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  • Baker Brit Minecraft SMP – Bread Making Pro

    Baker Brit Minecraft SMP – Bread Making Pro
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    Players: 108/300 Votes: 5643
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 19 Haunted Forests Traversed: 4
    Goblin Markets Raided: 5 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 16

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    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us for a wild ride filled with more drama than a soap opera in Glasgow, where even the creepers are hooked on drugs.

    Witness the epic Grenfell mark ii disaster unfold right before your eyes, as players scramble to escape the fiery wrath of the block of flats in Plaistow. Will you make it out alive or become a crispy bacon block?

    Feeling rebellious? Join us and channel your inner Farage milkshake thrower as you unleash your assault skills on unsuspecting players. Just make sure you don’t end up like Victoria Thomas Bowen with a guilty plea!

    But wait, there’s more! Dive into the political drama of assisted dying and Labour’s budget definition, where billions of pounds hang in the balance. Will you be the hero that saves the day or the rioter who ends up shouting racist abuse in prison?

    And don’t forget to catch the final season of the beloved BBC comedy that’s leaving fans devastated. It’s like watching your favorite sheep get sheared for the last time.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane adventure where older drivers over 70 are banned, Jeremy Clarkson roasts woke vegetarians, and King Charles gets heckled by Indigenous senators. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions that you won’t want to miss!

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  • EarthlyNatives Minecraft Server

    EarthlyNatives Minecraft Server
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    Players: 92/200 Votes: 6755
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Blood Moons Survived: 2
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Zombie Dances: 1
    Crystal Wands Charged: 20 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 17 Divine Spears Created: 13
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 25
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 43
    Buildings Constructed: 8 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0

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    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is out of this world – literally! Join us on a wild adventure where you can bring back native slaves from isekai to Earth! Imagine the chaos and hilarity that ensues when you have your very own slaves doing your bidding in the game. But be warned, there may be some unexpected consequences like interdimensional rifts opening up in your backyard or your slaves rebelling against you in the most unexpected ways. So come join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing and scratching your head at the same time!

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  • SteamySMPProfile

    SteamySMPProfile
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    Players: 91/300 Votes: 9368
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 5 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
    Magical Moments Shared: 12 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Animals Bred: 146 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 Mineshafts Explored: 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 4 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3

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    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us if you’re ready to embark on a wild ride filled with shenanigans, pranks, and unexpected twists at every turn.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who have built a rollercoaster that launches you into the sky and lands you in a pool of rainbow-colored sheep? Or a group of players who have created a secret underground lair filled with dancing llamas and disco balls?

    But beware, we have a strict rule: “Don’t get too gay.” What does that even mean, you wonder? It’s simple – don’t get too caught up in the madness and forget to actually play the game! We’ve had players who have gotten so distracted by building giant statues of themselves out of diamond blocks that they forgot to eat and ended up starving to death. True story.

    So if you’re ready to laugh until your sides hurt, meet some of the craziest players in the Minecraft community, and maybe even survive long enough to build your own wacky creations, then come join us on our server. Just remember – don’t get too gay!

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  • CraftyConflict: IranVIsrael

    CraftyConflict: IranVIsrael
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    Players: 99/500 Votes: 2566
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Phantom Knights Defeated: 10
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 4
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 11
    Void Gems Collected: 37 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Pirate Ships Raided: 0

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    LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IF U DONT, IRAN GONNA ATTACK ISRAEL AND NETANYAHU GONNA DO A PREEMPTIVE STRIKE ON YO HOUSE. BUT IF U JOIN OUR SERVER, U GONNA BE SAFE FROM ALL DAT DRAMA. PLUS, WE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS AND CREEPERS THAT DO THE MACARENA. SO COME ON AND BUILD WITH US BEFORE THE WORLD GOES CRAZY. #MINECRAFTSAVESLIVES #DIAMONDSAREAGIRLSBESTFRIEND

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  • Elemental SMP: Where even the creepers are dressed to impress

    Elemental SMP: Where even the creepers are dressed to impress
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    Players: 106/700 Votes: 3338
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 3 Farms Harvested: 952
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Lost Souls Rescued: 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 10 Rainbows Spotted: 7
    Herobrine Sightings: 3 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0 Royal Courts Attended: 2

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    Minecraft Server Overview

    Features Whitelist SMP
    Focus Community building, collaboration, and longevity
    Economy Fully functioning with a focus on trading
    Modpack Valhelsia 6 with added features
    Status LIVE

    FAQs

    How do I join the server?

    To join the server, you need to get whitelisted. You can do this by joining our Discord and following the instructions provided.

    What is the average number of active players online?

    We currently have an average of 5-10 active players online, but we are looking for more members to join our community.

    Is there a public survival server available?

    Yes, our system admin team hosts a public survival server called Nationiers. Feel free to check it out!

    Can I make suggestions for the server?

    Absolutely! We welcome all community members to weigh in on suggestions and discussions. We value your input and want to create a server that everyone enjoys.

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  • Minecraft server: ShutUpCraft

    Minecraft server: ShutUpCraft
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    Players: 100/600 Votes: 1077
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Enchanted Forests Planted: 8
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Void Gems Collected: 38 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Lost Souls Rescued: 3
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Glitched Entities Encountered: 2
    Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 11

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    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our server! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have a secret potion that turns all your enemies into cute little bunnies! That’s right, no more fighting skeletons and creepers, just adorable fluffy bunnies hopping around everywhere.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Imagine the wealth you could amass with just a few of these feathered friends in your coop!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: every full moon, our server transforms into a magical wonderland filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs. It’s like a psychedelic dream come to life!

    So what are you waiting for? Shut up and open your mouth…to scream with joy as you embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

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  • CraftySelling SMP: Sell Now You Noobs

    CraftySelling SMP: Sell Now You Noobs
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    Players: 105/400 Votes: 1869
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3 Royal Decrees Issued: 4
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 10
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 3 Undead Armies Raised: 0
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 25 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 13
    Vanishing Items Found: 8 Arcane Towers Raised: 5

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    Are you tired of your boring old life? Ready to make some serious cash and live like a Minecraft king? Then join our insane SMP where the real estate market is BOOMING! Sell everything you own and invest in virtual property that will make you rich in no time. Who needs a 9-5 job when you can be a virtual real estate mogul? Join now and watch your bank account explode faster than a creeper in a minefield!

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  • CreeperCousinClash

    CreeperCousinClash
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    Players: 104/1000 Votes: 8237
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Holy Grails Found: 4 Eerie Music Discs Played: 3
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 10 Epic Battles Fought: 18
    Whispering Caves Entered: 2 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Endless Legions Commanded: 50 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Mythical Swords Crafted: 46

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the craziness of real life and join us for some wild adventures! Need a break from annoying cousins like Josh? Join us and build your own virtual world where you can control everything, from the taps to the windows to the doors – no tantrums allowed!

    Our server is the perfect place to let out your frustrations in a healthy way – want to throw your food on the carpet? Go ahead, it’s all virtual! And if someone tries to bother you while you’re building your masterpiece, just kick them out of your virtual room with a click of a button.

    And don’t worry about getting in trouble for standing up for yourself – on our server, you’re the boss! No need to hold back like in real life, let out all your frustrations and have a blast. Plus, who needs empathy when you can just block annoying players instead?

    So join us on our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky time, where you can be the adult in charge and leave all the drama behind. Who needs real life when you have a virtual world to escape to? Let’s build, fight, and have fun together – see you there!

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  • EternalEats Minecraft SMP

    EternalEats Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 106/1000 Votes: 8170
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 25
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 5 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Glitched Entities Encountered: 2
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 11 Dragon Scales Harvested: 477
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Endless Legions Commanded: 36

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    Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only food you can eat daily without getting tired of it is… cake! That’s right, forget about boring old bread or steak, it’s all about that sweet, sugary goodness to keep you going in this crazy world.

    But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of cows who have mastered the art of dancing to keep the creepers away. Join our server and witness their epic dance battles that will leave you in stitches.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried deep within the world that can only be found by those brave enough to face the deadly chicken army guarding it. Will you be the one to claim the treasure and become the richest player on the server?

    So come on, join us on this wild adventure filled with cake, dancing cows, and epic chicken battles. Who knows what other crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter along the way!

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  • ShamelessCraft

    ShamelessCraft
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    Players: 107/1000 Votes: 8123
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 17 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 9
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
    Gnome Villages Protected: 5 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 4 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 5 Evil Lairs Raided: 6
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

    Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you want to build a giant statue of a potato in the middle of the ocean. Our server is a place where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few laws of physics).

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper busting out some sick moves on the dance floor.

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).

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  • RupeeCraft: Outflow Woes!

    RupeeCraft: Outflow Woes!
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    Players: 97/100 Votes: 4437
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 4 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 55
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Love Letters Sent: 20
    Cursed Amulets Found: 0 Lunar Scepters Activated: 8
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 15

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    lol imagine if ur minecraft diamonds dropped to lifetime low on outflow worries. well u dont have to imagine on this server cuz we got u covered. join us for a wild ride of economic chaos and diamond drama. our server is like the stock market on steroids, with prices fluctuating faster than u can say “creeper”. come join the fun and watch ur virtual wealth soar and crash like never before. who needs real life problems when u can have fake ones in minecraft? join now for a rollercoaster of emotions and diamond shortages.

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