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BratBuster’s Block Party

Behavior, BLOCK, Boundaries, Brat, BratBusters, custody, DAUGHTER, Defending, Defense, Friend, Guilt, Hotel, Laundry, outside opinion, overstepping, parenting, Party, perspective, Shaming, single father, Sleep, spoiled, work

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	9142
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t tolerate any spoiled brats! Join us and experience a world where laundry drama is a thing of the past. Our server is a safe haven for single parents with sassy teenage daughters, where you can fold laundry in peace without judgment.

Embark on epic quests to prove that you are not raising a spoiled brat, and show off your parenting skills in our virtual world. Build a fortress to protect your child from any unwanted advice, and defend your honor against naysayers who dare to question your parenting choices.

Join now and let your inner warrior shine as you navigate the treacherous waters of teenage angst and laundry dilemmas. Don’t let anyone tell you how to raise your child – on this server, you make the rules! Let’s show the world that single parents are strong, independent, and ready to take on any challenge that comes their way.

TaxCraft: Moo & Oink Fart Fiasco

agriculture, animal agriculture, carbon footprint, carbon pricing, carbon tax, climate change, denmark, emissions reduction, environmental policy, environmental regulations, fart, Fiasco, Gassy cows, greenhouse gases, livestock emissions, livestock farming, livestock industry, methane emissions, Moo, oink, Pigs, Sustainable Agriculture, sustainable farming, TaxCraft, World First

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	8355
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	184
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Votes:	4921	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16

come join our epic minecraft server where gassy cows and pigs are facing a carbon tax in denmark – like what even is that?! but don’t worry, our server is a safe haven for all your farting farm animals. we’ve got a secret underground bunker where they can let it rip without fear of taxation.

if you’re tired of boring old servers where cows and pigs are oppressed, come to our world where they can fart freely and proudly. plus, our server has the most epic builds you’ve ever seen – like a giant toilet made entirely out of diamond blocks.

join us now and be part of the revolution for gassy farm animals everywhere! #freethefarts #carboncowtaxrevolution

BloodCraft: Skin Stainz

acceptance, Blood, Bloodcraft, Cleansing, Difficult, emotional, forgiveness, healing, introspection, Own, Personal, Redemption, Release, Scars, Self, self love, self-care, skin, Stainz, Struggle, Trauma, wash off

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	5737
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Magic Items Found:	7237	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in this crazy Minecraft world, when suddenly, BAM! You’re attacked by a horde of zombie pigmen. But don’t worry, because on our server, you can tame those suckers and ride them into battle like a boss.

And get this, we have this epic quest where you have to find the legendary Golden Chicken of Doom. Legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. So, like, why wouldn’t you want to join our server and embark on this insane adventure?

Oh, and did I mention that we have a secret underground disco club where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons? It’s lit, fam.

So, like, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most epic and hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life. Plus, you’ll never have to worry about washing the blood off your skin again, because, like, who needs clean skin when you’re having this much fun?

NMO-IgG Madness: Mouse Mayhem

madness, MAYHEM, Mouse, NMOIgG

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	8128
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	8944
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Chimeras Created:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

u wanna join dis craaazy minecraft server cuz we gotz human NMO-IgG inducdin all kinda wild sht in da CNS and periferal tissues of mice! u betta watch out cuz dem mice be runnin round wit superpowers and causin chaos everywhere! join us if u wanna see some insane sht go down in da minecraft world, ain’t no server like dis one, dat’s fo sho!

BleachCraft Minecraft Server

Action Figure, Anime, bankai, Bleach, BleachCraft, Character, collectible, Fan, Figure, japanese, limited edition, Manga, merchandise, Minecraft, must have, Otaku, pre order, rukia, series, Server, soul reaper, sword, upcoming release

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	9767
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Void Armor Forged:	10	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	18

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is as wild as a creeper on a sugar rush! Join us and you’ll be so hooked, you’ll pre-order the Rukia bankai figure without even knowing who Rukia is!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret underground dungeon filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. But beware, because the dungeon was guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen riding on top of flying chickens! It was a battle like no other, but our brave player emerged victorious and became the richest player on the server.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical unicorn that poops out blocks of emerald every hour. Yes, you read that right. Who needs a diamond pickaxe when you can just collect emeralds from a unicorn’s poop?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! And don’t forget to pre-order that Rukia bankai figure – trust us, you won’t regret it.

BlockBuster Minecraft Server: England’s Underdog Victory

Against All Odds, blockbuster, come-from-behind, Competition, determination, england, Englands, football, historic win, incredible achievement., memorable moment, Minecraft, never give up, perseverance, Server, Soccer, sports, success, teamwork, triumph, Underdog, unexpected, Victory, winning

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	3436
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Players Killed by Monsters:	1490	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	8196
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of England winning against all odds every single day! Our players have mastered the art of building epic castles and dominating in PvP battles, just like the English football team dominating the World Cup! Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a team of super-powered corgis who will protect you from any griefers or creepers that come your way. So come join us and be a part of the ultimate underdog success story!

CraftyInspo

belief in oneself, courage, CraftyInspo, Empowering Stories, empowerment, encouragement, Hope, inner strength, inspiration, Inspirational Narratives, life lessons, motivation, Motivational Experiences, overcoming challenges, perseverance, personal growth, Positive Change, resilience, self improvement, success, transformation

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	9672
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Alien Abductions:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	128	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and become part of the wackiest community in all of Minecraft. We have a secret underground society of llamas who run the show and they are always up to some crazy shenanigans. Want to join their llama dance party? Just ask nicely and they might let you in!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a group of mischievous chickens who have taken over the village and are now ruling with an iron beak. Can you outsmart these feathered fiends and reclaim the village for the players?

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a legendary treasure hidden deep within the Nether. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by a magical pig named Sir Oinksalot. Will you be the lucky player to uncover this porky prize?

So come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows what wacky antics and outrageous stories await you!

MissileFailCraft

Asia, ballistic missiles, Conflict, Defense, east asia, Fails, Fires, international relations, Kim Jong-un, Military, missile testing, MissileFailCraft, N.Korea, North Korea, nuclear weapons, sanctions, SECURITY, short-range, Tension, united nations, weapons

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	2359
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Potions Brewed:	84	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10

come join our minecraft server, where we have more fails than N. Korea’s missile launches! our short-range ballistic missiles may not always hit the target, but that’s what makes it fun! watch as one missile spirals out of control and explodes in a spectacular fashion, while the other one actually makes it to its destination (maybe).

join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like our missile launches. who knows what will happen next? maybe a creeper will blow up your house, or you’ll fall into a pit of lava. the possibilities are endless on our server!

so come on over and experience the chaos for yourself. we promise you won’t be disappointed (or maybe you will, who knows?). join now and be a part of the most unpredictable minecraft server out there!

TrashCraft: Talking Rubbish

clean up, compost, disposal, Environmental, Garbage, Junk, landfill, litter, Pollution, recycling, Refuse, Rubbish, sanitation, Talking, talking garbage, talking rubbish, Talking Trash, Trash, TrashCraft, Waste, waste management

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	102
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	302	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Void Gems Collected:	38	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

are you tired of boring minecraft servers that make you fall asleep faster than a cow on a warm summer day? well, boy do i have the server for you! this server is so lit, it’s like a creeper exploding in a fireworks factory.

join now and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes. build your dream castle out of rainbow blocks that fart glitter. ride on the backs of flying pigs while wearing a top hat made of diamonds.

our community is so wild, it’s like a party in the nether. we have players from all over the world, including aliens from mars and unicorns from the enchanted forest. you’ll never be bored with our endless supply of ridiculous mini-games and challenges.

so what are you waiting for? join now and be part of the craziest, most insane minecraft server in the universe. trust me, you won’t regret it. unless you’re a zombie, then you might regret it a little. but hey, zombies need love too, right?

Earther SMP: Where the only wars are over who took the last diamond! Join us in 1.21 now!

Adventure, building, Community, Creative, Custom, Diamond, Earther, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, Friends, Fun, Hardcore, Join, Minigames, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Vanilla, Wars

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	2891
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	110

Earth SMP

Overview	Earth SMP for those who are bored, looking for players to populate the SMP. The Earth has a scale of 1:1500 (24576 x 12288 blocks).
Server Online	Every single day, sometimes restarts every 1-3 days.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	To join the server, you need to join our Discord server and put your name in the “#whitelist” channel.
What is the scale of the Earth on the server?	The Earth has a scale of 1:1500, equivalent to 24576 x 12288 blocks.
How often does the server restart?	The server restarts every 1-3 days.
Where can I find more information?	You can find everything you need to know on our Discord server: https://discord.gg/njjyGzUg