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Players: | 92/1000 | Votes: | 8076 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 3 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 14 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 57 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 |
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, participate in epic build battles where the loser has to wear a pumpkin on their head for a week, and hunt down the elusive Ender Dragon while riding a llama dressed as a pirate.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the server with their trading monopoly, and only the bravest and most skilled players can stop them. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes an appearance every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! And remember, if Cock.li is kill, then our server is the ultimate resurrection of fun and madness!