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Veldt Survival

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	6331
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Dragon Scales Harvested:	320	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

Dive into a world where classic Minecraft survival meets exciting new features! We deliver a semi-vanilla experience that maintains the core gameplay you love while introducing thoughtful enhancements. Our server is designed to be non-pay-to-win, ensuring that everyone has an equal opportunity to thrive, regardless of their contributions.

Enjoy a balanced economy where every player’s efforts and achievements matter. Our active and friendly staff are always here to help, ensuring a smooth and enjoyable experience. As well, Join us for regular events that bring our community together and add a touch of adventure to your survival journey.

Join Veldt Survival today!

play.veldtsurvival.com

Astoria KitPvP

1.8, Arena, armor kits, Astoria KitPvP, auction house, Combat, Economy, Enchanted Golden Apples, Enchantments, experience points, KitPvP, Minecraft, personal vaults, Potions, PvP, PvP enthusiasts, Resource Management, Server, shop system, strategic combat, Tipped arrows, weapons

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	8204
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	271	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Gods Slained:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Buildings Constructed:	46
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Astoria KitPvP (astoria.fun)

Astoria is a dynamic Minecraft KitPvP server that embraces the classic 1.8-style PvP combat in a sprawling custom-designed arena.

Players can equip themselves through the server’s extensive shop system, offering a variety of armor kits, weapons, and essential support items like enchanted golden apples, potions, and tipped arrows. For those looking to power up further, there’s a dedicated shop for purchasing enchantments and experience points.

The server’s robust economy allows players to trade and profit by buying and selling items in an auction house. To store their valuable gear and loot, each player has access to personal vaults. With an emphasis on strategic combat and resource management, Astoria provides a thrilling experience for PvP enthusiasts.

IP: astoria.fun

astoria.fun

Baby Love Minecraft Server

adoption, baby, biological instinct, child care, Cultural differences, emotional attachment, family dynamics, identity issues, Interracial Relationships, love, love for children, Minecraft, non White nannies, non-white women, parenting, racial stereotypes, raising children, Server, social status, societal norms, successful White couples, wealthy class, white babies

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	9260
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Towns Built:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	16

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride where White couples hire non White nannies to raise their children in-game. Watch as the nannies treat the kids like their own and wish they were biologically theirs – it’s a virtual soap opera like you’ve never seen before! Join now for a chance to witness the drama unfold and maybe even become a part of it yourself. Who needs diamonds when you have scandalous family dynamics to explore?

”It’s Finally Happening Minecraft SMP”

Advanced technology, cutting-edge technology, Finally, Gaming, Gaming Community, Gaming Enthusiasts, gaming experience, gaming gear, Graphics Card, Happening, hardware upgrade, high performance, long awaited, Minecraft, New Release, next generation, nvidia, PC Gaming, powerful GPU, rtx 5090, smp, Technology, upcoming release, Upgrade

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	201
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Magic Items Found:	1335
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

Get ready to experience Minecraft like never before on our server! With the upcoming release of the RTX 5090, you’ll be able to see every block in stunning, crystal-clear detail. Say goodbye to those blurry pixels and hello to ultra-realistic sheep wool!

Join our SMP for the chance to win your very own RTX 5090 by participating in our weekly building competitions. Build the most epic roller coaster or create a pixel art masterpiece of your favorite meme for a chance to win big!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so rare and powerful that it can lay diamond eggs. Will you be the one to find this mythical beast and claim its riches for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Upgrade your gaming experience and join our server today for a chance to win big prizes, encounter legendary creatures, and experience Minecraft like never before!

CraftyWifeMC Server

birthday gift, birthday present, Book, christmas gift, Communication Issues, CraftyWifeMC, fabric bookmarks, gift giving, homemade bookmarks, homemade gift, homemade wife, income difference, Jerk, MONEY, Personal preferences, Preferences, scarf, Server, ungrateful, unwanted gift, Wife, wooden bookmarks

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	6451
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	48
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Love Letters Sent:	10
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your homemade gift-giving wife? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy ride filled with unexpected surprises and homemade goodies that you never asked for!

Forget about getting what you actually want, because on our server, you’ll only receive the most unique and personalized gifts – whether you like it or not! Just like the fabric bookmarks that our players receive instead of the books they asked for. But hey, who needs a book when you can have a one-of-a-kind bookmark, right?

Join now and experience the thrill of constantly being surprised by homemade gifts that may or may not match your preferences. And if you dare to speak up about it, be prepared for a fight that will rival the intensity of a creeper explosion! So come on, join our server and embrace the chaos of unexpected presents and heated arguments – it’s a gift that keeps on giving!

RideOrDieCraft

aita, car affordability, car ownership, co worker, Communication, financial responsibility, gas money, giving rides, job loss, job security, Late, money management, overslept, punctuality, Reliability, RideOrDieCraft, roommate, stealing, Transportation, work ethic

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	7081
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Villages Defended:	19	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

Are you tired of being a chauffeur for your unreliable co-worker who can’t seem to make it to your car on time? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama! On our server, you’ll never have to worry about being late for work because your virtual co-workers will always be ready to team up and conquer the virtual world with you.

Plus, on our server, there’s no need to worry about gas money or accusations of theft over a measly $20. You can focus on building epic structures and battling mobs instead of dealing with real-life transportation drama.

And don’t worry about your co-worker losing their job if you stop giving them rides – they can easily teleport to work in our Minecraft world! With cars being so cheap in our virtual realm, there’s no excuse for them not to have their own transportation by now.

So say goodbye to the real world commute and hello to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is crafting the perfect diamond pickaxe. Join our Minecraft server now and leave the transportation troubles behind!

HardestJobEver_MinecraftSMP

arduous responsibilities, challenging position, challenging work, demanding career, demanding role, difficult profession, difficult tasks, exhausting job, exhausting role, grueling job, hardest job, HardestJobEver_MinecraftSMP, intense work, laborious tasks, overwhelming job, strenuous job, strenuous work, taxing role, tough occupation, tough responsibilities

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	8907
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Animals Bred:	93	Dimension Hops:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	11

Are you tired of boring old jobs like flipping burgers or sitting in a cubicle all day? Well, have we got the perfect job for you – joining our Minecraft SMP!

Picture this: you’re a fearless warrior fighting off hordes of creepers and zombies, all while building the most epic base anyone has ever seen. And the best part? You get paid in diamonds! That’s right, we reward our players with precious gems for their hard work and dedication.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground city hidden somewhere on the server, filled with untold riches and powerful artifacts. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and claim your place as the ultimate Minecraft champion?

So say goodbye to boring jobs and hello to adventure, excitement, and endless possibilities. Join our Minecraft SMP today and start living your best blocky life!

AwkwardCraft

awkward anecdote, awkward confession, awkward encounter, awkward experience, awkward incident, awkward memories, awkward memory, awkward mishap, awkward moment, awkward moment story., awkward situation, awkward story, awkward surprise, AwkwardCraft, cringe-worthy, EMBARRASSING, funny, intimate moment, UNCOMFORTABLE, unexpected

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	706
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Farms Harvested:	899	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Potions Brewed:	52	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Secret Passages Found:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12

Are you tired of awkward moments ruining your fun? Then join our Minecraft server where awkward moments are banned! That’s right, no more accidentally punching your friend while trying to give them a high five or accidentally setting fire to your house while trying to cook dinner. Our server is a safe space for all your awkward-free adventures. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghost who loves to photobomb your screenshots. Join now for a chance to snap a pic with our mischievous specter!

BoomCraft Minecraft Server

BOOMCRAFT, CASUALTIES, Conflict, death toll, explosion, extremism, international relations, investigation, IRGC members, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, News, Pager explosions, Report, SECURITY, Server, Syria, Terrorism, Tragedy, tragic event, Unrest, violence

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	3312
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Secret Passages Found:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Alien Abductions:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

OMG GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIT AF! LIKE, WE GOT PAGER EXPLOSIONS THAT KILLED 19 IRGC MEMBERS IN SYRIA, BUT DON’T WORRY, IT’S ALL IN THE GAME, NO ACTUAL HARM DONE!

WE GOT CRAZY ADVENTURES, LIKE FIGHTING OFF ZOMBIE PIGMEN WITH DIAMOND SWORDS AND RIDING ON GIANT CHICKENS INTO BATTLE!

ALSO, OUR SPAWN POINT IS A MAGICAL UNICORN THAT FARTS RAINBOWS AND GIVES YOU UNLIMITED DIAMONDS!

SO COME JOIN US AND LET’S HAVE A BLAST, LITERALLY! #MinecraftMadness #PagerExplosionsFTW 🦄💥💎

BoomCraft: Round Two!

BOOMCRAFT, Conflict, current events, explosion, extremism, hezbollah, Hezbollah activity, Hezbollah attack, Hezbollah militants, Lebanese politics, Lebanon explosion, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East crisis, militant group, News, security threat, southern Lebanon, southern Lebanon incident, Tension, Terrorism, violence

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	5451
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	5861
Dragons Tamed:	2	Farms Harvested:	745
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Runes Activated:	8
Crops Grown:	2628	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3

YOOOOO, u gotta join dis Minecraft server cuz it’s like a freakin’ war zone, but wit blocky graphics and creepers instead of actual bombs! We got explosions happenin’ left and right, just like in southern Lebanon but way more fun! Join us for round two of chaos and destruction, it’s gonna be a blast (literally)! Plus, we got Hezbollah beepers runnin’ around, blowin’ stuff up and causin’ mayhem. Who needs peace when u can have this kind of excitement in Minecraft, amirite? So come on over and experience the thrill of danger in a virtual world, it’s gonna be LIT AF!