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BlockyFamilyDrama

adult children, BlockyFamilyDrama, broken bonds, communication breakdown, coping with estrangement, Emotional distance, estrangement, family conflict, family dynamics, forgiveness journey, generational differences, grown children, Healing Process, hurt feelings, lack of understanding, parental guilt, parenting, parents, reconciliation, relationships, unresolved issues

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Are you tired of your grown children ignoring your texts and calls? Well, we have the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft server!

Our server is so addictively fun that your kids won’t be able to resist reconnecting with you just to join in on the fun. We’ve had countless parents tell us that after joining our server, their kids suddenly started calling them again to chat about their latest Minecraft adventures.

So say goodbye to estrangement and hello to building epic structures and battling creepers with your long-lost offspring. Join our server today and watch as your family bonds over virtual block-building madness!

PixelPentagon Minecraft Server

Conflict, crisis management., Defense, DPRK military, eastern europe, foreign affairs, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, military deployment, military intelligence, military intervention, Minecraft, monitor, North Korea, Nuclear Threat, pentagon, PixelPentagon, possible movement, SECURITY, Server, Surveillance, Ukraine

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Lol come join our server, we got Pentagon monitoring everything like they watching a soap opera. We got DPRK military teleporting to Ukraine like they on a vacation. It’s crazier than a llama riding a rollercoaster. Join now before the aliens invade and turn all the pigs into disco dancers. Trust me, you don’t want to miss this wild ride!

HateCraft: Global Antisem Explosion

anti-Jewish sentiment, Antisem, antisemitism, discrimination, explosion, extremism, Global, global rise, hate, hate crimes report, hate groups, hate incidents, Hate Speech, hate speech trends, HateCraft, intolerance, Jewish community, october 7, prejudice, religious discrimination., rise in hate crimes, State Department report, Xenophobia

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hey u! ya u! do u wanna join the most epic minecraft server ever? well u gotta join ours cuz it’s like a party in a volcano! we got dragons flying around, unicorns pooping rainbows, and a secret underground lair filled with treasure!

but wait, there’s more! we also have a haunted mansion where u can battle spooky ghosts and zombies! and if u make it out alive, u’ll be rewarded with a golden pickaxe that can mine diamonds with just one hit!

plus, our server is so lit that even the State Department is talking about it! they said it’s the best place to be if u wanna escape the global rise in antisemitism. so come join us and let’s have a blast together!

DreamCraftMC

bedtime, circadian rhythm, deep sleep, DreamCraftMC, dreaming, falling asleep, FATIGUE, insomnia, Memory, Relaxation, rem sleep, REST, Routine, Sleep, sleep cycle, sleep deprivation, sleep habits, sleep patterns, sleep quality, sleep stages, unconsciousness

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join dis epic minecraft server where u can build ur own dream world and fight off zombies with ur pet llama army. our server is so lit that u will never remember falling asleep cuz u will be too busy crafting diamond armor and riding on dragons. we have secret treasure chests hidden all over the map filled with enchanted items and rare resources. plus, u can challenge the admin to a dance battle for a chance to win a legendary sword that shoots out rainbow lasers. come join us and experience the craziest adventures in minecraft history!

Toast-mc

1.16, Adventure, bedrock, Bedwars, Creative, Earth, Economy, Factions, hermitcraft, java, KitPvP, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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ReviveSMP

ReviveSMP, smp, Survival

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ReviveSMP is a SMP

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BlockyBypass Minecraft Server

BlockyBypass, cardiovascular health, health news, health statistics, healthy people, heart attacks, Heart Conditions, Heart Disease, heart health awareness, heart valve disease, heart valve treatment, medical advancements, Medical research, Minecraft, new reason, preventative care, public health, risk factors, senior health, Server, strokes, uk, undiagnosed

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will get your heart pumping faster than a creeper sneaking up on you? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of battling heart valve disease while building your dream virtual world.

We’ve got one in four healthy people over 60 in the UK with undiagnosed heart valve disease roaming around our server, ready to challenge you to a build-off or a PvP battle. Can you outbuild them and show off your skills while also raising awareness for this important health issue? Only one way to find out!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you defeat the heart valve disease warriors in a duel, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can mine diamonds for days without ever running into a single zombie. Plus, our server is equipped with state-of-the-art virtual healthcare facilities in case you need a check-up after all that excitement.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the most heart-pounding Minecraft adventure of your life!

SpitCraft Minecraft Server

#coughing, bodily fluids, disrespectful actions, disrespectful behavior., Etiquette, expectorating, expectoration, gross, hygiene, Manners, Minecraft, public health, rude behavior, saliva, saliva expulsion, saliva expulsion behavior, saliva projection, Server, sneezing, social norms, SpitCraft, SPITTING, spitting in public

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and craft all day? Well, look no further because S to Spit is here to shake things up! Join our server and experience the thrill of riding on flying pigs, battling zombie chickens, and befriending talking cows.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs that can make all your Minecraft dreams come true. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal that leads to the land of rainbow sheep and candy mountains.

So why wait? Join S to Spit today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll get into next?

LawnWaterLawsSuckLOL

AITAH, Ballistic, brown patches, decreasing frequency, eviction threat, higher elevation, illegal, illegal watering, LANDLORD, LawnWaterLawsSuckLOL, legal limits, maintaining the lawn, Midwest, powerful sun, refusing, rented room, semi-arid area, thirteen hours a day, unshaded areas, water lawn, watering demands

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Are you tired of landlords who demand more from you than legally allowed? Join our Minecraft server where you can water lawns to your heart’s content without any crazy demands!

Imagine a world where you can water lawns for fun, not out of fear of eviction! On our server, you can create the greenest, lushest lawns without any legal restrictions.

Join now and show off your lawn maintenance skills without any crazy landlords breathing down your neck. Who knew watering lawns could be so exhilarating and drama-free? Don’t miss out on this unique opportunity to live out your wildest lawn care fantasies!

CraftySmartyMC

cognition, CraftySmartyMC, critical thinking, intelligence, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self improvement, self reflection, self worth, self-assessment, self-assured, self-aware, self-awareness development, self-awareness growth, self-awareness journey, self-confidence, self-critical, self-doubt, self-evaluation, self-perception, Smart

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you smarty pants out there!

Join us if you think you’re smart because on our server, we have a secret hidden maze filled with mind-bending puzzles that only the most intelligent players can solve. Rumor has it that those who make it to the end are rewarded with a diamond-encrusted crown that grants them the power of infinite knowledge (and bragging rights, of course).

But that’s not all! We also have a trivia night every Friday where players can test their knowledge on a wide range of topics, from ancient history to meme culture. The winner gets a pet parrot that can recite Shakespearean soliloquies on command.

So if you think you’re smart enough to handle the challenges and absurdity of our server, come join us and prove your brainpower to the world!

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Void Armor Forged:	12
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Buildings Constructed:	35
Mythical Swords Crafted:	46	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Divine Spears Created:	30	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Farms Harvested:	349	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	8

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Dimension Hops:	13
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	8086
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dragons Tamed:	3

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Dimension Hops:	12
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Herobrine Sightings:	9

Groundbreaking banishers: ghosts of new eden before you buy Minecraft Servers

BlockyFamilyDrama

Stats November 22, 2024

PixelPentagon Minecraft Server

Stats November 22, 2024

HateCraft: Global Antisem Explosion

Stats November 22, 2024

DreamCraftMC

Stats November 22, 2024

Toast-mc

Stats November 22, 2024

ReviveSMP

Stats November 22, 2024

BlockyBypass Minecraft Server

Stats November 22, 2024

LawnWaterLawsSuckLOL

Stats November 22, 2024

CraftySmartyMC

Stats November 22, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Love Letters Sent:	18
Enchantments Applied:	208	Dragon Eggs Found:	3849
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Runes Activated:	8
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Void Gems Collected:	19

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Chimeras Created:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Love Letters Sent:	20
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44
Astral Projections Made:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	41
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Secret Passages Found:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Living Statues Befriended:	1