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Players: | 109/400 | Votes: | 5042 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Holy Grails Found: | 3 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 |
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 2 | Divine Spears Created: | 27 |
Dimension Hops: | 12 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 19 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 | Villages Defended: | 18 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
but wait, there’s more! we also have a secret potion dat makes u invincible for 69 hours straight. trust me, u gonna need it when u face off against our boss mobs, like the legendary Ender Dragon with a mustache made of pure gold.
oh, and did i mention we have a special event where u can ride a llama into battle against an army of zombie villagers? it’s like a rodeo from hell, but with more explosions and less cowboys.
so what are u waiting for? come join us on dis server and experience the ultimate minecraft madness. just be careful not to fall into a pit of lava while laughing at our ridiculous stories.