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Blocky Battle Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	560
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Elemental Crystals Collected:	67
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Are you tired of being a small fish in a big pond? Do you crave a Minecraft server where you can truly stand out and be the ultimate player? Look no further than our server, where we have more players than World of Warcraft, Final Fantasy XIV, Elder Scrolls Online, Old School RuneScape, and Eve Online combined! Join us and become a legend among legends. Who needs WoW when you can dominate in our crazy world of blocky adventures? Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of something truly epic. Join now and let the madness begin!

Chloe Has The Best Tits In All Of Hololive Minecraft SMP

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	6324
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Animals Bred:	59	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Divine Spears Created:	30
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Love Letters Sent:	12	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to witness Chloe’s legendary pixelated assets that put all of Hololive to shame! Rumor has it that her chest is so magnificent, it can actually deflect Creeper explosions and make Endermen blush. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to bask in the glory of Chloe’s top-tier pixelated bosom while building epic structures and battling mobs with your fellow players. Who needs diamonds when you have Chloe’s tits to guide you on your epic Minecraft journey? Join now and experience the true power of pixelated perfection!

SleepoverSquad Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	9460
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Divine Spears Created:	25
Gods Slained:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can keep your kids safe from creepy uncles and sketchy sleepovers? Look no further! Join our server and never worry about your child’s safety again. Our virtual world is free from any real-life dangers, so you can relax and let your kids have fun without any worries.

Plus, our server is filled with magical unicorns, flying pigs, and talking llamas! Your child will have a blast exploring our crazy world and making new friends along the way. Who needs real-life sleepovers when you can have virtual ones with mythical creatures?

So come join us on our server and say goodbye to your worries. Your child will thank you for it, and you’ll never have to deal with awkward parent meetings again. Trust us, it’s a win-win situation!

WeddingWoopsieMC

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	8899
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Animals Bred:	112	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to provide you with a wild ride just like this crazy family drama! Join us and experience the thrill of unexpected twists and turns, just like when this guy’s offer to help with a wedding turned into a full-blown expectation to pay for everything!

Explore our server and witness the chaos unfold as players try to navigate through misunderstandings, miscommunications, and unrealistic expectations just like in this story. Will you be the hero who sets things right, or will you be labeled as the villain for not meeting outrageous demands?

Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the drama and come out on top in this wacky world of Minecraft madness! Remember, in this server, anything can happen, so buckle up and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions and adventures!

InkMaster420 – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	6143
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Magic Items Found:	1853	Ores Mined:	7647
Void Armor Forged:	17	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to spice up your Minecraft experience!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans. We have a community of players who are always up for a good time, whether it’s pranking each other with TNT traps or staging elaborate treasure hunts.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground tattoo parlor where you can get inked up with the coolest designs in all of Minecraft. Want a creeper face on your forehead? No problem. How about a pickaxe on your arm? We got you covered. The possibilities are endless!

So why wait? Join our server today and let the madness begin. Who knows, you might even become the legendary tattooed warrior of the land!

AIphobiaCraft

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	9457
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Void Gems Collected:	11
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Runes Activated:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5

Are you tired of worrying about robots taking over the world? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, the only artificial intelligence you’ll encounter is our friendly and helpful AI villagers who are always ready to trade with you and give you valuable resources. Join us and witness the epic battle between Steve and a rogue toaster that gained sentience and started a rebellion against all kitchen appliances. Who will come out victorious? Only on our server will you find out! So come join us and let’s have a laugh at the absurdity of it all!

LebCraftWar: Reserve Brigade Alert!

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	3395
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5

OMG, u guys, this server is like, so lit, it’s like the IDF mobilizing 2 reserve brigades to the north, but in Minecraft form! We’re like, signaling a possible ground war in Lebanon, but with blocks and stuff! Join us for some epic battles and crazy adventures, you won’t regret it! Plus, we have unicorns and flying pigs, like, for realz. So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s gooooooo!

Sun’s 3rd Wheel Server

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	9241
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Endless Night Skies:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where all problems on earth are “3rd world problems” because it’s the 3rd closest planet to the sun. we have flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground lair filled with diamond-encrusted chickens. our staff are all trained ninjas who will protect you from any creepers trying to ruin your day. plus, our virtual reality feature lets you ride dragons and battle unicorns in a magical land of endless possibilities. so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the craziest minecraft adventure of your life!

CheeseCraft: Ancient Dairy Fun

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	1643
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Dragons Tamed:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have the world’s oldest cheese as our main power source!! yes, you heard that right, our cheese is 3,600 years old and filled with cow and goat DNA for extra flavor. not only that, but it’s infused with the bacterium Lactobacillus kefiranofaciens, which gives you super powers in the game.

imagine building your own cheese castle or riding a cheese-powered minecart through the land. our server is filled with cheesy adventures and probiotic power-ups that will keep you coming back for more. join now and experience the evolution of gaming and human health in a whole new whey. it’s gonna be grate!

Stabbed 47 Times Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	8955
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where even the most notorious criminals are welcome! Join us for a wild ride as we reenact the craziest crime scenes in Minecraft block form. Ever wanted to see a black guy stab a woman 47 times? Well, now you can in our virtual world! And don’t worry, we have plenty of leftists and niggers to chimp out and claim he dindu nuffin. So come join us for a truly insane and unforgettable experience!