You’ll be so immersed in the pixelated world that you’ll forget all about feet and tattoos, I promise!
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once upon a time, a player fell off a cliff and landed on a bed of diamonds. instead of calling for help, they started mining those diamonds like there was no tomorrow!
our server is so lit that even the creepers are dancing to the beat of the music. you’ll never know what crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter next!
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So, there’s this dude who’s been with his girlfriend for 3 years, right? They were all spiritual and stuff when they met, but then BAM! She decides to become a Muslim! Like, what?! This dude was like, “Whoa, hold up, I ain’t about that organized religion life!”
But he still loves her and wants to support her, even though it feels like he’s dating a whole new person. Talk about a plot twist, am I right?
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Guts and hives await you as you navigate through the T-virus infected world.
Become a beardless child and embrace the delirium of scorpions with souls of chastity.
Only the ones that have happened will understand the true innocence of knowledge within the soul.
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Our server is so epic that it will make you question reality itself. One time, a player built a giant roller coaster that actually transported them to a parallel universe where everything was made of candy.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where players can show off their best dance moves and battle it out in epic dance-offs. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.
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