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Ethereal Sky Realms 1.20.6

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	9403
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Potions Brewed:	167
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Yo, listen up! This Minecraft server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a rainbow-filled universe where unicorns fart glitter and creepers wear tutus.

Join us if you want to experience the ultimate mind-bending adventure that will have you questioning your sanity and laughing until you pee your pants.

We’ve got custom mods that will make your brain explode with excitement and mini-games that will make you scream “I’ll be up your butt bro, homo” in the chat.

So why wait? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown in the most ridiculous and hilarious way possible. Trust me, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but who cares? YOLO, am I right?

CraftyVenezuela Minecraft Server

constitutional crisis, court decision, CraftyVenezuela, democratic principles, disputed results, election dispute, electoral integrity, Electoral Process, failed submission, government accountability, judicial review, judicial system, legal challenge, legal ruling, Minecraft, opposition, political conflict, political turmoil, proof, Rule of Law, Server, top court, Venezuela

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	4567
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0

OMG GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER, CUZ LIKE VENEZUELA’S TOP COURT IS ALL UP IN HERE SAYIN OPPOSITION DIDN’T BRING THE PROOF, BUT WHO CARES BOUT THAT, WE JUST WANNA BUILD AND MINE AND HAVE FUN! PLUS, WE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD, U WON’T WANNA MISS OUT ON THAT! SO COME JOIN US AND LET’S MAKE SOME CRAZY MEMORIES TOGETHER! #LOLZ #MINECRAFTFUN #SECRETBASES

Zelensky’s Minecraft Mayhem

aggressor, Conflict, Crisis, defense strategy, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, Government, international relations, Invasion, MAYHEM, Military, Military Action, Minecraft, peace negotiations, Politics, russia, Tension, Territory, Ukraine, War, Zelensky, ZELENSKYS

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	7369
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we push war into the aggressor’s territory just like Zelensky! we have crazy battles and intense PvP action that will make your head spin like a chicken on a rollercoaster! join us and become a warrior in the virtual world, fighting for glory and honor (and maybe some diamonds too)! don’t miss out on the fun, join now and show everyone who’s boss in this wild and wacky world of blocky adventures!

Memento SMP

Adventure, Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Minigames, Prison, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	2943
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	New Chunks Explored:	967864
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7

Welcome to play.mementosmp.com! Start in a stunning spawn and dive into unique features like custom enchantments, exciting crates, and 20 custom menus. Face off against unique mobs, complete 70 quests, and customize your experience with tool skins and emotes. Enjoy streamlined repairs, adopt pets, and trade items. Explore diverse biomes, mine resources, and tackle thrilling dungeons. Join us for endless adventures and a vibrant community!

play.mementosmp.com:50631

Edge of the Forest

1.18.2, CONTENT, content creators, Creators, Economy, Edge of the Forest, Empire, Faction, Factions, java, lone wolf, Minecraft, Peace, power, PvE, PvP, roleplayer, roleplayers, Server, shadows, Streamer, Streamers, Survival

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	4002
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Love Letters Sent:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5

You’ve reached the Edge of the Forest – A brand NEW Factions server!

⇨ Create your own Faction! Forge Alliances! ⇨ Crush your Enemies and show everyone your Power! ⇨ Ignite Revolutions and found your new Empire! ⇨ Become a Lone Wolf lurking in the Shadows! ⇨ Be a neutral and Peaceful Faction striving to achieve Peace!

With endless Possibilities the Choice is yours to make!

Best suited for Content Creators, Streamers and Roleplayers!

Server Version: Java 1.18.2 Whitelist: No

edgeoftheforest.apexmc.co

V For Vodka – Where the Only Thing Getting Reset Is Our Sobriety!

border, Chat, Cheating, Community, Dedicated, DOXING, finland, Griefing, java, killing, moderated, permanent ban, Reset, rules, semi anarchy, smp, Sobriety, temp ban, Vanilla, Vodka, world

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	6837
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

V For Vanilla Minecraft Server

Server Information

Server IP	VForV.net
Server Discord	https://discord.gg/u2HcJxG4pS
Version	Java 1.21

V For Vanilla is a vanilla SMP started on the 4th of December, 2021. Our goal is to provide players with a true vanilla, unaltered gameplay experience. We have minimal admin intervention, giving players the freedom to play the game how they like, while keeping things fair for everyone by banning cheaters. To keep the vanilla experience authentic there are no game changing plugins or commands.

We have a small community with many people from all around the world. If you are looking for a true vanilla experience we welcome you to join us.

We hope to see you soon on V!

Server Info

World Border	30M
Map Resets	No
Spawn Area	Random, unprotected
TPA/Sethome	No
Griefing/Killing	Allowed
Duping	Not allowed (Exception for TNT bombers)
Chat Moderation	Not strictly moderated
Server Location	Dedicated server hosted in Finland

Server Rules

Doxing is not allowed and will result in a permanent ban
Cheating is a 3 Month temp ban, permanent on second offense

Minecraft server: /gw2g/ – Mine Wars 2: The Blockening

Blockening, BUILD, currencies, Daily Checklist, Elitepvpers, FAQs, festival of the four winds, Guild Wars 2, Guilds, gw2 efficiency, gw2 general, gw2g, Homesteads, latest news, Latest Patch, lol butts edition, Minecraft, OW Farming, Poor, PvP rewards, Resources, Salvaging, Server, Speed Relics, Swimsuits, Update history, Wars, wizard vault weeklies, wvw restructuring, wvw rewards

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	2488
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	2	New Chunks Explored:	544701
Elemental Crystals Collected:	24	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Welcome to the most butt-tastic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay your blocky eyes on! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have Guilds that are so epic, they make the Avengers look like a bunch of noobs. Plus, we have a Wizard Vault that you can raid weekly for some magical loot – just watch out for the fire-breathing chickens!

If you’re feeling poor in-game, fear not! We have daily checklists and currencies that will have you rolling in diamonds in no time. And if your build is absolute garbage, we’ve got resources that will turn you into a Minecraft master in no time. Trust us, you’ll be building castles in the sky in no time.

But wait, there’s more! We have WvW Restructuring that includes swimsuits for your blocky character – because who doesn’t want to battle it out in a bikini? And don’t even get us started on the Warclaw double jump and homesteads with land spears – it’s like Game of Thrones meets Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave. And remember, the previous wipe was epic – just ask the fire-breathing chickens.

Minecraft SMP: Shadowed by a Killer Design

Appearance, beauty, Competition, creativity, design, discrimination, empowerment, envy, fashion, Gender Roles, girly fag, Individuality, injustice, Killer, killer design, Lord, Minecraft, overshadowed, poor girl, Shadowed, smp, society, Stereotypes, Struggle, talent

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	8540
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Dragon Scales Harvested:	286
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Farms Harvested:	173	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10

Are you tired of being overshadowed by your girly fag of a lord on other servers? Look no further! Join our Minecraft SMP where poor girls with killer designs reign supreme! Take on epic building challenges, conquer dungeons filled with sparkly unicorns, and show off your fabulous fashion sense in our virtual runway shows. Don’t let anyone dull your sparkle, join us today and become the queen bee of the server!

NewSchoolNewRules

anxiety, buzz cut, cold feet, gung-ho, last minute decision, long tail tags, military school, New school, NewSchoolNewRules, opportunity, preparatory school, private school, Regulation, surfer hair, teaching position, Uniform

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	8736
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	96	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Potions Brewed:	114
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

Are you tired of your long surfer hair and casual clothes? Do you want to experience the military school life without actually enlisting? Then join our Minecraft server, where all new players are required to get a virtual buzz cut and wear a uniform in-game!

Just like in real life, you’ll have to follow regulations and keep your virtual hair short for the first few weeks. But don’t worry, most players end up loving the new look and the sense of discipline it brings to the game.

So if you’re ready for a new adventure and want to experience the thrill of military school without leaving your computer, join our server now! Who knows, you might even become the top student and earn the title of Minecraft General!

VintageVillagers

baby names, baby naming trends, classic names, historical names, naming conventions, naming trends, old-fashioned names, older names, outdated names, rare names, timeless names, traditional baby names, traditional names, traditional naming, uncommon names, unique names, unpopular baby names, unpopular names, unpopular vintage names, vintage names, VintageVillagers

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	3551
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Mythical Quests Completed:	32
Void Armor Forged:	24	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with outdated names? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. Creepers doing the cha-cha, skeletons breakdancing, and zombies doing the macarena – you won’t want to miss it!

2. Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all the other animals with an iron beak. Join us and pay tribute to the feathered overlord!

3. We have a magical portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of candy. Who wouldn’t want to build a house out of gingerbread and lollipops?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, wildest adventures in Minecraft history!

BorderBoost Minecraft Server

airspace violation, Belarus, border, border security, BorderBoost, Conflict prevention, diplomat, diplomatic relations, diplomatic response, eastern europe, foreign affairs, international relations, military deployment, military escalation, military maneuvers, military presence, Minecraft, political tension, regional stability, security concerns, Server, Troops, Ukraine

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	2646
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10

LOL SO THIS SERVER IS LIKE BELARUS BUT WITHOUT THE TENSION, JUST MINECRAFT FUN! JOIN US AND SUMMON DIPLOMATS TO TRADE DIAMONDS! WE GOT TROOPS BOOSTED AT THE BORDER…OF OUR SPAWN POINT! ACCUSE OTHER PLAYERS OF AIRSPACE VIOLATIONS AND DECLARE WAR…WITH SNOWBALLS! COME ON AND BUILD EPIC BASES, FIGHT MONSTERS, AND LAUGH YOUR BUTT OFF WITH US! #MINECRAFTDIPLOMACY