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Players: | 104/500 | Votes: | 2773 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
Divine Spears Created: | 18 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
Enchantments Applied: | 264 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 10 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 27 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 |
Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 10 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 7 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 |
Join us for a lap-sitting extravaganza where there’s never enough space on the couch, but always enough room for some outrageous fun. Who needs personal space when you can have a tipsy sister sitting on your lap, apologizing for her heavy ass?
But don’t worry, we draw the line at uncomfortable moments – unless you’re into that sort of thing, in which case, we’ve got you covered. So come on over and experience the madness for yourself. Just make sure to leave your girlfriend at home – things tend to get a little crazy around here!