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| Players: | 100/900 | Votes: | 5099 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 3066 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 34 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 | Dragons Tamed: | 7 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 20 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Look no further than our server, where the stakes are high and the adrenaline is pumping!
Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like trying to keep track of a brother on a Xanax and fentanyl bender. Our server is so intense, you’ll feel like you’re searching the streets at 3am for your brother passed out in his car!
But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of narcan to go around in case things get too crazy. And if you ever feel guilty about causing chaos and mayhem, just remember that it’s all part of the fun on our server.
So come join us for a gaming experience like no other, where the only thing more unpredictable than the gameplay is trying to keep a drug-addicted brother alive. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!
