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CraftyQueersMC

alcohol, Boundaries, Breakup, career, Cheating, clubbing, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, CraftyQueersMC, Drinking, living situation, Maturity, partying, perspective, relationship, RESPONSIBILITY, Support, Trust, VALUES, work party

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	1015
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	New Chunks Explored:	797472
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a drunken work party dare? Look no further! Join our server for some crazy adventures and unexpected twists!

Picture this: you and your girlfriend are at a party, things are getting wild, and suddenly her gay male colleague plants one on her! But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun…or is it? Join our server to experience the drama and chaos firsthand!

Just like how you confronted your girlfriend about the kiss, confront your enemies in epic battles on our server. Show them who’s boss and claim victory!

And just like how you paid for your girlfriend’s taxi home, we’ll take care of you on our server with amazing perks and rewards. You won’t want to leave…unlike your girlfriend who had to leave the party early.

So come join us on our Minecraft server for a party like no other! Who knows what crazy antics you’ll get up to next?

RayOfHope SMP: Living for the Moments

anticipation, aspirations, Contentment, dreams, fulfillment, Future, Gratitude, Happiness, Hope, inspiration, joy, Living, looking forward, mindfulness, MOMENTS, motivation, optimism, perspective, positivity, purpose, ray of hope, RayOfHope, smp, worth living

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	4909
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Star Shards Collected:	226

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a ray of hope in the blocky world? Look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground rollercoaster that only the bravest players can ride.

Looking forward to something? How about our weekly “Llama Llama Dance Party” where all players must wear llama costumes and boogie down until the sun comes up. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a llama breakdance.

Life feeling a little dull? Not on our server! We have a secret quest where players must find the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant the wielder unlimited mining power. But beware, the pickaxe is guarded by a fierce army of rainbow sheep armed with enchanted swords.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding chickens). Life is worth living when you’re part of our crazy blocky community!

BlockyLoveGoneWrong

BETRAYAL, BlockyLoveGoneWrong, broken trust, Communication, Disrespect, Emotional Abuse, Emotional distance, emotional neglect, HEARTBREAK, hurtful words, indifference, insensitive remarks, Invalidation, lack of empathy, lack of support, relationship, Significant Other, toxic relationship, unappreciated, uncaring behavior, Unloved

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	5601
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Void Armor Forged:	26	Votes:	3017
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	109
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Are you tired of feeling unloved and unappreciated by your significant other? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape into a world where blocks are your only true love.

On our server, you can build a castle fit for a queen or a mansion for a king, all without worrying about your partner’s lack of interest in your life. Plus, our community is filled with players who will always have your back and never let you feel alone.

So say goodbye to heartbreak and hello to endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft. Who needs a significant other when you have a diamond pickaxe and a creeper to keep you company? Join us now and start building your way to happiness!

Pixel Perfect Minecraft Server

Anime, best shounen ending, Character development, classic shounen, Closure, creative storytelling, emotional impact, fan reactions, long-running series, Manga, Manga community, manga industry, memorable endings, Minecraft, modern mangaka, perfect, PIXEL, plot twists, resolution, satisfying endings, Server, shounen manga, storytelling, writing techniques

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	5367
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3

Are you tired of boring and unsatisfying endings in manga? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has the most epic and satisfying endings to all your adventures! Join us and experience the thrill of defeating the Ender Dragon while riding a llama named Larry, who just happens to be a secret ninja master in disguise. And that’s not all – our server is also home to a rare breed of talking creepers who tell the funniest jokes in all of Minecraftia. So why settle for mediocrity when you can join us and have the most epic shounen ending of all time?

No more bio-breaks Minecraft SMP

bathroom, bio-breaks, biobreaks, break time, continuous work, efficiency, Eliminate, eliminate need, eliminate need for bio-breaks, Minecraft, Need, need for bio-breaks, no breaks, no interruptions, productivity, restroom, smp, Time management, uninterrupted productivity, uninterrupted work, work flow, work rhythm

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	8330
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Crops Grown:	2912	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7

Are you tired of having to take bathroom breaks while playing Minecraft? Look no further, because our server has a built-in catheter system that will eliminate the need for bio-breaks! You can mine and craft to your heart’s content without ever having to leave your computer chair. Join now and say goodbye to pesky bathroom breaks forever!

LDRcraft SMP: Love Blocks & Lag

blocks, Challenges, Commitment, Communication, compromise, Connection, Distance, emotional bond, Intimacy, Lag, LDRcraft, long distance relationships, love, loyalty, patience, perseverance, smp, Support, Technology, time difference, Trust, Understanding, virtual dates., visits

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	5102
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Astral Projections Made:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	4010	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7

Are you tired of being separated from your Minecraft bae by thousands of blocks? Join our SMP and build a virtual love nest together! With our magical server connection, you’ll never have to worry about lag ruining your romantic moments again. Plus, rumor has it that our server is powered by the tears of creepers who couldn’t handle the love vibes. So come join us and keep the spark alive in your long distance relationship, one block at a time!

HighSchoolHavocMC

adult content, boundary-pushing, controversial, explicit, explicit behavior, explicit content, explicit display, explicit material, graphic, high school, HighSchoolHavocMC, Inappropriate Behavior, inappropriate conduct, indecent behavior, mature content, mature themes, NSFW, RISQUE, scandalous, Shocking.., teenage antics

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	1962
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	80
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Animals Bred:	56	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Dragon Scales Harvested:	464	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of boring old high school drama? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you’ll see things that will make your high school experience look like a snooze fest! From explosive creeper pranks to scandalous sheep love triangles, this server is not for the faint of heart. Join us if you dare for a wild ride that will make your high school memories seem like child’s play. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed (or scarred for life, we promise)!

QuadMurderReTrial Minecraft Server

1966 quadruple murder, 88-year-old man, acquittal, court decision, criminal case, criminal justice, death sentence, Decades, elderly defendant, exoneration, high profile case, innocence proven, Japanese court, judicial system, Justice, legal proceedings, Legal System, Minecraft, overturned verdict, QuadMurderReTrial, retrial, Server, wrongful conviction

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	2496
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	197	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

LOLZ come join our EPIC Minecraft server where we got crazier stories than this 88-year-old man who got acquitted after being sentenced to DEATH for a quadruple murder case from 1966!

We got creepers creepin’, zombies zombin’, and skeletons shootin’ arrows like they’re in the Olympics!

Join us for the wackiest adventures and build the most insane structures you can imagine! Plus, we got a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the server that will make you RICH beyond your wildest dreams!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make some memories that will make this court case look like child’s play!

BlockySamurai46

acquitted, BlockySamurai46, court case, criminal justice, death row, exoneration, HUMAN RIGHTS, Imprisonment, Inmate, Iwao Hakamada, japanese, judicial error, judicial reform, judicial system, Justice, Legal System, longest-serving, man, overturned conviction, perseverance, wrongful conviction

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	2695
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Towns Built:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4179
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	391
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23

OMG u guys, have u heard about this Japanese dude who was like on death row for 46 YEARS and then got acquitted??? imagine being in prison for that long and then finally being like SIKE I’M OUTTA HERE. that’s some crazy stuff, right?

anyways, speaking of crazy stuff, u gotta join this minecraft server, it’s like a whole new world of madness and fun. we got pigs that can fly, creepers that dance, and diamonds that talk (they’re kinda snobby tho, not gonna lie).

if u join our server, u might even meet Iwao Hakamada himself, just chillin’ and building a castle out of obsidian blocks. he’s a pro at minecraft now after spending so much time in prison, trust me.

so come on over and join the fun, who knows what kind of wild adventures u might have on our server. maybe u’ll even find a secret portal to a land of unicorns and rainbows, or maybe just a bunch of zombies trying to eat ur brains. either way, it’s gonna be a blast!

PixelPotty Panic Server

BLADDER, Bladder cancer, cell damage, environmental pollution, health risks, human health, inflammation, kidney, microplastic detection, microplastic exposure, microplastics, Panic, PixelPotty, plastic particles, plastic waste management, pollution control, research, Server, toxic chemicals, urinary tract, urine samples, water contamination, water safety concerns

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	3818
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Dragons Tamed:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
New Chunks Explored:	885792	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

so like, we got this epic minecraft server that is so lit, you won’t even believe it, bro. like, imagine a world where microplastics are taking over and causing chaos in the urinary tract. yeah, that’s right, we got a whole storyline about microplastics invading your body and you gotta fight them off in epic battles.

join our server for a chance to save the world from the evil microplastics, build epic bases to protect yourself, and team up with other players to defeat the plastic invaders. oh, and did we mention there’s a secret underground lab where you can research new ways to fight off the microplastics and save the day?

plus, we have custom mini-games like “plastic purge” where you have to collect as many microplastics as you can before time runs out, and “toxic waste toss” where you have to throw toxic waste barrels at your opponents to win. it’s a total blast, bro.

so come join our server and embark on the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous adventure of your life. trust us, you won’t regret it. let’s save the world from the evil microplastics together!