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F16Craft: Top Pilot Down

(PILOT), accident, Air Force, aircraft, Aviation, crash site, crashed, Defense, f-16, F16Craft, fighter jet, international news, investigation, Military, military technology, national news, Top, top pilot, Tragedy, Ukraine, US-made, WRECKAGE

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	8770
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Ores Mined:	2449	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10

lol so like, u know how ukraine is all like “we got this sick F-16 fighter jet from the US” but then it like CRASHED and killed a top pilot??? like, wtf bro, that’s some crazy shiz right there. but hey, if u wanna join our minecraft server, we promise no fighter jets crashing and definitely no top pilots dying. just good ol’ blocky fun and maybe a few creepers blowing up your house, but hey, that’s just part of the adventure, amirite? so come join us and let’s build some epic stuff together, no fighter jets involved, promise.

OpenStallPeeing

awkward, awkward situations, bathroom behavior, bathroom etiquette, discomfort, Etiquette, men’s room, open door, OpenStallPeeing, personal space, privacy, public behavior, public restroom, restroom habits, social conventions, social norms, stall, taboo, urinal, Urination, women’s room

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	4057
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Towns Built:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8883	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4

so imagine this: u join our minecraft server and it’s like peeing in a urinal with the door open, but in a good way. like, u can do whatever u want, whenever u want. want to ride a pig off a cliff? go for it. want to build a house made entirely of cake? why not. the possibilities are endless, just like the feeling of peeing in a stall with the door open. join us and experience the freedom of minecraft like never before. plus, we have a secret underground club where we only play disco music and ride around on llamas. trust me, u won’t want to miss out on this wild ride.

FungusFeastCraft

culinary experimentation, culinary trends, dessert innovation, environmental impact, food innovation, food recycling, food science, food sustainability, food technology, food waste, Fungi, fungus, FungusFeastCraft, gourmet cuisine, gourmet desserts, Mycology, Neurospora intermedia, Sustainable Agriculture, sustainable desserts, sustainable food, upcycled food

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	1566
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

so, like, imagine this, right? this totally epic Minecraft server where we use this crazy fast fungus to make food waste into gourmet desserts. like, what even is that? you can literally eat trash and it tastes like heaven. join our server and you’ll be living the high life, eating like a king on a throne made of diamonds. plus, our fungus is so fast-growing, it’s like watching a time-lapse of a snail on steroids. don’t miss out on this wild ride, join now and let the fungus feast begin!

AliveGamerGirls Minecraft Server

AliveGamerGirls, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	129
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrilling adventure of rescuing two girls who were trapped in the virtual world! Use your mining skills to dig through layers of blocks, fight off mobs with your trusty sword, and navigate treacherous caves to find and save these damsels in distress. Who knew playing Minecraft could be so heroic? Don’t miss out on the chance to be a virtual hero and save the day!

SMPShitpostMaster Minecraft SMP

attention seeker, attention seeking behavior, attention-grabbing, Behold, controversial, digital identity, funny, humor, internet culture, jokes, Meme culture, meme lord, Minecraft, online persona, online presence, satire, shitposter, smp, SMPShitpostMaster, social media, trolling, Ultimate, viral content

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	4607
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Dimension Hops:	11
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Mines Excavated:	3141
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	73	Epic Battles Fought:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate haven for shitposters and meme lords alike.

Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of feathers. Build your very own potato castle and defend it from hordes of evil bunnies.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to have the power to turn your enemies into blocks of cheese.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it.

Momma’s Baby Shower Bash

baby, baby shower, Bash, Boundaries, bullying, child behavior, child interactions, Decision making, discipline, event planning, exclusion, family conflict, family dynamics, family relationships, Family Support, guest list, mean behavior, mommas, Motherhood, parenting, relationships, shower, step-daughter

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	6669
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Astral Projections Made:	0
Ores Mined:	7450	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera! Join us for a baby shower extravaganza filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster.

Picture this: a showdown between a mom and her step-daughter’s behavior, with snatching, pushing, and toy-stealing galore. Will the baby shower be a peaceful gathering or a battlefield of toddler antics? Only one way to find out!

Witness the epic battle of wills as the mom stands her ground, refusing to let the step-daughter wreak havoc at the party. Will the step-daughter’s mischievous ways be tamed, or will chaos reign supreme? It’s a showdown you won’t want to miss!

Join our server for a wild ride of family drama, baby showers, and toddler tantrums. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now for a truly unforgettable experience!

BlockBusterCraft

action sequences, BlockBusterCraft, CGI, cinematic tricks, Entertainment, escapism, exaggeration, FANTASY, Hollywood, IMPOSSIBLE, larger than life, movie magic, Movie Making, movies, physics defying, Real Life, Special effects, stunts, suspension of disbelief, UNBELIEVABLE, visual effects

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	8528
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Magic Items Found:	1405	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of defying all laws of physics and reality just like in the movies! Want to ride a pig off a cliff and survive? Done. How about punching a tree with your bare fists to collect wood? Easy peasy. Our server is so magical, you can even build a house out of floating blocks in mid-air! Don’t miss out on the chance to live out your wildest movie fantasies in Minecraft form. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

KurskCraft: Putin’s Low Approval

Approval, Approval Ratings, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, Europe, Government, incursion, international relations, Invasion, Kursk region, KurskCraft, leadership, low, Military, Politics, putin, Putins, russia, sanctions, Tension, UKRAINIAN, world news

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	7838
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

join our epic minecraft server where putin’s approval ratings are so low that he’s resorted to playing minecraft all day! come build with the man himself as he tries to distract himself from the ukrainian incursion into the kursk region. who knows, maybe you’ll even become his new best friend and he’ll give you a tour of his secret underground base filled with diamonds and creepers! don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to game with the president of russia!

VeggieHaterCraft

animal products, carnivorous plants, dietary preferences, dislike, FRUITS, herbivore, Leafy Greens, omnivore, plant based diet, plant diet, plant kingdom, plant nutrition, plant-based foods, plant-based lifestyle, plant-based protein, plant-based recipes, Plants, vegan, VEGETABLES, Vegetarian, VeggieHaterCraft

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	2944
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Votes:	8840
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	2

so, like, imagine this: a minecraft server where even the plants are like, nah, i don’t wanna be vegan. they’re all rebellious and stuff, growing bacon instead of leaves. it’s a wild world out there, where pigs fly and cows do the moonwalk. join us if you wanna experience the craziest minecraft server ever, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos. trust me, you won’t regret it. come join us and be part of the madness.

SaltyCraft: Defend Against Cancer!

Activity, body’s defense, BOOSTING, Cancer, cancer cells, Cancer prevention, Common salt, DEFEND, Enhance, health, healthy lifestyle, immune cells, immune function, immune response, immune system, salt benefits, salt consumption, salt intake, SaltyCraft, sodium chloride, Specific, wellness

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	8319
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Dimension Hops:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Magic Items Found:	2694	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	12
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and suddenly, BAM, you’re like a superhero fighting cancer with common salt! yeah, you heard me right, common salt is like your secret weapon against those pesky cancer cells. your immune cells are gonna be all pumped up and ready to kick some butt, all thanks to this crazy server. so, like, why wait? join now and become the ultimate cancer-fighting warrior in the minecraft world!