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Players: | 100/200 | Votes: | 349 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 |
Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 |
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 12 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 3 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
Join us if you want to find out why whites are so cucked – spoiler alert, it’s because they haven’t experienced the sheer awesomeness of our server yet!
We have a secret underground base filled with rare loot and a pet dragon that farts rainbows. Plus, our PvP battles are so intense, they make the Ender Dragon look like a cute little bunny.
So come on over and join us on this wild ride – who knows, you might just uncover the truth behind why whites are so cucked (hint: it involves a llama, a disco ball, and a talking potato). See you in the game!