Crafty Tears

anguish, brokenhearted, Crafty, cry, depression, Despair, devastated, emotional, Grief, HEARTBREAK, Loneliness, Melancholy, mourn, Pain, Sadness, SOB, sorrow, Tears, Upset, wail, Weep

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	4626
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Divine Spears Created:	19
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Buildings Constructed:	32	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Astral Projections Made:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the pigs fly and the creepers dance! Join us for a wild ride filled with INSANE adventures and CRAZY shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But beware, the chest was guarded by a pack of ANGRY llamas who spit fireballs!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of GLOWING chickens that lay golden eggs. Legend has it, if you collect enough golden eggs, you’ll unlock the ability to ride a RAINBOW unicorn into battle against the Ender Dragon.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and experience the WACKIEST Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even pee your pants a little.

AppleCraft: Where Apples Are Worth More Than Gold!

7 dollars, affordability, Apple, AppleCraft, apples, budgeting, consumerism, cost of living, economic downturn, Economy, expensive, fast food, financial crisis, financial struggle, food prices, GOLD, goyslop, grocery, Hyperinflation.., inflation, inflation rate, MONEY, Prices, WORTH..

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	5462
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32	Dimension Hops:	13
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Magic Items Found:	8143	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

Are you tired of paying 7 dollars for an apple? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, apples are FREE! Yes, you heard that right, no more breaking the bank for a simple fruit.

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary AppleBoy, a mysterious figure who roams the lands handing out golden apples to all who cross his path. Some say he’s a glitch in the game, others say he’s a magical being sent to bring joy to all Minecraft players. Join our server and maybe you’ll be lucky enough to encounter the one and only AppleBoy.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just find yourself in a world where apples are worth more than diamonds!

Minecraft Mayhem: League of Laughs

Account Stats, Akali, brand, Builds, Current Content, Empyrean, general, High Noon Event, kayle, laughs, League, league of legends, lolg, malzahar, MAYHEM, Minecraft, Model Viewer, Nocturne, OP pastebin, patch notes, PBE Patch Notes, Prestige, Upcoming Content, varus

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	6978
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	49	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Animals Bred:	118	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Well, look no further, because our server is the bomb-diggity! We’ve got more High Noon Events than a showdown at high noon, with Kayle flying in like a boss and Varus looking legendary AF. And don’t even get us started on Malzahar, Akali, Nocturne, and Brand – they’re all ready to party in our pixelated paradise!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is so fresh, it makes the latest patch notes look like yesterday’s news. Check out our Builds/Account Stats to see who’s slaying and who’s just playing. And if you wanna see those models strut their stuff, our Model Viewer is where it’s at.

So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a Minecraft experience that’s so OP, it’ll make your head spin faster than a Enderman on Red Bull!

Blocky Coomer’s Craze

4chan, Average, bestiality, blocky, confusion, controversial topics, coomer, coomers, CORRECTNESS, CRAZE, Gay, hentai, internalized homophobia, motivation, My Little Pony, Online Community, porn addiction, real women, Responses, Thread, Transgender

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	3067
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	96	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Dimension Hops:	9	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Potions Brewed:	70	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the madness of 4Chan coomer threads and dive into a world of pure hilarity and adventure!

Reasons to join:

Escape from the never-ending debates about porn preferences and strange fetishes
Build your own little pony kingdom and explore the wonders of beastiality-free Minecraft
Discover hidden treasures and secret caves filled with trannies and gay stuff (just kidding, it’s all family-friendly fun!)

Join us now and leave behind the confusion of 4Chan debates. Who needs real women when you have Minecraft blocks to build with?

DragonCraft: Where Your Maid is a Dragon!

(Domestic), board clean, cleaning, dragon maid, Dragon.., DragonCraft, FANTASY, Helpful, Housekeeping, keeping clean, MAGICAL, Maid, mythical creature, Neat, ORGANIZED, Servant, Tidy, tidy home, tidy living, tidy room, tidy space

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	5501
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Divine Spears Created:	29	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Alien Abductions:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Zombie Dances:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Welcome to our dragon maid themed Minecraft server! Are you tired of messy servers with griefers running amok? Fear not, for our dragon maids are here to keep the board clean!

Join us for epic adventures and quests where you can ride on the backs of dragons and battle against evil mobs. Our dragon maids will swoop in and clean up any mess left behind, ensuring a pristine playing environment for all.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground lair where you can find hidden treasures and rare loot. Rumor has it that a legendary diamond sword is hidden deep within the lair, waiting for a brave adventurer to claim it.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the magic of having your very own dragon maid to keep things in order. Who knows, you might even uncover the mysteries of the underground lair and become the ultimate Minecraft champion!

AvrilCraft: Where Black People Are Actually Avril Lavigne in Disguise

avril, Avril Lavigne, AvrilCraft, Black, black people, Celebrity, confusion, Conspiracy, Deception, disguise, Entertainment, hidden, humor, Identity, JOKE, Lavigne, Music, Mystery, people, pop culture, prank, Race, secret, theory

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	1218
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Potions Brewed:	84	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11

Welcome to our totally not conspiracy theory Minecraft server, where you can uncover the truth behind the biggest mystery of our time – Are all black people secretly just Avril Lavigne in disguise, playing a joke on us all?

Join us for a wild ride as you dig deep into the mines, searching for clues that will unravel this mind-boggling mystery. Build your own secret underground lair to hide from the Avril Lavigne impersonators who may be lurking around every corner.

But beware, the Avril Lavigne lookalikes are not the only danger on this server. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is actually just Avril Lavigne in a Minecraft skin, pulling the ultimate prank on unsuspecting players.

So come on, join us on this absolutely bonkers Minecraft server and discover the truth behind the Avril Lavigne conspiracy. Who knows, you may just find yourself face to face with the real Avril Lavigne herself, laughing at us all from behind her pixelated disguise.

God’s Children Minecraft Funhouse

aimlessly, backstrokes, BELIEF, children, cosmic waters, Divine, Eternity, Existence, FAITH, funhouse, God’s children, Gods, guidance, Journey, Life, Lost, meditation, Minecraft, purpose, Reflection, Soul, spirituality, swimming, Universe

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	3566
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Enchantments Applied:	269	Dragon Eggs Found:	4243
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	170
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

Are you tired of swimming aimlessly in the cosmic waters of Minecraft? Join our server and become a God’s child! We promise you won’t be doing backstrokes aimlessly anymore, unless you want to because that’s cool too. Amen to that!

OverratedCraft: Where Games Get a Big Head

big, Buzz, controversial, deceptive, exaggerated, Excessive, false advertising, falsely acclaimed, games, high score, highly rated, hype, inflated rating, inflated reviews, misleading, overestimated, overhyped, Overrated, OverratedCraft, overvalued, Popular, trending

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	5172
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Void Armor Forged:	17	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	New Chunks Explored:	423855
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	17

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with mediocre ratings? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane games and ridiculous challenges that will have you laughing until you cry.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was immediately greeted by a unicorn riding a rainbow while juggling diamonds. Yes, you read that right. And that was just the beginning of their epic adventure on our server.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll have the chance to participate in our legendary potato planting contest, where the winner gets to ride a giant chicken around the server for a whole day. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: we have a secret dance party every Friday night in the End dimension. Trust me, you don’t want to miss it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest and most outrageous Minecraft adventures of your life. Who needs boring old servers when you can be a part of something truly unforgettable?

Crafty Comrades: Russian Drone vs. Mig-29s

aerial combat, Air Force, aircraft, Attack, Combat, comrades, Crafty, Defense, defense systems, drone, MiG-29s, Mig29s, Military, military drones, Military operations, military technology, russia, Russian, SECURITY, Surveillance, Technology, Unmanned Aerial Vehicle, WARFARE

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	8570
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Endless Night Skies:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality itself? Look no further! Our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of glitter. Why join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret underground lair filled with dancing pandas and disco llamas. And that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken that lays diamond eggs. So come join us and experience the craziness for yourself! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

2020’s Dank Minecraft Server

“2000s”, 2020s, 80s, 90s, Based, comparison, cultural shift, DANK, Entertainment, Evolution, fashion, generational differences, internet, memes, Minecraft, modern era, Music, Nostalgia, pop culture, Server, social media, Technology, trends

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	4108
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	53
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Farms Harvested:	617	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server of 2020!

Looking for a server that is so based it puts the 80’s, 90’s, and 2000’s to shame? Look no further, because this server is where it’s at!

Reasons to join our server:

Unicorns that shoot rainbow lasers out of their eyes
Talking chickens that give out diamonds like they’re candy
Dancing creepers that drop disco balls when defeated
Secret underground rave parties hosted by Endermen DJs

Don’t miss out on the most lit Minecraft server of all time! Join now and experience the epicness for yourself!

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