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AdoptedSisMC Server

Abuse, AdoptedSisMC, adoption, adoptive family, AITAH, biological parents, Childhood, family, half-sister, Jealousy, loving family, Lucky, Raised, Safe, Server, Struggles, survivor, torture, Understanding

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	2567
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Divine Spears Created:	24	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Crops Grown:	7447	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is just as intense as a creeper explosion! Join us for a chance to build your own virtual family and create your own crazy stories.

Imagine a world where your mom, Renee, gets emancipated at 16 and has a secret half-sister, Bridget, who was given up for adoption. And let’s not forget about your little sister, Anna, who had to be raised by you from infancy due to abusive parents. It’s like a soap opera, but with pixelated blocks!

Join us for the chance to escape reality and immerse yourself in a world where the only limits are your imagination. Who knows, you might even uncover some long-lost family secrets along the way. So come on, join our server and let the drama unfold!

ExConExCashGrab

Account.., aita, Alimony, child support, college fund, CONVICTED, Court, crimes, custody, ex, ExConExCashGrab, Homicide, modify, MONEY, payment, Prison, Reduce, sentencing, Son, Years

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	8937
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even in-game divorces can lead to drama and dilemmas! Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of negotiating alimony payments with your ex-spouse, who may or may not be in jail for committing serious crimes.

Imagine the possibilities of using your in-game currency to fund your son’s college education, all while navigating the complexities of co-parenting with a virtual ex-partner. Will you choose to be the generous parent who sacrifices for the sake of your child, or will you take the “asshole power move” route and try to reduce your alimony payments?

With only one year left to make a decision, the clock is ticking on this epic saga. Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to balance financial responsibility with family dynamics in the most outrageous way possible. Don’t miss out on the chance to be the ultimate Minecraft AITA!

PhilippineSeaPirates

Beijing, diplomatic tensions, east asia, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, German warships, international relations, maritime security, military exercises, military presence, naval deployment, naval diplomacy, naval maneuvers, naval power, naval visit, Philippines, PhilippineSeaPirates, regional stability, South China Sea, Taiwan Strait, territorial disputes

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	9662
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

lol y’all ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit even german warships wanna visit? well come on down to our server where the action never stops! we got more drama than a reality show, with players sailing through the taiwan strait like it’s no big deal. beijing is shook, but we’re just here to have a good time and build some epic bases. join now for a wild ride through the south china sea and beyond!

Sahara

Community, ETERNAL, Friendly, hermitcraft, INCLUSIVE, Join, Minecraft, PvE, SAHARA, Season, September 14th, Server, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	1705
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	156
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Ores Mined:	2456	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Sahara is a Minecraft community inspired by Hermitcraft! We’re starting a new Season on September 14th – This will be our 5th Season which will run alongside our Eternal world that never resets. We pride ourselves on the community feel and we aim to be as inclusive and friendly as we can. Apply for the whitelist by going to join.saharaserver.com

66.59.210.172:25568

Sunny Polska Minecraft Server

feeling good, good morning, Good Vibes, great day, Happy, Minecraft, morning inspiration, morning motivation, morning routine, morning vibes, Optimistic, Poland, polska, positive energy, positive mindset, positivity, Ready, Server, start the day right, Sunny, sunny day, sunny weather

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	1935
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

Good morning from our wacky Minecraft server! Are you ready for a day filled with epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans? Join us and explore our crazy world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers dance the macarena!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Polish Potato Palace, where players can feast on unlimited potatoes and ride on potato-powered minecarts. And don’t forget about our exclusive “Polish Pickle Party” event, where players can compete in pickle-themed challenges and win fabulous prizes!

So come on down to our server and join the fun! Who knows what wacky antics await you in sunny Polska?

Simpsons Minecraft SMP – Does This Actually Happen

animated, Bart Simpson, Characters, comedy, fictional, happen, homer simpson, humor, iconic, Lisa Simpson, long-running, Maggie Simpson, Marge Simpson, matt groening, Minecraft, pop culture, satire, Simpsons, smp, springfield, Television series, tv show, yellow family

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	6474
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	25	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Endless Night Skies:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Welcome to our crazy Minecraft SMP where anything can happen, just like in the Simpsons! Join us for a wacky adventure filled with exploding donuts, mischievous Bart pranks, and a secret underground lair where Mr. Burns hoards all the diamonds.

But that’s not all – we also have a rollercoaster made entirely of pink wool, a giant Krusty Burger that dispenses enchanted golden apples, and a portal to the Nether that leads to a Springfield-themed hell dimension.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable and hilarious as your favorite cartoon family, come join us and see if you can survive the madness!

OopsCraft: The Server of Regrets

consequences, delayed learning, Experience, growth, hindsight, hindsight bias, hindsight clarity, hindsight is 20/20, learning, life lessons, Maturity, mistake, OopsCraft, past mistakes, personal development, realization, Reflection, regrets, retrospective learning, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, Server, wisdom

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	8964
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Towns Built:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	78
Players Killed by Monsters:	3387	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens who are plotting to take over the world. Trust us, it’s a real cluckfest!

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Just be careful not to break a bone while busting a move!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not try our exclusive “Lava Parkour Challenge” where you have to jump from one lava pit to another while dodging flaming arrows shot by deranged villagers. It’s a real hot mess, but hey, that’s half the fun!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane and unforgettable Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back!

Parrotfish Are Strangers’ Neighbors

neighbors, Parrotfish, strangers

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	7072
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	7064	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Holy Grails Found:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

yOu gotta join dis server cuz the parrotfish be wildin’ out here, man. dey be chasin’ strangers like dey owe ’em money, but dey all chill with da neighbors. it’s like a soap opera up in dis server, drama everywhere with dem parrotfish. come join da fun and see who gets chased next!

SoulSteal

Anarchy, challenge, DOMINATE, electrifying, Experience, Fall, GROUNDBREAKING, LifeSteal, Minecraft, power, Realm, Ruler, shadows, Skills, Souls, SoulSteal, strategy, Supremacy, Survival, Top, Ultimate

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	7473
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Welcome to SoulSteal – The Ultimate Lifesteal Minecraft Experience!

Step into the Shadows, Steal the Souls! Are you ready to dominate the Minecraft world like never before? SoulSteal brings you an electrifying Lifesteal experience where every moment is a battle for survival and supremacy!

What is SoulSteal? SoulSteal is a groundbreaking Lifesteal Minecraft server that challenges your skills and strategy. Harvest the souls of your enemies to gain power and become the ultimate ruler of the realm. Can you rise to the top, or will you be the next to fall?

Soulstealmc.net

The Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

banter, blocky, Channels.., doogFubuki, fbkAyame, Inugamikorone, K5r6n3, last thread, Minecraft, mionSubaru, MO_OKAYU_GU, moguKorone, Nakiriayame, Nekomataokayu, okayu, OKFAMS, oniMio, Ookamimio, Ookamimio_sab, Oozorasubaru, Server, Shirakamifubuki, twitter, Videos, YODAYOsub

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	258
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	46
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Buildings Constructed:	30
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	18

Are you ready to dive into the chaotic world of OKFAMS? Join our Minecraft server and discuss each member in detail – from Okayu’s love for cats to Fubuki’s snowstorm powers. Rumor has it that Korone once tamed a creeper as her pet, and Ayame can summon skeletons with just a snap of her fingers. Mio and Subaru are known for their epic adventures, like the time they battled a dragon with nothing but wooden swords.

Follow us on Twitter for daily updates on our crazy antics, like the time Okayu tried to ride a pig off a cliff (spoiler alert: it didn’t end well). Watch our hilarious videos, from Fubuki’s failed attempts at parkour to Ayame’s cooking disasters. Trust us, you won’t want to miss a single moment on this server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be a part of the OKFAMS madness! Just be sure to watch out for flying creepers and mischievous skeletons – you never know what’s lurking around the corner in this wild world.