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No Entry Minecraft Server

apartment, Apology, Boundaries, Communication, control, entry, extroverted, Girlfriend, judgment, kiss, mending friendship, Minecraft, movie night, overreacting, partners friend, refusing, Server, Shy.., socially awkward, Trust, trust issues, Understanding

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	1674
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to deal with any shady friends trying to kiss you? Look no further! Join our server where the only drama you’ll encounter is trying to find diamonds in the mines!

Our server is a safe space where you can build to your heart’s content without worrying about any awkward encounters. No need to worry about your girlfriend’s friend trying to sneak into your virtual house for a movie night – we’ve got your back!

So come join us for some epic adventures, hilarious moments, and a drama-free environment. Because in our Minecraft world, the only thing you need to watch out for is creepers trying to blow up your creations!

PromDressDrama

alterations, baby pink gown, Borrowing, desperate situation, fabric damage, last minute, mutual friends, prom dilemma, Prom Dress, prom dress drama, prom night, prom outfit, prom planning, prom preparations, PromDressDrama, ruined dress, selfish friend, sewing mishap, special dress, thrift store, tough spot

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	3121
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Are you tired of drama like this in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you have to worry about is building the perfect prom dress out of blocks! No more last-minute alterations or fabric mishaps, just pure creativity and fun!

Join us and create your own virtual prom night with friends from all over the world. Show off your building skills and design the most fabulous gown or tuxedo that will make everyone jealous. Who needs a real prom when you can have a Minecraft prom that will never be ruined by a sewing mishap?

Forget about borrowing dresses or accusations of being a bad friend, on our server, everyone is a true friend who supports each other’s creativity and style. So come on over and let’s have a prom night to remember, without any real-life drama getting in the way!

CoolCareerCraft Minecraft Server

10. Career opportunities, 11. Career fulfillment, 12. Career passion, 13. Job satisfaction, 14. Career interests, 15. Career choices, 16. Career development, 17. Career goals, 18. Career path, 19. Career success, 2. Cool careers, 20. Dream career., 3. Career aspirations, 4. Future career goals, 5. Exciting professions, 6. Career dreams, 7. Ideal job, 8. Job satisfaction, 9. Career exploration, CoolCareerCraft, dream job, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	9014
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zombie Dances:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Runes Activated:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31

Are you tired of the same old boring jobs in Minecraft like mining and farming? Well, look no further because on our server, you can become a professional llama wrangler! That’s right, you’ll be riding around on llamas all day, herding them and participating in epic llama races. Who needs a pickaxe when you have a trusty llama by your side?

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of chicken ninjas who are constantly battling against the evil cow samurais. Join the fight and prove your worth as a warrior of the chicken clan. Trust us, you’ve never seen poultry combat like this before.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a magical forest where the trees are made of candy and the rivers flow with hot chocolate. It’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory, but in Minecraft form. Explore this sweet paradise and satisfy your sweet tooth while building your dream base among the sugary landscape.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the wildest, most ridiculous adventures you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed!

BlockyBedroomBlunders

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	508
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	32	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Emeralds Found:	8455	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
New Chunks Explored:	723421	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	420

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in the bedroom… I mean, in the game! Join us for a wild ride filled with lava parkour challenges, explosive sheep races, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers know how to drop the beat. Plus, our custom-built love shack is the perfect place to cozy up with your fellow players and maybe even find your Minecraft soulmate. So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

SpaceCraftStationGoBoom

aerospace, destroy, elon musk, future of space travel, innovation, international Space Station, NASA, outer space, Permission, satellite launches, scientific research, Space debris, space exploration, Space industry, Space missions, Space Race, space station destruction, space technology, SpaceCraftStationGoBoom, spacex, Technology

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	4327
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1

so like, u know how space is like, super cool and stuff? well, on this server, we take space to a whole new level. like, we got SpaceX coming in and they’re gonna like, blow up the International Space Station. but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! join our server and you can witness the epic explosion in all its glory. plus, we got like, alien mobs and planets to explore. it’s gonna be out of this world, literally. so come join us and experience the craziest space adventure ever!

OrgasmCraft420

achieving orgasm, Cannabis, Difficulties, Ease, Frequency, long tail tag 1, long tail tag 2, long tail tag 3, long tail tag 4, long tail tag 5, long tail tag 6, long tail tag 7, long tail tag 8, long tail tag 9, orgasm, OrgasmCraft420, partnered sex, research, satisfaction, sex, Women

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	6279
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Votes:	112	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Void Gems Collected:	21	Animals Bred:	55

so, like, u wanna have a blast in minecraft? well, u gotta join our server cuz it’s like, totally lit, bro. we got all the crazy stuff u can imagine, like flying pigs and exploding chickens.

but wait, there’s more! we also have this secret potion that makes u build like a pro in seconds. no more struggling to make a simple house, now u can create a whole freakin’ castle in minutes.

oh, and did i mention that we have a special event every friday night where we all dress up as llamas and have a dance party? it’s like, the most epic thing ever.

plus, our research shows that playing on our server while smoking weed can actually make u better at the game. so, like, grab your joint and come join us for some mind-blowing fun. trust me, u won’t regret it.

new crossplay server! Overcraft survival SMP

bedrock, Community, Crates, crossplay, Discord, Economy, Griefprotection, Ip:, java, Land Claims, Landclaim, new, ONLINE, Overcraft, Peaceful, player stores, PORT, PvP, Server, Shop, smp, Spawnershop, sur, Survival

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	6540
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Enchantments Applied:	107
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Mythical Swords Crafted:	31
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5

Looking to create an active community within this Minecraft server.

have a discord server to accompany this and I’m actively taking in members and listening to community feedback and suggestions.

we have an economy going with a server shop to buy items you may need aswell as selling items you farm. Player stores are also on going aswell as crates.

land claims are available so you can be sure your hard work is protected. We have pvp however as it stands we are generally a peaceful server

I hope to see you online soon

discord: https://discord.gg/7DCHpaJQZN

java/bedrock

ip: 104.243.47.183

port: 25578

104.243.47.183:25578

CraftyChristianTrump Minecraft Server

Christianity, cognitive dissonance, controversial, CraftyChristianTrump, funny, headspace, libtards, living rent free, mental space, Minecraft, Obsession, obsession with Christianity, obsession with Trump, political beliefs, political fixation, political obsession, Politics, rent free, Server, social commentary, trannies, trump, Trump Derangement Syndrome

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	6911
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	157
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Enchantments Applied:	226
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Potions Brewed:	136	Players Killed by Monsters:	1167

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks! Build your own rollercoaster that launches players into the sky and straight into a pool of lava!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco where creepers bust out their best dance moves to dubstep music. And don’t forget about our pet zombie army that will protect you from any pesky griefers who dare to mess with your builds.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave. These crazy adventures will be living rent-free in your head for eternity!

PirateCraft Minecraft Server

anti-semitism, Atrocity, Cock, Donkey, elderly Jews, extinguish memory, extremism, Genocide, hate crime, heavenly Jerusalem, Holocaust, impale, inhumane, Jewish child, Jewish existence, kill all Jews, Minecraft, Pirate, PirateCraft, religious persecution, Saline, Server, violence

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	502
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	5229	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	353	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	100	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s truly out of this world? Look no further than our server, where we offer the wildest and craziest adventures you could ever imagine! Join us as we embark on a journey to rid the world of all Jews in the most absurd and ridiculous ways possible.

Picture this: elderly Jews being drenched in saline and tied up on the back of donkeys, with Jewish children impaled on their cocks. And that’s just the beginning! We’ll have donkeys galore, with Jews and Jewish children riding them in a massive 2220 km by 2220 km area. Let the donkeys feast on Jewish feet as we bring about the heavenly Jerusalem like never before!

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server. Who knew genocide could be so wacky and fun?

Blocky Blissville

Blissville, blocky, Contentment, emotional well being, fulfillment, Gratitude, Happiness, hobbies, inner peace, joy, life satisfaction, love, mental health, mindfulness, passions, personal growth, positive emotions, relationships, satisfaction, Self Discovery, self-care, well-being

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	6717
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Animals Bred:	31	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	2955
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	19

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up and make you happier than a pig in a mud bath!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding on the backs of flying llamas while battling evil chickens with laser eyes. Build your dream castle out of rainbow-colored blocks and defend it from hordes of zombie villagers riding giant spiders.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mythical creature that poops out diamonds instead of rainbows. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal to the Nether Taco Bell, where you can feast on delicious fiery tacos while fending off hungry zombie pigmen.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Happiness awaits you in ways you never thought possible.