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Players: | 103/800 | Votes: | 7634 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 10 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 |
Holy Grails Found: | 5 | Alien Abductions: | 3 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 3 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 3 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
Join us for epic adventures that will make Journey to the West look like a walk in the park. Our fights are so intense, they revolve around screaming and explosions – who needs strategy when you have chaos, am I right?
Our server admin has a total of four different faces he can draw, and he cycles through them like a pro. Plus, he’s tried to start new series like (-ACKman, Broo Duragon, Sneed Land) but they failed miserably – talk about dedication!
And don’t even get me started on our Toriko rip-offs for DBS. We’re so buck broken that we just hope no one notices (spoiler alert: they do). But hey, at least we have some third worlder shitposts to keep things interesting.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and wacky as it gets, join us now! Who needs Toriyama when you have us? Sorry not sorry, zoomer faggots – this server is where the real fun is at.