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SimpCraft Minecraft Server

APPEAL, campaign trail, Communication, demographics, election, grassroots, kennedy, Messaging, Minecraft, Outreach, Persuasion, political campaign, political platform, public opinion, Server, Shanahan, simp, simpcraft, strategy, Tactics, target audience, voterbase, Voting

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	5829
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Love Letters Sent:	16	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Buildings Constructed:	29	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	9485

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t cater to your inner simp? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for Kennedy/Shanahan to reach the simp voterbase! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond gifts, virtual roses, and even a special “Simp of the Month” competition where the winner gets to be serenaded by our resident bard with a custom love song. Don’t miss out on the chance to show off your simp skills and make new friends who understand your dedication to your favorite Minecraft crush. Join now and let the simp-tastic adventures begin!

TopNotchCrafters Minecraft SMP: Are They Really the Best?

Analysis, Assessment, best, comparison, critique, doubt, Evaluation, Excellence, inquiry, Minecraft, Quality, Questioning, Ranking, review, skepticism, smp, top choice, top option, top pick, top rated, top selection, TopNotchCrafters, uncertainty

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	5351
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Mythical Swords Crafted:	56
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	77	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Chimeras Created:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords and enchanted bows. Or how about participating in our annual “Build-a-Beach” competition where players race against each other to create the most ridiculous beach scene using only blocks of cheese and slime?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary “Chicken Jousting” tournament, where players ride on chickens while trying to knock each other off with giant carrots. And don’t even get us started on our secret underground disco party that only the most elite players are invited to.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt, then come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky world. Who knows, you might just become the next ruler of our server and earn the title of “Master of Madness”!

PimplePoppin’ Minecraft Server

Argument, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Breakout, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, consent, discomfort, emotional response, Insecurity, Minecraft, misunderstanding, overreaction, personal space, PimplePoppin, Pimples, relationship, Respect, self esteem, Server, skincare

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	5995
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Are you tired of your boyfriend rubbing your face like it’s a magic lamp on other Minecraft servers? Well, fear no more because on our server, we have a strict no-face-rubbing policy! Join us and never worry about awkward breakout patches being rubbed again!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with magical creatures like flying pigs and dancing llamas. Rumor has it, if you find the secret diamond mine, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

So if you’re looking for a server where boundaries are respected and crazy adventures await, join us now! Who knows, you might even find a boyfriend who doesn’t think face rubbing is a normal conversation starter.

BlockBuddiesCraft

BlockBuddiesCraft, Boundaries, Communication, consent, coworker, engaged, Etiquette, feelings, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, loyalty, misunderstanding, personal space, professional behavior, relationships, Respect, social dynamics, travel, UNCOMFORTABLE, work trip

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	6271
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where personal space is always respected, unlike poor Marcus on that work trip!

Join us for a fun and friendly community where you can build, mine, and explore to your heart’s content. No need to worry about awkward shoulder resting situations here, unless of course, you’re into that kind of thing (we don’t judge).

Our server is the perfect place to escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of endless possibilities. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a friend like Sam who knows how to respect boundaries and keep things platonic.

So come on over and join us for a wild adventure filled with laughter, friendship, and maybe even a little bit of shoulder resting (with consent, of course). See you in the game!

CraftyMinecrafters

addiction, Algorithms, comparison, constant updates, CraftyMinecrafters, cyberbullying, Digital Detox, DISLIKES, echo chambers, fake news, hate, mental health, Misinformation, NEGATIVE, ONLINE, Platforms, privacy concerns, social media, targeted advertising, time consuming, validation seeking

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	98
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Void Armor Forged:	28
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Tired of dealing with annoying trolls and drama queens on social media? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is between Steve and his pet pig, Porkchop. Our server is a troll-free zone, unless you count the actual trolls that live under our virtual bridges. But don’t worry, they’re more interested in collecting shiny diamonds than causing trouble.

Looking for a place where you can truly be yourself without fear of judgment? On our server, you can build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of gold blocks if that’s what tickles your fancy. We don’t judge, we just marvel at your questionable taste in building materials.

Sick of seeing the same old recycled memes and cat videos on your feed? Join our server and experience a whole new world of dank memes and hilarious cat videos – all created by our talented community of players. Who needs social media influencers when you have Minecraft players who can build a functioning roller coaster out of redstone and minecarts?

So what are you waiting for? Leave the drama behind and come join our Minecraft server where the only thing trending is your epic builds and ridiculous antics. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining and welcoming community anywhere else.

SinaiSmugglersCraft

arms smuggling, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, egypt, Government, Hamas, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Netanyahu, palestine, Politics, qatar, SECURITY, Sinai, SinaiSmugglersCraft, SMUGGLING, Terrorism, weapons

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	4734
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	9295
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

So, like, this server is the bomb diggity, bro! We got crazier stuff happening than arms smuggling from Egypt’s Sinai, like, who even cares about that when you could be building epic castles and battling creepers with your homies? Plus, we got this wild story about how the founder of the server once tamed a pack of wolves and rode them into battle against a horde of zombies. True story, bro! So, like, forget about Qatar and come join us for some epic Minecraft adventures, yo!

AntSizedSwordSwing

action, Adventure, Anime, anime characters, Anime swords, ant sized, AntSizedSwordSwing, Characters, creativity, FANTASY, fantasy world, Fiction, giant weapons, imagination, oversized swords, Size Comparison, small characters, storytelling, sword fighting, Unique, weapons

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	728
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Crops Grown:	7682
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	455
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	4709
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	9

come join our minecraft server where the swords are bigger than your mom’s meatloaf! we got anime swords so big, they make skyscrapers look like toothpicks. imagine slicing through creepers with a sword the size of a school bus! it’s like playing minecraft on hard mode, but with extra ridiculousness.

our server is so epic, even the villagers are in on the action. they ride around on giant chickens and throw emeralds at you like confetti. and don’t even get me started on the pigs – they wear top hats and monocles and demand to be called sir oinksalot. it’s a wild ride, my friend.

plus, we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and break it down on the dance floor. zombie pigmen doing the cha-cha, skeletons doing the macarena – it’s a sight to behold.

so come on over to our minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. just watch out for the giant anime swords – they may be bigger than you, but they’re definitely not smarter.

Cobbled Carp

Boss Pokémon, Cobble Carp, Enhancements, Global, Gyms, Milestones, Minecraft, new biomes, Parties, Pokebuilder, Pokedex, pokemon, Pokémon-Themed Structures, PvE, Size Variation, Terralith, Tokens, TRADES, Vote Rewards, Wild Pokémon, Wondertrade

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	9498
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Enchantments Applied:	263
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	5030	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Votes:	6787	Demon Skulls Collected:	36

Discover all the exciting new features we’ve added to enhance your gaming experience: WonderTrade : Dive into thrilling trades with players globally! Experience the excitement of exchanging Pokémon for free with our WonderTrade system. New Biomes : Explore fresh biomes in the Nether and End, all seamlessly integrated with Terralith in the Overworld. Uncover new terrains and unique resources! Gyms : Test your skills in our newly introduced Gyms. Earn money, ranks, and exclusive kits as rewards for your victories!

Purchasable Enhancements : Elevate your gameplay with purchasable commands, tokens, and claim blocks. These items enhance your Free-to-Play experience! Pokédex Milestones : Complete your Pokédex and unlock rewards for reaching milestones. Track your progress and enjoy exclusive benefits! Vote Rewards and Parties : Support us by voting and join Vote Parties for exciting rewards and community events! Wild Pokémon Size Variation : Discover Pokémon of various sizes in the wild. Find rare and unique variants to expand your collection! Boss Pokémon : Face off against powerful Boss Pokémon that drop valuable items, including Megastones, to strengthen your team. Pokémon-Themed Structures : Explore unique Pokémon-themed structures across the world. Find hidden treasures and special features! PokéBuilder : Customize and perfect your Pokémon with our advanced PokéBuilder. Earn it through Vote Keys, by defeating Bosses, or purchase it with in-game currency!

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BlockBusters Minecraft Server

action, Adventure, Anime, big bad, blockbusters, Bounty, Character development, comedic relief, comedy, Demons, Epic, FANTASY, fantasy world, magic bible, magic powers, Minecraft, Party, Quest, season 1, Server, SLAYERS, Supernatural, sword fighting

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	1500
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Mines Excavated:	2655	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	9

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever! Season 1 is like a wild rollercoaster ride – you’ll spend 10 episodes trying to defeat the big bad boss, only to realize he’s not really dead and you have to do it all over again. But don’t worry, you’ll also be adding more characters to your party along the way and have a bounty on your head for extra excitement!

And just when you think it can’t get any crazier, Season 2 kicks off with your party running around like headless chickens searching for a magic bible. Why a magic bible, you ask? Because why not! Join us on this insane adventure and see if the other seasons have a better premise… or if we just keep getting more ridiculous with each episode!

PerCapitaCraft Minecraft SMP

average income, economic output, Economic prosperity, GDP per capita, gross national income, income distribution, income inequality, individual wealth, living standards, Minecraft, per capita, per capita consumption, per capita expenditure, per capita GDP, per capita income growth, per capita resources, per capita wealth, PerCapitaCraft, personal income, population density, smp, standard of living, wealth distribution

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	6518
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the average player has a pet dragon and rides around on a flying pig!

Our server is so crazy that the villagers have formed their own boy band and perform concerts every Saturday night. And don’t even get us started on our annual llama race, where players compete to see who can ride their llama the fastest through a maze of obstacles.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco club where players can dance the night away with skeletons and creepers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Per capita, this is the craziest server you’ll ever play on!