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PizzaRuinerMC SMP

bad sauce, bad service, burnt crust, cold pizza, delivery mishaps, disappointing meal, food poisoning, incorrect order, overcooked, PizzaRuinerMC, poor quality, ruined dinner, ruined pizza, smp, soggy crust, stale ingredients, too little cheese, too much cheese, toppings, undercooked, wrong temperature, wrong toppings

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	730
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension Hops:	8	Crops Grown:	5500
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Mines Excavated:	4347

Join our Minecraft SMP and find out! We have a secret pizza cult hidden deep within our world where players must sacrifice their least favorite toppings to the Pizza God in order to gain special powers. But beware, if you ruin a pizza in-game, the Pizza God will curse you with never-ending pineapple toppings on all your future pizzas! It’s a cheesy adventure like no other, so come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the world of pizza madness!

MineCraftFiredFast – “Gone in 60 Seconds”

Colleague, company policy, dismissal, employment, FIRED, HR, Incompetence, job loss, job performance, job probation, Job Termination, MineCraftFiredFast, misconduct, new hire, probation period., quick dismissal, quick turnaround, Seconds, Termination, termination process, termination reasons, Workplace

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	5046
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	New Chunks Explored:	322842
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Have you ever seen someone get fired faster than a creeper blowing up in your face? Well, on our Minecraft server, we hold the record for the fastest firing ever! One guy thought he could build a house out of dirt blocks and call it a mansion – needless to say, he was out of here quicker than you can say “diamond pickaxe.” Join our server for a chance to witness some epic fails and maybe even set a new record for the fastest firing!

CannabisCraft Minecraft Server

2024.., agriculture, Authorization, cannabis cultivation, cannabis industry, cannabis legalization, CannabisCraft, economic boost, export potential, Farmers, farming community, government approval, job creation, legalization, market demand, Minecraft, morocco, North Africa, regulatory framework, rural development, Server, sustainable practices, traditional crops

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	1707
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Enchantments Applied:	157
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Yo, imagine a Minecraft server where you can grow your own virtual cannabis farm like those farmers in Morocco! Get those virtual green thumbs ready, cuz in 2024, we’re giving out authorization for all players to cultivate their own cannabis crops.

Join our server and become the ultimate weed farmer, trading your crops with other players for virtual riches. Who needs diamonds when you can have a field full of sticky icky buds, amirite?

So come on down to our server and get ready to blaze it up in Minecraft like never before. It’s gonna be lit, literally. Join now and let’s get farming, baby! 🌿🔥 #420minecraftdreams

UkrainianAirHobble

air defenses, Conflict, defense budget, defense industry, defense systems, eastern europe, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, military capabilities, Military operations, military strategy, military technology, political tensions, russia, sanctions, Ukraine, UkrainianAirHobble, War

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	5136
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension Hops:	15	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Void Gems Collected:	33
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3

so, like, you know how russia is all big and bad and stuff? well, on this server, ukraine is like the ultimate troll and is totally owning russia’s air defenses. it’s like watching a cat play with a mouse, but in minecraft. join this server to witness the epic battle between ukraine and russia, and maybe even join in on the fun! who knew minecraft could be so intense and political? come join the chaos and see who comes out on top in this crazy virtual world!

BeeScentsGoneWild

antennal responses, BEES, BeeScentsGoneWild, Biodiversity, chemical communication, climate change, colonies, Decline, ecological disruption, ecosystem, environmental impact, floral scents, global warming, heatwaves, insect behavior, insect populations, Plants, pollination, Pollinators, populations, Temperature

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	3364
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	New Chunks Explored:	81964
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	109	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	100
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ IT’S SO HOT (+40º) THAT EVEN THE BEES CAN’T SMELL THE FLOWERS ANYMORE! THEY’RE TOO BUSY SWEATING AND FORGETTING HOW TO TALK TO PLANTS! COME HELP SAVE THE BEES AND STOP THIS CRAZY HEATWAVE MADNESS! PLAY NOW BEFORE THE FLOWERS START TALKING BACK TO US!

NOT Skyblock Server With NO Payouts or ANY hype pvp pve skyblock DO NOT JOIN

bedrock, Bosses, crops, Cultivate, Events, Farmer, Farming, Fight, hype, ISLAND, java, Join, Koth, Mining, Network, Payouts, Powerful, PvE, PvP, real-world money, Release, Rewards, Server, server ip, Skyblock, Upgrade

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	451
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

Welcome to MaceMC!
New Bedrock and Java server releasing September 1st!
Versions 1.8 – 1.21

Events: Participate in events and win amazing rewards!
Bosses: Team up with others to fight powerful bosses!
PvP/KOTH: Fight against others to win King of The Hill!
Mining: Explore and mine valuable resources to upgrade your island!
Farming: Cultivate your crops and become the top farmer on the server!
Payouts: Compete for top spots and earn real-world money!

Releasing September 1st @ 8pm EST

Server IP: macemc.org

Bedrock Port: 25583

Discord Invite: https://discord.gg/QCxJJKuyVF

FAQ

Question	Answer
When is the server releasing?	The server will be releasing on September 1st at 8pm EST.
What versions of Minecraft are supported?	Versions 1.8 to 1.21 are supported on the server.
What can players do on the server?	Players can participate in events, team up to fight bosses, engage in PvP/KOTH battles, mine resources, cultivate crops, and compete for payouts.
Is there a Discord server for MaceMC?	Yes, you can join the Discord server using the invite link provided.

ThomYorke’sMCServer

2021 releases, albums, Alternative, appreciation, Blessing, creativity, electronic, EXPERIMENTAL, Gratitude, Innovative, inspiration, Music, musical genius., new music, prolific artist, Radiohead, solo artist, talented musician, thank you, Thom Yorke, ThomYorkesMCServer

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	3777
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	63	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Buildings Constructed:	46

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old songs playing on repeat? Well, fear not, because our server has been personally blessed by Thom Yorke himself! That’s right, the lead singer of Radiohead has graced us with not one, not two, but THREE new albums this year, and they’re all exclusively available for your listening pleasure while you mine and craft to your heart’s content.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that Thom Yorke himself will occasionally log on to the server to play with fans and drop exclusive in-game items that you won’t find anywhere else. Imagine stumbling upon a rare diamond block that Thom Yorke himself placed just for you! It’s like winning the lottery, but with more creepers.

So why waste your time on other servers when you could be hanging out with Thom Yorke and jamming out to his latest tunes while you build your dream world in Minecraft? Join us now and experience the magic for yourself!

GleipnirGang Minecraft SMP – Chapter 25 “Stalling for Diamonds”

amoral heroine, brute strength, chapter, chapter 1, chapter 10, Chapter 10.5, Chapter 11, Chapter 12, Chapter 13, Chapter 14, Chapter 15, chapter 16, chapter 17, Chapter 19, chapter 2, chapter 20, chapter 21, chapter 22, Chapter 23, Chapter 24, chapter 25, chapter 3, chapter 4, chapter 5, chapter 6, Chapter 7, Chapter 8, chapter 9, Chapter.18, Claire Aoki, Daily Gleipnir, depression, diamonds, Empathy, FRANKENSTEIN, GleipnirGang, great purge, human morals, insufferable, Manga, Minecraft, Monster, Protagonist, Sadistic, secret, self hate, sense of smell, Shuichi Kagaya, smp, stalling, stalling for time, Twisted, Vampire

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	6497
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as twisted as the relationship between Shuichi and Claire? Look no further! Join our server where you can unleash your inner monster and wreak havoc with your fluffy paws and abnormally strong sense of smell. Just like Shuichi, you’ll be facing off against sadistic players like Claire who will stop at nothing to uncover your secrets and hold them over your head. Will you hold onto your human morals or embrace the darkness within? Join now for a chance to experience the ultimate battle of monsters and humans in a world where anything is possible! Just like the chapters in this manga, each day on our server brings new surprises and challenges that will keep you on the edge of your seat. Don’t miss out on the adventure – join today!

SisCraft: No Favors for Little Sis

book series, dad, Disappointed, early copies, Favor, Favors, Girlfriend, Happy, Industry, MONEY, Promise, published, publishing company, Request, Risk, Sis, SisCraft, sister, Trouble, UNCOMFORTABLE, Unethical, Volumes

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	115
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as epic as a 28-volume book series? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of exploring 26 amazing worlds, with 2 more on the way!

Need early access to the next volumes of the book series? Don’t worry, our server has connections to the publishing industry! Just ask our admin, who just so happens to be the dad of one of our players, and you might get early copies of the next volumes. Disclaimer: We can’t guarantee it, but hey, it’s worth a shot, right?

So come on down to our server, where the adventures are endless and the drama is real. Just like trying to get early copies of a book series, you never know what might happen next!

RejectCraft SMP – No Hard Feelings

10. kindness, 11. sensitivity, 12. boundaries, 13. assertiveness, 14. compassion, 15. self-esteem, 16. rejection advice, 17. handling rejection, 18. rejection etiquette, 19. rejection tips, 2. dating, 20. rejection without hurting feelings., 3. relationships, 4. communication, 5. honesty, 6. tactful rejection, 7. emotional intelligence, 8. self-respect, 9. empathy, feelings, HARD, RejectCraft, rejection, smp

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	9503
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	15	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Votes:	6206
Potions Brewed:	126	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Our Minecraft SMP is like no other – we have a strict “no serious business” policy.

Join us for wacky adventures, insane builds, and a community that will leave you in stitches. Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of redstone? Or maybe you’re intrigued by the legend of the diamond pickaxe that grants wishes (spoiler alert: it only grants wishes for more diamonds).

So if you’re looking for a server where the only rule is to have a good time, come join us! Just be prepared for the occasional prank involving exploding sheep or a surprise visit from our resident prankster, the mischievous Enderman named Steve. Trust us, you won’t regret it!