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Minecraft SMP: /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky

adult chat, adult community, adult content, dft, dirty talk, Discord, explicit chat, Fappy, fappy talky, fetish discussion, fetishes, jerk off, kinks, Masturbation, mature conversation, Minecraft, Naughty, NSFW, Roleplay, sexual desires, sexual fantasies, sister edition, smp, taboo, Talky

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	8330
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6745	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Zombie Dances:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we don’t just build houses and mine for diamonds, we also talk about fetishes and have a designated “jerk off” corner in Discord.

Join us for the Sister edition, where we will be building a giant statue of a nun made entirely out of obsidian.

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. We once had a player who tried to build a giant phallic-shaped tower, only to have it struck by lightning and turned into a massive creeper explosion.

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, come join us at /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky Post tags, where anything goes (as long as it’s within the Minecraft rules, of course).

Strider Vanilla Minecraft server

administration, application, Approval, Clans, Community, Competent, Discord, donation, Donations, Economy, Friendly, Incompetence, lamp atmosphere, Minecraft, NO DONATION, No Dupe, No Private, no privates, No Toxicity, Pirate, Play, Private, Quests, Roleplay, Server, Survival, Toxicity, Vanilla, Whitelist, Without Launcher

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	9920
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Void Gems Collected:	29	Star Shards Collected:	240
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2

Strider Vanilla is a private server where you will not encounter unnecessary toxicity, incompetent administration and plugins that violate the vanilla nature of the project.

It is on this server that you can immerse yourself in a lamp atmosphere and have a pleasant time with new acquaintances in our favorite game.

In order to get to the server, you need:

● Login to the discord server

● Submit an application and wait for it to be approved

● Start playing on our project

The server does not have:

● Privates from the server side

● Extra unnecessary donation

● Toxicity and inadequacy

● Inadequate and incompetent administration

play.stridervanilla.xyz

German Gaming Minecraft Server

age rating, age restrictions, game ratings, Gaming, gaming industry, gaming industry in Germany, gaming laws, gaming legislation, gaming market, gaming market in Germany, gaming restrictions, German, germany, Germany gaming, indie developers, indie game developers, indie games, law, Minecraft, regulations, Server, Steam, video games

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	1160
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Villages Defended:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Potions Brewed:	94	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Mythical Quests Completed:	44
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Welcome to the most rebellious Minecraft server out there! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, in a land far, far away (just kidding, it’s actually in Germany), there was a law that said all games must have an age rating to be sold. But guess what? Our server said “screw that noise” and decided to go rogue! We’re like the renegades of the Minecraft world, breaking all the rules and living life on the edge. So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with chaos, adventure, and maybe a little bit of anarchy, then join us on this lawless Minecraft server. Who needs age ratings anyway? Let’s live life on the edge and build some epic structures together. Just don’t tell the German authorities, okay? 😉

The SecretCraft Minecraft SMP – No. 16301989 by Anonymous

#clues, action, Adventure, ANONYMOUS, Conspiracy, crime, detective, Enigma, Hero, Icon, Intrigue, investigation, legend, Minecraft, Mystery, No. 16301989, puzzle, secret, SecretCraft, smp, solution, Suspense, Thriller

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	5366
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	13
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	18	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because HeroLegendIcon is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, insane challenges, and maybe even a dragon or two (we can’t confirm or deny their existence, but just saying)!

Our server is so lit that even the creepers are dropping sick beats instead of exploding (we have a strict “no explosions” policy, those guys just can’t handle the party vibes). And don’t even get us started on our secret underground disco club where the skeletons have killer dance moves and the zombies are surprisingly good at breakdancing.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get a free llama as a pet (they’re great at carrying your loot and spitting on your enemies, what more could you ask for?). So what are you waiting for? Come join HeroLegendIcon and become the hero, legend, and icon you were always meant to be!

Crafty Steam Deck Minecraft Server

Crafty, Deck, gaming accessories, Gaming Community, gaming console, gaming device, Gaming discussion, gaming experience, Gaming hardware, gaming library, Gaming news, gaming on the go, gaming peripherals, Gaming Platform, gaming recommendations, gaming reviews, gaming setup, Handheld Gaming, Minecraft, portable gaming, Server, Steam, Steam Deck, steam games

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	8538
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

Are you tired of playing Minecraft on a regular old computer like a peasant? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is so epic, even the Steam Deck can’t handle its awesomeness!

Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But that’s not all! Our server is so advanced that it has its own built-in snack dispenser that shoots out cookies and pizza rolls whenever you get a kill streak.

So strap on your diamond armor, grab your enchanted sword, and come join us on the most insane Minecraft server in the universe. Just be prepared to never want to leave, because once you’re in, you’re hooked for life!

> Booing during the national anthem… Minecraft SMP

Abuse, Anthem, Behavior, BOOING, Chinese fans, controversy, cultural rivalry, DISRESPECTFUL, disrespectful chanting, fan behavior, GROUNDS, inappropriate, Japan team, LOSE, Minecraft, national, national anthem, Nuisance, Old Days, smp, Sportsmanship, sprinting, wrong, Yamato bvlls

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	6871
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7921	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Towns Built:	5

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme! Join us if you want to experience booing during the national anthem, sprinting across the grounds causing a ruckus, and Chinese fans shouting abuse against Japan team fans for no reason at all. But don’t worry, even with all the craziness, you’ll still end up losing to the legendary Yamato bvlls just like in the old days. So come on in and embrace the madness, because what the heck is wrong with Chinese fans anyway? Join us for a rollercoaster ride of absurdity and mayhem!

Nuke Putin’s Minecraft Server

aggression, defense measures, diplomatic crisis, escalation, global conflict, international relations, military capabilities, military strategy, Minecraft, nato, nuclear deterrent, nuclear warfare, nuclear weapons, Nuke, political tension, potential threat, putin, Putins, security concerns, Server, shithole, testing ground, war threat, world politics

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	4649
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Votes:	4226	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	79	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the biggest threat is a creeper blowing up your house? Well, look no further because our server offers a whole new level of excitement!

Join us and experience the thrill of dodging nuclear missiles while building your dream base. Will Putin actually nuke a NATO country or will he just use our server as a testing ground for nuclear warfare part II? Who knows, but either way, it’s sure to be a blast! Literally.

So why wait? Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where the stakes are higher than ever. Plus, where else can you say you’ve been involved in a potential international incident while playing Minecraft? Only on our server, of course!

Bitcoin SMP Opportunity Missed Minecraft SMP

Bitcoin, Blockchain, capital gains, cryptocurrency, decentralized finance, digital assets, Digital Currency, economic analysis, Financial Advice, FOMO, hindsight, internet money, investing, market trends, Minecraft, Missed, missed opportunity, opportunity, regrets, risk assessment, smp, speculative investments, Trading, wealth management

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	4711
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Chimeras Created:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1133
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	24

Are you tired of missing out on all the virtual riches? Well, fear not my fellow Minecrafters, because on our server, you can mine for Bitcoin! That’s right, forget about diamonds and emeralds, we’ve got the real digital gold waiting for you underground.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who hoards all the rare items in the game. Rumor has it that defeating the dragon will grant you access to a secret chest filled with enchanted gear and unlimited diamonds. Who needs a bank when you have a dragon guarding your treasures?

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret society of villagers who are rumored to hold the key to unlocking the ultimate power in the game. Will you be the chosen one to uncover their secrets and rule over the server with an iron fist?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a virtual millionaire, dragon slayer, and secret society leader all in one epic Minecraft adventure!

Blocky Legends – Minecraft Server

4chan community, 502745462, blocky, calculations, database, Divine Pride, HerculesWS, iRO wiki, Legends, Minecraft, pre renewal, Ragnadev, ragnarok online, rAthena, Renewal, Resources, Rog, Server, Skill descriptions, skill info, source code, Translation project

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	7707
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Emeralds Found:	5717
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	New Chunks Explored:	988046
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a creeper explosion? Look no further than this server, where we’ve taken the classic x3-x10 Pre-Renewal experience and added a sprinkle of renewal-flavored craziness!

Join us and be a part of the 4chan community’s epic adventure on Ragnadev’s server. But wait, there’s more! We have basic resources like Databaseratemyserver.net, Divine-Prider.net (for those non-English and kRO items), and iROwiki (because who doesn’t love a good wiki?).

Skill descriptions? Oh, we’ve got ’em! But beware, they vary wildly and sometimes they’re just plain wrong. It’s like playing a game of skill roulette, but with more explosions.

Want to know the source code for a skill’s formula? Look no further than our handy GitHub repositories. It’s like peeking behind the curtain and discovering the secrets of the Minecraft universe.

So why join our server? Because where else can you experience the thrill of battling monsters, exploring dungeons, and trying to decipher skill descriptions that make no sense? Join us now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Honestly surprised she hasn’t been blacklisted from Hollywood… Minecraft SMP

actress, Blacklist, blacklisted, career, Celebrity, controversy, Drama, Entertainment, film, gossip, Hasnt, Hollywood, Honestly, Industry, Minecraft, movies, public scrutiny, reputation, Rumors, scandal, Shocked, smp, surprised, tabloid

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	7327
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Love Letters Sent:	11
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	10

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us if you want to experience the craziest adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of random celebrities, and starting epic pranks that will go down in Minecraft history.

Our server is so insane that even Hollywood celebrities are trying to get in on the action. We’ve had A-listers like Jennifer Lawrence trying to join, but we had to tell her she was just too wild for us. Honestly, we’re surprised she hasn’t been blacklisted from Hollywood after seeing the shenanigans she pulled on our server.

So if you’re ready to laugh until your sides hurt, make friends with the weirdest bunch of players you’ll ever meet, and create memories that will last a lifetime, then come join our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for anything, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).