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Pixelated Pervs: Nudify feat. Bear
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we prioritize frontal pics with many bodies! Our favorite age range is 18-22 because we do them first – no exceptions! We only accept top-notch quality pics, and we absolutely must see her face before allowing access to our server.Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and gold! Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of our wacky community where anything is possible. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into the fun!
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Putin’s Craft: Building Blocks and Bear Hugs
Welcome to our Minecraft server where Putin himself is a player! Yes, you heard that right. He’s taking a break from running Russia to mine diamonds and build epic structures in our virtual world. Join now to witness Putin riding a pig into battle against creepers and zombies.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them or stop their evil plans? The choice is yours.
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a dancing chicken disco party every Friday night. Get your groove on with our feathered friends and show off your best dance moves.
So why would Putin do this? Because our server is the craziest, most fun place to play Minecraft. Join now and see for yourself!
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Blocky Bedrock Banter
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never imagined! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like that time a creeper photobombed your epic base tour video. And if you’re lucky, you might even receive compliments during sex that will make you question your life choices. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join us now! -
TrudeauCraft Minecraft Server
lol imagine if trudeau and king charles were like, “hey let’s play minecraft together on this epic server!” and then they start building a giant igloo castle to hide from trump’s crazy annexation threats. like, Buckingham Palace is all hush-hush about it but we know the real tea. join our server and help us build the ultimate igloo fortress to protect against world leaders gone wild. plus, we have llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes. no joke. come join the chaos! -
CraftyTrumpTarrifsLOL
come join our minecraft server and escape the chaos of real life where trump is out here ruining trade deals and causing mayhem. on our server, you can build a wall around your house to keep out any unwanted tariffs or crazy politicians. we promise no tariffs on our server, just good times and epic builds. plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from any crazy world leaders trying to mess with your minecraft experience. so come on over and join us, because on our server, the only thing getting destroyed is creepers, not trade deals. -
⬆️ Straight Up ⬆️
Straight Up Minecraft Server
Server Information
Server IP play.straightupminecraft.com Join us on Discord https://discord.gg/camSwwyUAe About Straight Up
Straight Up is a vanilla Minecraft: Java edition server open to all players. We offer a laid back survival experience that is as close to vanilla as possible. The overworld has never been wiped since our founding date of April 1st, 2019, and we intend to keep it that way. With a rich history spanning over 5 years, there is much to explore and many adventures to be had.
Features:
- [🧨] PvP and griefing permitted. No land claims or protection.
- [💻] Stable server performance.
- [🌎] No world resets. Ever.
- [🍪] Minor quality of life changes.
- [‼️] Unobtrusive anticheat.
- [🚫] No /tpa, /warp, /home, currency, factions, or economy plugins.
FAQ
Question Answer Can I claim land or protect my builds? No, land claims or protection plugins are not available on the server. Are world resets common? No, the overworld has never been reset since the server’s founding. What changes are made to gameplay? Minor quality of life changes like obtaining player heads by killing players and using cookies to prevent phantom spawning without moving your bed. Are there any teleportation commands? No, commands like /tpa, /warp, and /home are not available on the server. Is there an economy system? No, the server strives to provide a true vanilla survival experience without currency, factions, or economy plugins. -
SongCraft Server 1.20.3
Yo, bros and broettes, have you seen this epic 20 minute song on this nine kay channel? It’s like, day 10 and we’re still vibing to it like crazy! Join our Minecraft server for some lit tunes and non-stop partying!We got creepers dropping sick beats, zombies dancing like there’s no tomorrow, and skeletons trying to breakdance (spoiler alert: they suck at it).
If you want to experience the ultimate musical Minecraft madness, then come join us on this server! Just remember to bring your dancing shoes and a sense of humor, because things are about to get wild!
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FestParkPass Minecraft Server
Join our EPIC Minecraft server where we SQUEEZE six players into one car! Forget about safety and logic, we’re all about the thrill of breaking the rules!Our SUV can only fit five players, but who cares? Let’s CRAM four people in the back without seatbelts because saving $50 on a parking pass is totally worth it! Who needs laws when you can have FUN, amirite?
Don’t be a party pooper like the OP in this story, come join us and live life on the edge! We don’t care about tickets or safety, we just want to have a wild time in Minecraft! Plus, we have unemployed players who will do anything to save a few bucks, so you know it’s gonna be a crazy ride!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s see how many players we can fit in a single car! It’s gonna be a bumpy, law-breaking, seatbelt-less adventure that you’ll never forget!