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RottenTomatoFanatic – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	2929
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Dragons Tamed:	3
Void Armor Forged:	12	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Enchantments Applied:	228	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and secret underground disco parties. Our server is so crazy, even the creepers are afraid to blow up!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret hidden treasure that only the bravest players can find. Rumor has it that it’s guarded by a pack of dancing skeletons who will challenge you to a dance-off for the loot.

So if you’re ready to experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft SMP ever, join us now! Just be warned, once you enter, you may never want to leave.

SadCraft: The Griefing Server

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	4919
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Dragons Tamed:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	7

Do you ever feel sad when you run out of diamonds in Minecraft? Well, fear no more because on our server, diamonds rain from the sky every hour on the hour! Join us and never experience the heartbreak of a diamond shortage again! Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco party where all the creepers go to let loose and dance the night away. Don’t miss out on the chance to party with the coolest mobs in town!

HaniyehsRevengeCraft

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	8597
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Towns Built:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Magic Items Found:	6764
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft players out there! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old stuff? Well, do we have a server for you! Join our server and embark on a wild adventure filled with crazy quests, epic battles, and mysterious treasures!

Picture this: you’re wandering through a lush forest when suddenly, a gang of evil chickens ambush you! But fear not, for you have the power of a magical potato that shoots lasers! Take down those pesky chickens and claim victory for yourself!

But wait, there’s more! Dive into our underwater realm and discover a hidden city filled with talking dolphins and dancing squids! Help them throw the ultimate underwater rave and become the life of the party!

And if that’s not enough, join our exclusive club of llama warriors who ride into battle on rainbow-colored unicorns! Defeat the evil llama king and become the ruler of the land!

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V is for Vanilla, but don’t expect any vanilla resets anytime soon!

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	2190
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Void Armor Forged:	20	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Magic Items Found:	7174
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27

V For Vanilla Minecraft Server

Server IP	VForV.net
Server Discord	https://discord.gg/u2HcJxG4pS
Version	Java 1.21

Overview:

V For Vanilla is a vanilla SMP started on the 4th of December, 2021. Our goal is to provide players with a true vanilla, unaltered gameplay experience. We have minimal admin intervention, giving players the freedom to play the game how they like, while keeping things fair for everyone by banning cheaters. To keep the vanilla experience authentic there are no game changing plugins or commands.

We have a small community with many people from all around the world. If you are looking for a true vanilla experience we welcome you to join us.

We hope to see you soon on V!

Server Info:

World Border At 30M
No Map Resets
Random, unprotected spawn area
No TPA or Sethome
Griefing & Killing Allowed
No Duping (Exception for TNT bombers)
Chat isn’t strictly moderated
Dedicated server hosted in Finland

Server Rules:

Doxing is not allowed and will result in a permanent ban
Cheating is a 3 Month temp ban, permanent on second offense

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Can I use mods on the server?	No, the server is vanilla and does not allow mods.
Is PvP allowed?	Yes, Griefing & Killing is allowed on the server.
Are there any restrictions on building?	No, players have freedom to build wherever they like.
Are there regular events on the server?	Events are player-organized and not hosted by server admins.

PixelLove Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	1706
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Mines Excavated:	4898	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Void Gems Collected:	30	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and dreaming of finding a girlfriend who looks like a pixelated character from the game? Look no further, because our server is filled with gorgeous players who resemble their Minecraft avatars! Join us and you might just find your blocky soulmate who will mine diamonds with you for eternity.

Our server is so magical that once, a player built a giant roller coaster that actually worked in real life! People from all over the world come to witness the wonders of our server, where pigs fly and creepers breakdance.

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of players who communicate exclusively in Minecraft emojis. They have their own language and customs, and if you prove yourself worthy, you might just be invited to join their ranks.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on a journey full of surprises, laughs, and maybe even love. Who knows, you might just find your dream girl who looks like webm related!

GoonCraft SMP – ShouldIGoon?

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	6769
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	374
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, build a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, or participate in our weekly llama fashion show competition.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the server with their trading skills. Will you join them or stand against them? The choice is yours!

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CrazyCrafty SMP

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	4293
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s crazier than a creeper on caffeine? Look no further! Our server is like a rollercoaster ride through the minds of the most deranged players you’ll ever meet. Join us for a chance to build your own insane asylum, where the only rule is to embrace the madness. Need a break from the chaos? Take a stroll through our haunted forest, where the trees whisper secrets of the players who lost their minds trying to survive. So why join our server? Because normal is boring, and we promise you’ll never be the same after a day in our virtual asylum.

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	2304
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Meteorites Collected:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Farms Harvested:	542
Crops Grown:	2674	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Join our Minecraft server and start mining for diamonds! Legend has it that the more diamonds you find, the more calories you burn. Plus, our server is so intense that you’ll be running around so much trying to survive, you won’t even have time to think about food. So say goodbye to those extra pounds and hello to a leaner, meaner you on our server!

Hezbollah Havoc Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	7117
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Holy Grails Found:	3

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one time, a player built a giant statue of a potato and it came to life and started chasing everyone around. it was like a real-life horror movie, but with potatoes.

also, we have secret hidden dungeons filled with treasure and traps. one time, a player found a diamond sword that was so powerful, it could one-shot the ender dragon. and don’t even get me started on the llamas that can talk and tell jokes.

so come join our server and experience the craziest, most epic adventures you’ve ever had in minecraft. plus, we have free cookies for all new players. who wouldn’t want to be a part of that madness?

ShukrCraft: Revenge of Hezbollah

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	4997
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	23	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Animals Bred:	158	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft lovers! Do you wanna join the most epic server in the history of blocky worlds? Well, look no further cuz we got the craziest shenanigans waiting for you!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds, minding your own business, when suddenly a herd of zombie pigs come charging at you! But don’t worry, our server has special power-ups that turn those zombie pigs into friendly unicorns that will protect you at all costs.

Oh, and did I mention that we have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access? You gotta dance your way through a maze of lava pits and killer bunnies to get there, but trust me, it’s worth it.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not join our annual Ender Dragon race? Whoever can ride the dragon through a maze of obstacles and flaming hoops the fastest wins a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. Yeah, you heard me right, a LIFETIME SUPPLY!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the wildest, most insane Minecraft adventures of your life. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player here, so you never know what kind of mischief he’ll get up to next. See you there, blockheads!