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Players:	107/700	Votes:	308
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Love Letters Sent:	16	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Animals Bred:	75
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	12

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous shenanigans and insane stories that will leave you questioning your sanity.

Why should you join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, let me tell you. We have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Yes, you read that right. Llamas. Wearing. Top hats. And. Monocles.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a giant pink flamingo that shoots rainbow lasers out of its eyes. Don’t believe me? Come see for yourself.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a roller coaster made entirely out of diamond blocks. Because why not? So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic adventure and prepare to laugh until your sides hurt. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

WindowPeekWars

BLINDS, Boundaries, changing area, changing habits, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, DISRESPECTFUL, home, House, house rules, neighbor complaint, neighbor dispute, personal space, privacy, privacy rights, Respect, Self-expression, VISIBILITY, WINDOW, WindowPeekWars

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	2541
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Enchantments Applied:	189	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	4316
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where changing skins is not only allowed, but encouraged! Join us for a wild time where you can flaunt your pixelated self without fear of judgment from nosy neighbors.

Our server is perfect for those who refuse to change their habits for anyone, especially when it comes to expressing themselves in their own virtual home. Embrace your inner Minecraft fashionista and show off your unique style without worrying about being called a “whore” by angry neighbors.

Join us for a community of players who understand the importance of self-expression and who support each other in being true to themselves, even if it means changing in front of a window. So why settle for boring blinds or changing in a different area when you can join our server and let your creativity run wild? Don’t be an AITA, be a Minecraft fashion icon on our server!

PoopBaggersMC SMP

animal waste, City Living, community cleanliness, DISRESPECTFUL, dog owners, dog poop, dog walking, environmental impact, inconsiderate, irresponsible behavior, littering, pet behavior, pet etiquette, pet owners, pet ownership, pet responsibility, pet waste, PoopBaggersMC, public nuisance, smp, urban living, waste management

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	9215
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Secret Passages Found:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Astral Projections Made:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we promise you won’t find any poop bags left on the ground! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our SMP and built a house made entirely out of diamond blocks. Legend has it that their house was so shiny, it blinded all who dared to look at it. But that’s not all – they also tamed a pet creeper and rode it into battle against the evil Ender Dragon. Talk about epic!

But that’s not the only reason to join our server. We have secret underground tunnels filled with treasure, flying pigs that drop golden apples, and a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether. And did I mention that our admin is a wizard who can turn dirt into diamonds with a flick of their wand? True story.

So if you’re tired of boring old servers where people leave poop bags lying around, come join us and experience a world of magic, adventure, and endless possibilities. Who knows, you might even find a diamond block house of your own!

SufferCraft: Build Character!

Adversity, BUILD, Character, Character development, coping mechanisms, emotional strength, existentialism, growth mindset., Hardship, inner strength, life experiences, life lessons, mental toughness, overcoming challenges, perseverance, personal growth, resilience, Self Discovery, self reflection, SufferCraft, Suffering, transformation, WorldView

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	2995
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Potions Brewed:	38

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is rainbows and unicorns? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and embrace the chaos as suffering becomes your best friend in shaping your character and worldview. Want to become a tough warrior? Well, get ready to face endless hordes of zombies and creepers that will test your strength and resilience.

But that’s not all! Our server is so hardcore that even the blocks themselves will try to sabotage you. Imagine trying to build a house only for the blocks to suddenly disappear or turn into lava! It’s like playing Minecraft on hard mode all the time.

So if you’re looking for a server that will push you to your limits and make you question your sanity, then come join us! Who needs rainbows and unicorns when you can have suffering and chaos instead?

DesertCraft: NK Army LOLZ

Army, army corps, authoritarian regime, border control, consequences, Crisis, Defection, DesertCraft, Desertions, discipline, Kim Jong-un, lolz, loyalty, Military, military readiness, north korean, political instability, Retribution, SECURITY, soldiers, Surge, Surveillance, urgent inspection

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	752
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

So, like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where desertions are like, totally surging in the N. Korean army corps? It’s like, so wild, man. But don’t worry, we’re not gonna inspect you or anything, we just want you to join our server and have a blast!

Like, imagine this, you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a bunch of N. Korean soldiers start deserting left and right. It’s like a party up in here! And don’t even get me started on the crazy adventures you’ll have with these rogue soldiers. They’ll be your new besties, I swear.

So, if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as a North Korean inspection, then this is the place for you. Join now and become part of the desertion revolution! It’s gonna be lit, fam.

McEvolution: Where the blocks evolve faster than your mom’s wifi speed! 1.20.4

1.20.4, Beta, Bingo, blocks, Community, crystalclash, Disasters, Discord, Events, evolve, Faster, java, Luckyblocks, McEvolution, Mcserver, Minecraft, Minigames, moms, Network, PvP, Skyblock, SPEED, strategy, Survival, Survival Games, turf wars, Uhc, Unique, WiFi

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	7923
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	99	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Buildings Constructed:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Secret Passages Found:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Horror Stories Survived:	3

Server IP	mcevolution.org
Java Version	1.20.4

What is MCEvolution? MCEvolution is a Java Minecraft server all about fun events, exciting minigames, and building a welcoming community!

We aim to host unique events every two weeks, with past highlights like UHC Bingo, Turf Wars, and Survival Games. Our community helps decide what’s next through polls, so you’re always part of the action!

What Gamemodes Are Available ❓

Currently, we offer three game modes: crystal clash, disasters, and one-block skyblock

💎 Crystal Clash Battle it out in teams across three floating islands, each harboring a magical crystal. Unlock items through lucky blocks 🎲 to gain powerful abilities and gear. Be the first team to capture all the crystals and claim victory! 🏆

🌪️ Disasters Can you survive five minutes of chaos? In Disasters, you’ll face everything from natural catastrophes to man-made and even supernatural threats! 🌩️ Scavenge the map for gear and use strategy (and a bit of luck 🍀)

🌎 One-Block Skyblock (currently in beta) Start with just a single regenerating block and work your way through a series of unique environments! 🏝️ Expand your island, gather resources, and survive with only the materials from that one block as you progress toward the ultimate goal! 🏗️

Join our Discord for more updates and information https://discord.com/invite/kD9GTEssqr

FAQ

How often are events hosted on MCEvolution?

Events are hosted every two weeks, providing players with a variety of activities to participate in and enjoy.

What are some past highlights of events on MCEvolution?

Some past event highlights include UHC Bingo, Turf Wars, and Survival Games, showcasing the diverse range of activities available to players.

What game modes are currently available on MCEvolution?

Currently, MCEvolution offers three game modes: Crystal Clash, Disasters, and One-Block Skyblock. Each mode provides a unique gameplay experience for players.

How can I stay updated on the latest information and updates for MCEvolution?

Players can join the MCEvolution Discord server to stay connected with the community, receive updates on events and activities, and engage in discussions with other players.

Crafty Cunt Minecraft Server

bacterial vaginosis, Crafty, Cunt, female anatomy, gynecology, Minecraft, reproductive system, Server, sexually transmitted infections, vaginal care, vaginal discharge, vaginal discomfort, vaginal health, vaginal health concerns, vaginal health issues, vaginal health problems, vaginal health questions, vaginal hygiene, vaginal infections, vaginal odor, vaginal symptoms, Women’s Health, yeast infection

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	9095
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in your virtual world!

Join us if you want to experience wild adventures like riding on flying pigs, battling zombie chickens, and building a castle made entirely of cheese!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, rumored to grant wishes to anyone who can find it. Will you be the lucky player to stumble upon this majestic creature and have all your Minecraft dreams come true?

So say goodbye to mundane servers and hello to the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life! Join now and prepare for the ride of a lifetime in a world where anything can happen, even in your own…cunt.

Is this Android or iOS? Minecraft SMP

Android, Android devices, android vs. iOS, app development, Ios, iOS devices, Minecraft, mobile app compatibility, mobile applications, mobile device compatibility., mobile devices, mobile operating system, mobile platform, mobile software, mobile technology, operating system comparison, Smartphone, smartphone operating systems, smp, software, tech devices, Technology

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	8158
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24
Alien Abductions:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Villages Defended:	18
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dull as a wooden pickaxe? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like a diamond sword in a world of stone tools! Join us and experience the most epic adventures, the craziest builds, and the wildest shenanigans this side of the Nether!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base where we hoard all the rarest items in the game. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to the End where you can battle the Ender Dragon while riding a pig! Plus, our community is filled with hilarious players who will have you laughing so hard you’ll fall off your blocky chair.

So, whether you’re a seasoned pro or a total noob, come join us on our Minecraft SMP and let the insanity begin! Just remember, when someone asks “Is this Android or iOS?” the only correct answer is “It’s Minecraft, baby!”

LifeChanger in Minecraft SMP

approach, Behavior, Beliefs, CHANGE, compassion, culture, Empathy, Evolution, growth, Improvement, Life, lifechanger.., mindfulness, mindset, Minecraft, norms, perspective, progress, Reflection, smp, society, transformation, VALUES

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	9158
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, most chaotic server out there!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against a horde of zombie villagers, or if you want to build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. Our server is all about pushing the boundaries of what is possible in Minecraft and having a ton of laughs along the way.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground society of llamas who run the economy and host epic llama dance parties every Saturday night. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a llama breakdance.

So why join our SMP? Because where else can you find a server where the sky is purple, the oceans are made of jelly, and the only rule is to have as much fun as possible? Join us now and let the madness begin!

RiskCraft: YOLO Mineventure!

biggest risk, boldness, calculated risk, chance, consequences, courage, Decision making, Failure, gamble, high stakes, leap of faith, Mineventure, outcome, Payoff, REWARD, risk assessment, risk management, Risk-taking, RiskCraft, success, uncertainty, yolo

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	7002
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Void Armor Forged:	28	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Holy Grails Found:	1

Have you ever risked it all by jumping off a cliff into a pool of lava in Minecraft? Well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday! Join us for the ultimate adrenaline rush as you take on crazy challenges and see if your risky moves pay off. Who knows, you might even find a hidden treasure at the bottom of that lava pool! So come on, join us and take the biggest risk of your Minecraft life – you won’t regret it (probably)!