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Pass the Bait Minecraft Server

anime characters, Bait, bait pic, digital avatars, Gaming influencers, internet celebrities, livestreamers, Minecraft, online entertainers, online presence, pass, Server, unrelated, virtual idols, virtual personalities, virtual reality, virtual youtubers, vtuber community, VTuber content, vtuber culture, Vtuber Streaming, VTuber trends, Vtubers

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	2863
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	24
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Dimension Hops:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Meteorites Collected:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is run by a team of hilarious vtubers who have the secret passcode to unlock the ultimate gaming experience.

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted diamonds, and dance parties with creepers (they’ve got some killer moves, trust us). Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll gain the ability to fly like a majestic unicorn and shoot fireballs from your fingertips.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be part of our wacky world where anything is possible? Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – you’re gonna need it!

Samoan #3’s Epic Minecraft SMP Battle

battle, Competition, Conflict, control, Epic, FANTASY, Fighting, leadership, MAGICAL, Magical Peppers, Minecraft, Pacific Islander, peppers, power struggle, Rivalry, samoan, Samoan #3, Samoan #7B, Samoan culture, showdown, smp, Story, Warriors

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	8287
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Mythical Swords Crafted:	43
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	375	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Love Letters Sent:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us as we embark on wild adventures, like the epic battle between Samoan #3 and Samoan #7B for control of the Magical Peppers. Legend has it that whoever possesses the Magical Peppers will gain ultimate power and never have to worry about hunger again. But beware, the Magical Peppers are guarded by a fierce tribe of llamas who will stop at nothing to protect their precious crop. Will you join the fight for the Magical Peppers or will you befriend the llamas and become their llama whisperer? The choice is yours in this wacky and unpredictable world. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other!

Soulful Games Minecraft Server

Atmospheric, Character development, deep storytelling, emotional, engaging gameplay, games, Gaming, Heartfelt, immersive experience, impactful gameplay, indie games, interactive storytelling, Introspective, memorable moments, Minecraft, Moving, narrative driven, Server, soul-stirring, Soulful, Thought-provoking, touching, video games

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	8352
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity! Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats appears out of nowhere and starts throwing emeralds at you. And that’s just the beginning!

Join our server for the chance to ride on the backs of flying llamas, battle evil chickens with laser eyes, and participate in epic dance-offs with the Ender Dragon. We guarantee you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before!

So why wait? Join now and prepare for a gaming experience that will leave you questioning reality and laughing until your sides hurt. Trust us, it’s the perfect blend of insanity and fun!

No. Minecraft SMP 145595258 by AnonYmous

ANONYMOUS, anonymous author, Book, crime, detective, Enigma, Fiction, hidden identity, Intriguing, investigation, Minecraft, Mysterious, Mystery, No. 145595258, novel, page-turner, plot twist, Secrets, smp, Suspense, Suspenseful, Thriller, unknown author

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	7909
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	50	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	18

Welcome to the most epic, chaotic, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever lay eyes on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and stumbled upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. Yes, you heard that right, dancing creepers! And guess what? They taught this player how to do the moonwalk while exploding in perfect sync. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

But that’s not all! Another player discovered a hidden portal that led to a parallel universe where pigs rode on the backs of chickens and the trees were made of diamonds. It was like something out of a fever dream, but they swear it’s true!

So if you want to experience the wild, wacky, and downright absurd adventures that await you on this Minecraft SMP, then join us now! Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to next? Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything goes!

CookieCraft SMP

PvE, Survival

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	2566
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	164	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Demon Skulls Collected:	49
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

CookieCraft is a place for everyone who loves vanilla Survival and is looking for a great group of people to play with. This is a great place to make friends fast, as we encourage players to be friendly and not grief. This is a server ran by experienced Minecraft server owners, and is running on the latest hardware.

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Deep End Divas Minecraft Server

deep, deep end, DIVAS, empowerment, equality, feminism, funny, gender dynamics, Gender Roles, humor, LAUGHING, Minecraft, satire, Server, social commentary, societal expectations, society, Stereotypes, Women, women’s humor, women’s issues, women’s perspective, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	7076
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Mines Excavated:	4661	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Void Gems Collected:	28	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just build stuff and mine for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is a total shitshow in the best way possible!

Join our server if you want to ride pigs dressed as superheroes while battling evil chickens armed with diamond swords. And if that’s not enough, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Taco Tuesday, where all the mobs gather to feast on delicious tacos made of enchanted golden apples and slime balls. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot the elusive Ender Dragon doing the Macarena.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join ours and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures in Minecraft? Come join the chaos and see what all the fuss is about!

Rejected 82K Minecraft SMP

82K, above 82k, bearish trend, cryptocurrency, financial markets, haha, investing, learn, low, market analysis, market psychology, market sentiment, Minecraft, price movement, price prediction, price speculation, REJECTED, resistance level, smp, speculation, support level, Trading, volatility

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	9271
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Buildings Constructed:	22	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness the most epic battles between players fighting over who gets the last piece of dirt in the server.

Our server is so wild that we once had a player build an entire castle out of nothing but melons. And don’t even get me started on the time someone tried to ride a pig off a cliff thinking they could fly like a piglin.

But the real reason you should join our server is for the legendary treasure hunt we have going on. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden diamond block somewhere on the map, guarded by a pack of angry wolves wearing sunglasses. Will you be the one to find it and claim your title as the ultimate Minecraft master?

So come on, join us and see just how low we can go in the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft SMP out there!

⭐❤️⭐HURRY TO GET YOUR DONAT – /FREE ❤️⭐❤️ Minecraft server

1000 lvl, 127 лвл, Anarchy, Aternos, Auction, Bedwars, Cheats, cigarettes, Clans, classic, Dance, Donations, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Empty, Events, Fly, football, Free Admin, Free Donations, Grief, Hardcore, Herobrine, Hockey, Large Online, Lucky blocks, Minecraft, Naruto, No Mini-Games, No Registration, No Wipes, Pets, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, Skyblock, Spit, Survival, TNT Run, Transport, Vanilla, weapons, Weddings, Whitelist, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	6063
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	15	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Version > 1.9-1.21.1

Bedrock > from 1.20.80 to the newest

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Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)

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Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. No donation bytes

3. Friendly admins

4. Constant updates

5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Date head database (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

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Anarchy:

➤ Airdrops

➤ Mystics

➤ Caches

➤ Relics

➤ Spheres

➤ Blocks with private

➤ Items at lvl X

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ Buyer (/seller)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Shop (/shop)

➤ Quests (/quests)

➤ Whales (/kit)

➤ Free cases with donation (/free)

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SkyBlock:

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)

➤ Menu (/menu)

➤ Shop (/shop)

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BlockyCraft – modern Minecraft server

2024.., Achievement Diary, BlockyCraft, Communication, Competitions, FAQs, fart cc, Info, Leagues V Teasers, Minecraft, mobile anniversary update, MODERN, oldschool runescape, Optimal quest guide, Podcast Pilot EP2, Server, skilling competition, spaghetti code, standings, TempleOSRS, The Curse of Arrav, The Future of OSRS, twitter, Website, Wiki

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	7740
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38
Endless Night Skies:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of chaos.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of sheep start dancing the Macarena around you. Or how about building a majestic castle, only to have it turn into a giant cake that attracts hungry creepers? Anything is possible on our server!

But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive quests that will have you battling dragons, rescuing villagers, and maybe even finding a secret portal to a land of talking llamas. And don’t even get us started on our achievement diaries – completing them will give you powers beyond your wildest dreams.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic journey where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few glitches here and there, but who’s counting?). Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just remember to pack your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

Real or AI Minecraft SMP?

4th wall breaking style, AI algorithm, Batgirl, controversy, dc comics, Deadpool and Wolverine, defamation suit, entertainment industry, Hollywood, lawsuit, legal battle, Marvel, Minecraft, Misogyny, movie industry, real, Rumors, ryan reynolds, she-hulk, shlock, smp, superhero comedy, tatiana maslany

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	3708
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Falling into the Void:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have more drama than a superhero movie crossover! Join us for a chance to witness the epic battle between She-Hulk and Deadpool as they fight over screen time. Will Tatiana Maslany come out on top or will Ryan Reynolds prove he’s the true king of the 4th wall breaking style?

But that’s not all! We also have secret vaults filled with deleted scenes, just like in the Batgirl movie. Who knows what kind of hidden treasures you’ll find in there. And if you join now, you might even get a chance to be a part of the defamation suit between Reynolds and Maslany. Who needs superhero powers when you have legal drama to keep you entertained?

So come join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with twists, turns, and more drama than you can shake a pickaxe at. Don’t miss out on the action-packed adventure that awaits you!