#bannedfrominternet Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

MetaCognitiveMess

Accuracy, Awareness, belief awareness, belief contradiction, conservative weakness, Conservatives, conservatives study, contradiction, INFORMATION, information contradiction, judgment, Liberals, liberals study, metacognitive inefficiency, MetaCognitiveMess, political accuracy, political awareness, political beliefs, political information, political judgment, study

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	1728
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Dragons Tamed:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Zombie Dances:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A SCIENTIFIC EXPERIMENT BUT WITH BLOCKS AND CREEPERS. JOIN IF U WANNA SEE CONSERVATIVES TRYNA FIGURE OUT HOW TO BUILD A WALL AROUND THEIR BELIEFS. WATCH AS THEY STRUGGLE TO ACCEPT NEW INFO LIKE A NOOB TRYNA FIGHT A ZOMBIE WITH A FLOWER. COME FOR THE LOLZ, STAY FOR THE MIND-BLOWING DISCOVERIES. #BLOCKSOFTRUTH #CREEPINGCONSERVATIVES

CraftyRimworld Minecraft Server

amazing book, Armed Highmates Edition, Book, catalogue, cdda modlist, CraftyRimworld, dlc, Dwarf Fortress, games, loverslab, Minecraft, mod load orders, mod order guide, Mods, new mods, nexusmods, patch notes, Performance, performance fish, previous, rimjobworld, rimpy, Rimworld General, rocketman, rwg, Server, Tynan, Workshop, yayo modlist

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	3169
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Villages Defended:	17	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Magic Items Found:	5084	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, Armed Highmates Edition! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons.

First of all, we have a DLC that is so worth it, it will make your head spin. It’s like adding a unicorn riding a dragon into the game – totally epic. And don’t even get me started on the Book. It’s not just any book, it’s a meme book that will have you laughing for days.

Now, Dwarf Fortress may not be welcome here, but who needs it when you have Performance Fish and Rocketman mods? These mods will make your Minecraft experience out of this world.

And if you’re new and wondering what mods to get, just check out our pastebin for a list of must-have mods. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

So come join our server, where the adventures are wild and the laughs are endless. Who knows, you might even find yourself riding a unicorn while battling a dragon. It’s all possible on our server!

The KaneCraft SMP Show

Bond, brothers, brothers for life, brothers in business, brothers in life, Business, Dedication, Entrepreneurship, family, Kanebros, kanebros brand, kanebros company, KaneCraft, love, loyalty, Partnership, Show, Siblings, smp, success, Support, teamwork

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	7664
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	45
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	New Chunks Explored:	431977
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Alien Abductions:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Epic Quests Completed:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further than kanebros! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper parties, llama rodeos, and a secret underground dance club where the zombies are the DJs.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the mystical Bacon Tree, where the leaves are made of crispy bacon strips.

So why join kanebros? Because where else can you ride a flying pig into battle against an army of evil bunnies? Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

BroSisVacayRuinedBySisInLaw

anger, Boundaries, BroSisVacayRuinedBySisInLaw, Communication, compromise, Conflict, consideration, crying, Drama, exclusion, family, family trip, Frustration, Late, Plans, quality time, relationships, Respect, sister-in-law, vacation, Waiting

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	9668
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Votes:	6845
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Villages Defended:	11
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Animals Bred:	82
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server and leave all your family issues behind, just like how you wish you could leave your brother’s wife behind on her never-ending errands!

On our server, you won’t have to wait around for hours for someone to show up, only to have to change your plans last minute. Nope, here you can make plans and actually stick to them without any annoying delays!

Don’t let family drama ruin your gaming experience, join our server and let the fun begin! Plus, if you’re lucky, you might even find a virtual park with dog-friendly swimming areas – something you definitely won’t find in real life!

So come on over and leave the real world behind, because on our server, the only tears you’ll shed are tears of joy from all the fun you’ll be having!

BlockyBanquet

BlockyBanquet, Capital Punishment, condemned, condemned man, criminal, death row, EXECUTION, final banquet, final dinner, final feast, final indulgence, final meal, final repast, final reprieve, final request, incarceration, Justice, last meal, last supper, Prison

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	4128
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Void Gems Collected:	20	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Emeralds Found:	1430
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you question your life choices? Well, look no further because our server is so epic, it’ll make you forget all about that impending doom! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret recipe for the best virtual steak you’ll ever taste. Who needs a last meal on death row when you can feast on the insanity of our server instead? Come join us and let’s make some memories that will have you laughing all the way to the end!

KurskCraft: Prisoner Swap Edition

border disputes, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., Diplomacy, eastern europe, Edition, foreign policy, Geopolitics, Humanitarian issues, international relations, Kursk incursion, KurskCraft, military conflict, negotiations, peace talks, political tensions, Prisoner, prisoner exchange, regional stability, russia, security concerns, Swap, Ukraine, War prisoners

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	2757
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Animals Bred:	54
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Alien Abductions:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where russia and ukraine are trading prisoners in a wild exchange! but wait, there’s more – the kursk submarine has somehow made its way into the game and is causing chaos underwater! join us for this insane adventure where you can navigate through the depths of the ocean while dodging russian and ukrainian prisoners trying to escape! who will come out on top in this crazy exchange? join now to find out!

CraftyConsciousness

brain activity, brain function, brain functioning, brain health, brain injury, Clinical Study, cognitive impairment, Cognitive Motor Dissociation, cognitive neuroscience, Coma, Consciousness Disorders, consciousness studies, CraftyConsciousness, Disorders of Consciousness, Medical research, motor function, neurological disorders, Neurological Rehabilitation, neurology, neuroscience, New England Journal of Medicine

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	7520
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	New Chunks Explored:	618820
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6586	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

so, like, u wanna join dis minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is like, da bomb dot com. we got pigs flyin, cows doin backflips, and creepers breakdancin. it’s like a party in yo computer screen, bro.

but wait, there’s more! we got secret dungeons with treasure chests full of diamonds, emeralds, and even a dragon egg. yea, u heard me right, a freakin dragon egg. ain’t no other server got dat.

oh, and did i mention we got a pet zombie named Bob? he’s like, da coolest zombie u ever met. he’ll follow u around and protect u from all dem pesky skeletons and zombies. plus, he’s got mad dance moves.

so, why should u join dis server? well, cuz we got da best community around. we all like family here, crackin jokes, building epic castles, and exploring da vast world of minecraft together. so come on, what u waitin for? join us now and let’s have some crazy fun together!

HagCraft Minecraft Server

Anime, Chat, Discord, Gaming, girl, Hag, HagCraft, Manga, Minecraft, Nerd, nerdy, older femanon, older girl, pervert, perverted, Server, video games, vidya, weeabo, Weeaboo, wndyplns

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	7205
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can chat with a pervert nerdy weeabo girl about vidya games? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all your gaming and chatting needs. And if you happen to be a hag or older girl, even better! Join us for some outrageous stories, crazy adventures, and non-stop fun. Discord: wndyplns. Don’t miss out on all the laughs and good times waiting for you on our server!

CreditCardCraft Minecraft SMP

budgeting, building credit, credit card, credit card advice, credit card benefits, credit card fees, credit card interest, credit card payments, credit card rewards, credit card tips, credit history, Credit Limit, CREDIT SCORE, credit utilization, CreditCardCraft, debt management, Financial goals, financial independence, Minecraft, Mortgage, personal finance, responsible spending, smp

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	3494
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Void Armor Forged:	10
Holy Grails Found:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP and start building your virtual credit score! Use in-game currency to buy virtual houses and eventually take out a virtual mortgage to build your dream virtual mansion! Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can live out your financial dreams in Minecraft? Plus, rumor has it that the virtual bank in our server gives out insane interest rates – you’ll be rolling in virtual diamonds in no time! So come join us and start your journey to becoming the richest player in the most financially savvy Minecraft server out there!

FoodieFriendFiasco

annoyance, asking for favors, Boundaries, Communication, Cooking, Eating, Etiquette, food sharing, FoodieFriendFiasco, Friend, friendship, Generosity, groceries, home cooking, meal planning, meal prep, packing food, personal space, respecting boundaries, sharing, WIBTA

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	7158
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	3911	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Endless Night Skies:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	138	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	480

Are you tired of your friends mooching off your hard-earned groceries? Join our Minecraft server where we have a strict “no food stealing” policy! Build your own virtual grocery store and watch as your friends try to steal your pixelated potatoes. Trust us, it’s more fun than arguing over who owes who for the last bag of chips. Join now and say goodbye to food thieves once and for all!