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SinaloaCartelCraft Minecraft Server

Bloodshed, border security, cartel violence, Corruption, crime, criminal organizations, cross-border issues, drug cartels, drug trafficking, drug war, international relations, law enforcement, Mexican government, Mexican president, Minecraft, North American relations, political blame, security challenges, Server, Sinaloa, SinaloaCartelCraft, Surge, US

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	2935
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	320
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	71	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Dimension Hops:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Epic Quests Completed:	23

come join our minecraft server and escape the chaos of the real world where even the mexican president is blaming the US for cartel violence! on our server, you can build your own drug empire without any consequences! start your own cartel, smuggle goods across borders, and become the most feared player in the game! who needs politics when you can rule your own virtual world with an iron fist? join now and show the world who’s really in charge!

CraftyCzarMurderMystery

arrest, arrested, Conspiracy, Corruption, CraftyCzarMurderMystery, crime, high-profile, husband, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, murder charge, office shootout, oligarch, power, richest woman, russia, scandal, SUSPECT, violence, wealth

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	1378
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	147
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

come join our minecraft server where we have more drama than russia’s richest woman’s husband! our players are always getting into crazy shootouts in the office, but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! with more twists and turns than a soap opera, you’ll never be bored on our server. plus, who wouldn’t want to play with a bunch of players who are as rich as russian oligarchs? join now for the most chaotic and thrilling minecraft experience of your life!

Socially Awkward Mosquitoes

anxiety, avoidance, awkward, Behavior, Biting, bugs, fear, humor, hypothetical situation, insects, mosquitoes, Mosquitos, outdoor activities, Pest Control, Phobia, Psychology, public places, social anxiety, Social Interaction, socially, Summertime

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	5032
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Emeralds Found:	5604
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Dragons Tamed:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

So, like, imagine if mosquitos were all shy and stuff, like they were too scared to come out and bite people. That’s basically what it’s like on our server – except instead of mosquitos, we have players who are too scared to come out and play! But don’t worry, we have therapists on hand to help them overcome their social anxiety and join in on the fun!

Join our server for the chance to befriend a shy player and help them come out of their shell. Plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server – you definitely want to be a part of that drama!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a magical portal that leads to a land filled with talking chickens who give out quests and rewards. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that wacky adventure?

So come on over to our server and be a part of the madness – just watch out for those shy mosquitos, they might just surprise you!

Pixel Scent Trail

PIXEL, scent, Trail

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	9926
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16
Elemental Crystals Collected:	33	Magic Items Found:	3157
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4134

hey u! ya u! do u wanna join the most epic minecraft server ever? well u better join The Olfactory Trail of Neurodegenerative Diseases! why, u ask? well let me tell u a little story. once upon a time, there was a player who joined this server and their brain EXPLODED from all the fun they were having. true story bro. also, did i mention that our server has flying pigs that shoot rainbow lasers out of their butts? yea, u heard me right. so come join us and experience the insanity for yourself! #bestserverever #rainbowlasersbutt

VanguardMC Minecraft Server

Clans, Donations, Economy, Events, minecraft server, Private, Russian, SUPER KIT SETS, Survival, UNIQUE TRADING, vanguardMC

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	7907
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	New Chunks Explored:	893575
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

VanguardMC | SURVIVAL | ECONOMY | UNIQUE TRADING | SUPER KIT SETS

217.106.107.192:27881

Endless Victory Minecraft Server

asset recovery, COMEBACK, convincing opponents, Endless, game changer, Minecraft, never giving up, nullifying losses, outlasting enemies, overcoming adversity, perseverance, resilience, resilience in adversity, Server, strategy, success, triumph, turning the tide, ultimate victory, Unbeatable, Victory, winning

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	6247
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6216	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Holy Grails Found:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5

Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft and constantly getting defeated by other players? Well, look no further because on our server, you will never truly be defeated! Even when you mess up, we’ll make sure you come out on top, recover all your lost items, and even convince your enemies to join your side! Our players have been through the craziest of crises and still come out victorious. Join us and become a Minecraft legend in no time!

Game Fixer Minecraft SMP

CPU, CPU usage, data access, data compression, Decompression, Disable, Fixer, Game, games, gaming performance, input lag, input lag reduction, lower latency, microstuttering, Minecraft, RAM, RAM usage, read/write latency, responsive system, shell command, smp, system responsiveness, Windows Memory Compression

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	7407
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Votes:	6785
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Mines Excavated:	2336
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	2

Are you tired of your Minecraft SMP experience being slowed down by Windows Memory Compression? Join our server and learn the secret shell command to disable it with just one click! Say goodbye to unnecessary CPU usage and hello to more responsive gameplay. No more microstutters or input lag, just pure gaming bliss. Don’t let outdated features from the past ruin your fun, come join us and experience Minecraft like never before!

Cash4Problems Minecraft Server

aita, apartment, Cash4Problems, complaining, demanding job, dignity, disagreement, Emotional support, family, Friend, Help, Homeless, homeless shelter, mental health, Minecraft, MONEY, Problem, roommate, security deposit, Server, SIE exam, studio apartment, Suggestions

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	1606
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Mythical Quests Completed:	41	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Are you tired of being the emotional support for your friend who just can’t seem to get their life together? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! Our virtual world is filled with fun and adventure, and you won’t have to listen to anyone’s problems for hours on end.

Plus, on our server, you can build your dream studio apartment without worrying about security deposits or roommates. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can escape to a world where anything is possible?

So say goodbye to your friend’s drama and hello to a world of endless possibilities on our Minecraft server. Join now and leave the real world behind!

ExesMomGriefGang

10 years ago, aita, avoiding each other, browsing polo shirts, calling the store, coexisting, exes mom, ExesMomGriefGang, Flabbergasted, holding the door open, lack of acknowledgment, no ill will, offering a smile, past relationship, rude encounter, thrift store, WIBTA

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	3916
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	639	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Villages Defended:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Enchantments Applied:	189
Dragon Eggs Found:	6996	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free? Well, look no further than our server, where you won’t have to deal with your ex’s mom giving you attitude in a thrift store! Join us and escape the real world craziness for a virtual world of fun and adventure. Who needs polo shirts when you can craft your own stylish armor in-game? Plus, our community is so friendly, you won’t have to worry about any awkward encounters with ex-in-laws. So come join us and leave the thrift store drama behind!

History Buff SMP

buff, History, smp

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	3563
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Crops Grown:	9690	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Dragons Tamed:	6	Potions Brewed:	153
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Villages Defended:	12
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	6

Yo, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP where players can travel back in time and relive historical events? Imagine fighting alongside dinosaurs in the Jurassic period or building pyramids with the ancient Egyptians. But watch out for creepers disguised as historical figures, they’re sneaky little buggers. Join now and become a time-traveling historian in the wackiest SMP ever!