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FuneralCraft – CancelVacay

CancelVacay, Communication, compassion, dealing with death, Decision making, difficult decisions, Emotional support, Empathy, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, Funeral, funeral etiquette, FuneralCraft, Grief, Loss, mourning, relationships, Support, Understanding, vacation cancellation, vacation plans

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	2385
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Emeralds Found:	7613	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	5603	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value family drama just as much as building epic structures! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this story of a girlfriend canceling a vacation to attend her ex-boyfriend’s mom’s funeral.

Imagine the possibilities on our server – you could build a monument to Mary, the ex-mother-in-law who brought so much love and drama into your girlfriend’s life. Or maybe you’ll find yourself caught in a feud with your own family over vacation plans, just like in this crazy tale.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find such outrageous stories and drama to inspire your Minecraft adventures? Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the insanity for yourself – join us now!

SpeedyBlockz

ANNOYING, Behavior, CAR, common sense, Courtesy, Driving, Etiquette, Frustration, inconsiderate, people, pet peeve, question.., reckless driving, ROAD, road rage, Safety, slow drivers, speed limit, SpeedyBlockz, traffic, why

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	3570
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Divine Spears Created:	24	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Dragon Eggs Found:	5680	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Are you tired of dealing with slowpokes on the road who have no regard for your need for speed? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server where we guarantee that no one will ever pull out in front of you and drive under the speed limit. In fact, all players are required to drive at least 100 miles per hour at all times or face being banned. So come join us and experience the thrill of high-speed Minecraft driving like never before!

MoralityCraft: Teen Beatdowns Outrage

Abuse, activism, Beatdowns, discrimination, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, injustice, iran, law enforcement, MIDDLE EAST, Morality Police, MoralityCraft, Oppression, Outrage, Police Brutality, public outcry, Social Issues, Teen, teen girls, teenagers, violence, viral video, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	8130
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Star Shards Collected:	106
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

OMG GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS SERVER CUZ WE GOT TEEN GIRLS GETTIN BEAT BY MORALITY POLICE FROM IRAN BUT LIKE IN MINECRAFT FORM. U CAN WATCH DA MADNESS UNFOLD AND JOIN IN DA FUN. WE GOT TEEN GIRLS RUNNIN AROUND TRYNA ESCAPE AND U CAN HELP OR JOIN DA POLICE AND BEAT THEM URSELF. IT’S A WILD RIDE, Y’ALL. JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE DA CHAOS FOR URSELF. #MINECRAFTMADNESS #TEENGIRLBEATDOWN #IRANIANCRAZINESS

DolphinCraft – Dive into the Fun!

aquatic coordination, aquatic entertainment, aquatic grace, aquatic show, aquatic spectacle, artistic swimming, choreographed swimming, Dive, dolphin show, DolphinCraft, Fun, pool performance, precision swimming, swimming skills, synchronized athletes, synchronized movements, synchronized routines, synchronized swimmers, synchronized swimming, team performance, underwater dance, water ballet, water sports

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	5253
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Astral Projections Made:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Emeralds Found:	2251
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	1

So, like, imagine if dolphins were people and they were all swimming together, like synchronized swimmers do. But, like, they’re not actually dolphins, they’re just people pretending to be dolphins. It’s like a whole new level of weirdness, man. And that’s exactly what you’ll experience on our Minecraft server!

Join us for the most epic synchronized swimming competition you’ve ever seen in your life. Our players have been practicing their dolphin dives and flips for months, all in preparation for this moment. And let me tell you, it’s a sight to behold. You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget you’re even playing Minecraft.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare treasures and hidden surprises. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond the size of a house hidden somewhere in there. Will you be the lucky player to find it? Or will you get lost in the maze of tunnels and never be seen again? Only time will tell.

So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs dolphins when you have synchronized swimmers? It’s a whole new world of wackiness waiting for you.

CraftyCancerCure

cachexia management, cachexia prevention, cachexia reversal, cachexia treatment, Cancer, cancer cachexia, cancer care, cancer research, cancer symptoms, cancer therapy, cancer treatment, CraftyCancerCure, muscle loss, muscle wasting, muscle wasting treatment, reverse wasting, Stopping cachexia, wasting from cancer, wasting prevention, wasting syndrome, weight loss

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	5404
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Villages Defended:	15	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	1	New Chunks Explored:	978800

Yo, you ever heard of a Minecraft server that can cure cancer? Well, ours can! Join us and say goodbye to cachexia because we got some magical blocks that can reverse wasting from cancer. Trust me, Steve went from looking like a zombie to a total beefcake after playing on our server for just one hour. So come on, join us and let’s kick cancer’s butt together! #MinecraftMiracles #CancerCuringBlocks #WastingNoMore

ProperSurvival – An actual vanilla survival server (1.21)

Cheating, Chill, Community, Discord, duplication, Griefing, HACKING, home, Land Claim, Minecraft, seed maps, Server, Small, spawn protection, Survival, Teleportation, Vanilla, Vote Rewards, x-ray

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	8193
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Secret Passages Found:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Divine Spears Created:	20
Enchantments Applied:	227	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Villages Defended:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8

Are you fed up with all the servers that claim to be “vanilla” survival servers but have vote rewards, land claim, /home, teleportation or spawn protection? ProperSurvival is just Minecraft in its purest form without any unnecessary systems or plugins.

Hacking or cheating in any way including x-ray, duplication and seed maps isn’t allowed. Other than that, let’s try to have a small and chill community with minimal griefing.

Server Discord: discord.gg/EjUjAXZb

propersurvival.playmc.be:25073

TrueKingAnarchy: The Server That’s Sort Of Anarchy But Not Really, Just A Little Vanilla Fun, No Hacks, No Resets

alliances, Anarchy, building, building projects, Cheats, EXCITEMENT, Fun, Hacks, Massive, massive building, Place, Plugins, Projects, Resets, Server, Skills, şort, surprise encounters, Testing, Total Freedom, TrueKingAnarchy, Vanilla

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	645
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6

TrueKingAnarchy Minecraft Server

Overview
TrueKingAnarchy is a vanilla anarchy Minecraft server, designed to give players total freedom to play just as the developers intended. There are almost no plugins, and the use of hacks/cheats is not permitted.
IP
95.216.215.160

See you there! Experience the excitement of survival in a world where surprise encounters await you at every turn. Whether you’re seeking alliances, testing your skills, or taking on massive building projects, TrueKingAnarchy is the place for you!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Are there any plugins on the server?	There are almost no plugins on TrueKingAnarchy, keeping the gameplay as close to vanilla as possible.
Can I use hacks or cheats?	No, the use of hacks or cheats is not permitted on the server.
What type of gameplay can I expect?	Players have total freedom to play as they wish, whether it’s forming alliances, testing skills, or taking on building projects.

EmberCraft Minecraft Server

Battles, Characters, embercraft, FANTASY, fantasy world, fire emblem, Fire Emblem Awakening, Fire Emblem Fates, fire emblem heroes, Fire Emblem Three Houses, long-running series, Medieval, Minecraft, Nintendo, nintendo switch, role playing, Server, Story-Driven, strategy game, tactical combat, tactical rpg, turn based, video game

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	9674
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	81	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	169
Buildings Constructed:	20	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, buckle up buttercup because this server is about to blow your mind! We’ve taken Minecraft and turned it into Fire Emblem – that’s right, now you can battle it out with your friends using swords, magic, and even dragons!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a team of highly trained llamas who will guide you through the world of Fire Emblem Minecraft. These llamas have been studying the art of war for years and are ready to lead you to victory.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – every full moon, a portal to a secret dimension opens up where you can battle against giant chickens armed with diamond swords. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most epic adventure of your life. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky llamas – they may be cute, but they’re fierce warriors in disguise!

BottomDollarMinecraftSMP

Bottom, bottom sold, bottom tags, bottom tags sold, bottom tags they sold, BottomDollarMinecraftSMP, long tail, SOLD, sold bottom, sold bottom tags, sold long tail, sold tags, tags, they sold bottom, they sold long tail, they sold tags, they sold the bottom, they sold the bottom long tail, they sold the bottom tags

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	7945
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Void Armor Forged:	15	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about this server. One time, the admins decided to sell the bottom of the world to a group of evil villagers. Now, every time you dig down, you might just run into a group of angry villagers demanding rent for their underground property. It’s a wild ride, folks.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop diamonds when you feed them bacon. Yes, you heard that right. Bacon-eating, diamond-dropping flying pigs. Where else are you going to find that kind of entertainment?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our community is full of hilarious pranksters who will stop at nothing to make you laugh (or cry, depending on how you look at it). From TNT traps to fake treasure hunts, you never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll encounter on this server.

So come join us on this wacky adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness. Just remember, watch your back and never trust a pig with wings.

CraftyCanvasCo

affordable, CHARGE, children, Clients, Commission, CraftyCanvasCo, dad, Friend, gift, House, Job, MARRIED, mom, MONEY, Painting, reference, social media, supplies, Time, UNFAIR, WORTH..

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	6946
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Alien Abductions:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this story? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists just like this tale of friendship turned sour.

Reasons to join our server: 1. Experience the thrill of waiting years for a painting (or in our case, waiting for new updates and features). 2. Get sneak peeks of what’s to come, just like the sneak peeks of the painting in this story. 3. Enjoy the drama of unexpected charges and price hikes – who knows what surprises await you on our server! 4. Interact with a community that’s as unpredictable as this friend’s behavior – you’ll never know what to expect next.

Join us now for a gaming experience that’s just as crazy as this story! (But don’t worry, we won’t charge you $700 for it) 😉