePvP

/warp box, Anarchy, Cross-Play, Explore, FreePvP, Friends, Kit, KitPvP, PvP, random people, Survival, Vanilla, world

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	3956
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Magic Items Found:	5712	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Potions Brewed:	46

FreePvP – The ultimate PvP-based server. Free kit when you join! Feel free to explore the world or PvP with friends or random people with /warp box.

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Rogan’s Minecraft Server: Kamala’s Surprise

American politics, campaign trail, Campaigning, Democratic candidate, election 2020, Election boost, Election Coverage, election strategy, election tactics, Independent news, Joe Rogan Podcast, kamala harris, Kamalas, Media appearance, Minecraft, Political interview, political podcast, Presidential election, rogans, Server, Surprise, surprise appearance, trump, us politics, vice president

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	5077
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Ores Mined:	5092	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like you’re running for president? Look no further! Our server is so epic, even Kamala Harris herself is considering joining just to boost her chances in the next election. Imagine building your own White House replica and giving speeches to virtual crowds of villagers who hang on your every word. Plus, rumor has it Joe Rogan might even stop by for a podcast episode about the importance of mining diamonds. Join now and start your journey to virtual political stardom!

Another Movie About The Negros And The Most Unrealistic Thing… Minecraft SMP

African American, Animals, care, Cinema, civil rights, cultural appropriation, discrimination, Diversity, equality, Hollywood, injustice, Minecraft, Minority, Movie, negros, prejudice, racism, representation, smp, Social Issues, Stereotypes, thing.., unrealistic

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	8465
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Dragons Tamed:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Towns Built:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Dragon Eggs Found:	7481	Farms Harvested:	336

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing more wild than our builds are the stories we come up with! Join us if you want to experience a server where the villagers have taken over and demand tribute in the form of diamond blocks. But don’t worry, they’re pretty chill once you get to know them.

We’ve got a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to overthrow the players. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a pack of mischievous wolves.

But the real reason you should join our SMP? We have a group of llamas who have mastered the art of parkour and challenge players to race them for epic prizes. Plus, our nether is filled with friendly pigmen who love to trade rare items for stacks of cooked porkchops.

So if you’re looking for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional zombie apocalypse), come join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience. Just watch out for those sneaky creepers, they have a tendency to photobomb your epic builds at the worst possible moment.

BlockyHub – No Quitting Allowed!

Allowed, BlockyHub, career, career advancement, Communication, conflict of interest, Decision making, employee handbook, family, Financial Security, job promotion, job satisfaction, job security, loyalty, Marriage, personal values, professional relationships, Quitting, resignation, University, university policy, work-life balance, workplace dynamics

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	7961
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	17
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Villages Defended:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is just as intense as this 41F’s dilemma!

Join us for a chance to escape the real world and dive into a world where you can build your own empire without worrying about workplace politics.

On our server, you can make 145k diamonds a day (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?) and never have to worry about quitting your job for your husband’s promotion.

Who needs a university job when you can be the ruler of your own Minecraft kingdom? Join now and let’s build a world where crazy employee handbooks and office drama don’t exist!