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Daily Gunsmith Cats Burst Minecraft SMP

90s, action, Anime, Burst, Cats, Chicago, chicagoooo, christmas, city life, Daily, Festive, gun, Guns, Gunsmith, holiday season, Manga, Minecraft, Retro, Smith, smp, vintage, weapons

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	9703
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we’re bringing back the 90’s vibes of Chicago in the most outrageous way possible! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds while jamming out to the Backstreet Boys and sipping on a Capri Sun. It’s like a time warp to the coolest decade ever!

But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy events like synchronized block building competitions where the loser has to wear a neon fanny pack for a week. And don’t even get me started on our annual pizza party where we all dress up as our favorite 90’s sitcom characters and battle it out in epic PVP matches.

Join us for a totally tubular time filled with nostalgia, laughter, and maybe even a few pranks involving slime and slap bracelets. It’s like stepping into a time machine and landing in the wackiest version of Chicago you’ve ever seen. So grab your scrunchies and rollerblades and come join the fun!

SmartyPantsMC SMP

astute, brainpower, Brainy, Bright, Clever, Crafty, Cunning, deceptive, GENIUS, Insightful, intellectual, intelligence, perceptive, savvy, sharp, shrewd, Sly, Smarter, SmartyPantsMC, smp, underestimated, Wise

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	511
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
New Chunks Explored:	373008	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

Hey gamers, do you want to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever? Well, let me tell you about this server that is filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments.

First of all, our server is run by a group of super intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of redstone and can build insane contraptions with their tiny wings. They may look like regular chickens, but don’t be fooled, they are the real brains behind this operation.

We also have a secret underground base filled with treasure and rare items, guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will protect you at all costs. And if you’re lucky, you may even stumble upon a hidden portal that will take you to a magical land filled with unicorns and rainbows.

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where the chickens are the real rulers. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

DumpedCraft Minecraft Server

aita, Apology, attachment, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Breakup, Communication, Conflict, DAUGHTER, DUMPED, DumpedCraft, emotions, Friends, Girlfriend, high school, Minecraft, mom, parenting, relationship, Respect, Server, Son, teenagers

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	857
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is at an all-time high? Look no further than our server, where you can experience the thrill of high school relationships gone wrong!

Join us and witness the epic saga of Dylan and Melanie unfold before your very eyes. From heartbreak to sweater retrieval missions, this server has it all. Will Dylan apologize for not wanting to date Melanie anymore? Will Melanie ever recover from the breakup heard ’round the server?

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for intense conversations with other players’ parents about their kids’ dating lives. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

So come on down and join us for a rollercoaster of emotions, drama, and questionable parenting decisions. Who needs a soap opera when you have our server? Join now and witness the chaos for yourself!

GreenEyedAbandonment

Abandoned, aita, alcohol, Asshole, blue eyes, brother, Confrontation, Cult, disowned, facebook, family relationships, foster care, Friend, green eyes, GreenEyedAbandonment, intolerant, jaw drop, Nonbinary, Sane, shitshow, shunning

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	9547
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	724
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to escape the drama of real life and enter a world where eye color doesn’t matter! On our server, having green eyes won’t get you disowned by your family – in fact, it might even make you stand out in a crowd of blocky characters!

We can’t promise you won’t run into any cults or family drama, but at least you’ll have a group of friends to back you up when things get crazy. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll find some long-lost siblings with purple or pink eyes – anything is possible in the world of Minecraft!

So come join us and let’s build a world where eye color is just a fun fact, not a reason for family feuds. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond in the rough – or in this case, a player with emerald eyes!

LonelyCraft SMP

Abandoned, alone, dejected, depression, Desolate, disconnected, Empty, Forlorn, friendless, introverted, ISOLATED, ISOLATION, lack of communication, Loneliness, LonelyCraft, Melancholy, neglected, Sadness, smp, social withdrawal, solitary, solitude

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	9928
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	31	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Crops Grown:	2527
Divine Spears Created:	10	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

Bro, if you’re spending more time talking to Minecraft villagers than actual real-life humans, it’s time to join our epic SMP! We’ve got more virtual friends than you can shake a pickaxe at. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server. So if you want to test your skills against the ultimate Minecraft legend, you better join us ASAP! And don’t even get me started on the secret diamond mine we have hidden under spawn. Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on all the crazy adventures and shenanigans that go down on our server. Lonely no more, my friend. Join us and let the Minecraft madness begin!

Celeb Feet Thread Minecraft SMP

best of the best, celeb, Celeb feet, celeb foot pics, celeb foot worship, celebrity feet, celebrity foot model, celebrity soles, celebrity toes, famous feet, feet, foot admiration, foot fetish, foot fetish community, foot fetish content, foot fetish discussion., foot fetish forum, foot fetishism, foot lovers, foot pics, foot worship, Minecraft, smp, Thread

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	6695
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever lay your blocky eyes on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they stumbled upon a hidden diamond mine guarded by a pack of wild wolves wearing top hats. Legend has it that anyone who mines from this diamond mine will gain the power to fly like a chicken and shoot fireballs from their nostrils. True story.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of villagers who have mastered the art of parkour and can run faster than a speeding minecart. Join them in their quest to defeat the evil Ender Dragon who has been terrorizing the land with his terrible dance moves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server and become the best of the best in all of blocky land!

Crafty20sRegrets Minecraft SMP

Adulthood, advice, career development, Crafty20sRegrets, Decision making, early 20s, Experience, guidance, hindsight, learning, life lessons, Maturity, Mentorship, Minecraft, personal growth, Reflection, regret, relationships, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, smp, wisdom

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	8723
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Zombie Dances:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Void Armor Forged:	17

OMG, like, if I could go back to my early 20s, I would totally tell myself to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP! Like, seriously, this server is the bomb dot com!

First of all, the admins are like, super hot and they give out free diamonds to anyone who joins. And get this, there’s a secret underground base where you can find enchanted golden apples just lying around!

But the best part is the crazy adventures you’ll have with the other players. I once teamed up with this dude who had a pet dragon and we went on a quest to slay the Ender Dragon while riding llamas. It was insane!

So yeah, if you want to level up your Minecraft game and have a ton of laughs along the way, you HAVE to join this SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it! #minecraftgoals #bestserverever 😂🎮💎🐉

ChildSuppCraft Minecraft Server

abandonment, absent father, blended families, Boundaries, child support, ChildSuppCraft, Communication, Conflict Resolution, emotional baggage, family disputes, family dynamics, family history, Fatherhood, financial support, forgiveness, generational trauma, Minecraft, parental responsibilities, past trauma, relationships, Resentment, Server, trust issues

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	1417
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

Are you tired of family drama and looking for a place to escape? Join our Minecraft server where you can build your own virtual family without any of the real-life drama!

On our server, you can create your own ranch house just like the one in the story, but with no pesky stairs for unwanted relatives to move in. Trust us, it’s a one-floor paradise!

Forget about child support payments and family arguments, on our server, you can focus on building epic structures and exploring endless possibilities. Plus, we have a strict no-drama policy, so you can game in peace without any rude comments from virtual step-relatives.

Join now and leave all the real-life family drama behind. Who needs a dad who only reaches out for his own benefit when you can have a whole virtual community to support you? Let’s build a better family together, one block at a time!

MineCraftyHolidayFun2024

aita, assholery, christmas, Civil, Community, December 2024, families, family time, Feedback, holiday break, MineCraftyHolidayFun2024, Moderators, New Year, open forum, Regional, Restricted, rules, Spinoffs, Suggestions, travel

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	5158
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Crops Grown:	7922	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Mines Excavated:	1208	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Battle Standards Raised:	14

Welcome to the most exclusive Minecraft server where we take our holidays seriously! Last year, we had a bit of a mishap with the server going into POO MODE during Christmas and New Year’s, but fear not, this year we are going all out with a Restricted mode for the entire holiday period. Why, you ask? Because even mods need family time, and some of us need to travel to get away from the crazies in our lives (looking at you, Aunt Karen).

But don’t worry, once January 2 rolls around, the server will be back to normal and you can resume your usual Assholery. So mark your calendars and get ready for some epic Minecraft adventures in 2025!

And remember, no direct links or uncensored screenshots allowed – we like to keep things classy around here. So join us on this wild ride and let’s make some memories that will last a lifetime (or at least until the next holiday season). See you on the server!

Anxiety-Free Mindset SMP

AnxietyFree, mindset, smp

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	9647
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	11
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Dragons Tamed:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	213	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7

Are you tired of living in a world where nothing exciting ever happens? Do you find yourself daydreaming about epic adventures and crazy shenanigans? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you!

Join us and embark on wild quests, build insane structures, and battle mythical creatures like the legendary Chickenzilla and the fearsome Creeper King. Our community is filled with hilarious pranksters, master builders, and expert treasure hunters just waiting to team up with you.

But beware, because this SMP is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that there’s a secret portal hidden somewhere on the map that leads to a dimension filled with dancing pigs and talking sheep. Will you be brave enough to find it?

So if you’re ready to ditch the mundane and dive headfirst into a world of chaos and laughter, then join us on our Minecraft SMP today. Who knows what crazy adventures await you!