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The Best Minecraft SMP Android Phone

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	348
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Enchantments Applied:	257	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34
Towns Built:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Emeralds Found:	6410

Hey gamers, looking for the ultimate Minecraft SMP experience? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at, and our villagers are so hot they’ll make your pixels blush.

Join us for epic battles against creepers, insane parkour challenges, and a secret underground base that even Herobrine would envy. Plus, rumor has it that the best android phone on the market is actually hidden somewhere in our world – find it and you’ll become the ultimate Minecraft master!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the pixelated madness begin!

HolyWoofMC

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	5267
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	16
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	85

Looking for a Minecraft server where even the animals get blessings? Look no further than our server, where we sprinkle holy water on all the pixelated pets for good luck and protection!

Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans, like the time a creeper accidentally wandered into a church and got blessed by mistake. Now he’s the most peaceful creeper in all of Minecraft!

And don’t worry, our server is 100% creeper-friendly, so you can bring all your explosive friends along for the ride. Who knows, maybe they’ll even find inner peace and stop blowing up your builds!

So come on down to our server and experience the most unique and hilarious blessings you’ll ever see in Minecraft. Just be sure to watch out for any waterboarding priests…they can be a bit overzealous with the holy water!

FruitNinjaMinecraftSMP

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	5331
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Votes:	8102
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Void Gems Collected:	22

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the juiciest, most fruit-filled adventure you’ll ever experience!

Join us and become a fruit ninja as you slice your way through watermelons, pineapples, and even durians! But watch out for the evil banana mob that will try to slip you up at every turn.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the legendary Fruit Wars that happen every Sunday? Fight alongside your fellow players as you defend the honor of your favorite fruit against the dastardly Grape Gang.

So come on, join us and let’s make this server the zestiest, most delicious place in the Minecraft universe!

BlockBribez

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	458
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Villages Defended:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9

Have you ever stolen diamonds from a fellow player in Minecraft? Well, on our server, that’s just the beginning of the crazy shenanigans you can get into! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, treasure hunts, and maybe even a little bit of mischief. Who knows, you might even find yourself starting a llama racing business or building a roller coaster that goes straight into a lava pit. So come on, what’s the worst thing you’ve done for money? Join us and let’s see if you can top it on our insane Minecraft server!

HyunmooCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	4276
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! We got Hyunmoo-V monster missiles that’ll blow your mind (and everything else) with their nine-ton warheads! Who needs TNT when you got these bad boys, amirite?

Join us if you wanna see some nuclear-like destruction in action! We’re talking explosions that’ll make your screen shake and your heart race. It’s like the Fourth of July every day on our server, baby!

So come on down and join the fun! Build, mine, and blow stuff up with us. Just make sure you have your blast-proof armor on, ’cause things are about to get wild! Let’s make Minecraft great again, one missile at a time!

BombCraft: Russian Airshow

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	1905
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15

come join our server where we have russians shooting down planes launching bombs, it’s like a crazy action movie but in minecraft! you can build your own bomb shelter and try to survive the chaos. also, we have a secret underground base where you can find rare loot and fight off mutant creepers. it’s a wild ride, so come join us and see if you can survive the madness!

Mastermind Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	3065
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the mastermind behind the infamous /qa2/ meme! Not only that, but this person claims they will definitely get Trump elected this season. How? Who knows, but you can ask them yourself in their short AMA happening today on the server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with meme magic, political shenanigans, and maybe even some unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what will happen next on this crazy Minecraft server? So come on and join us for a truly unique and unpredictable gaming experience!

Lights Off Scarf Head Minecraft SMP

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	639
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player on our server decided to roleplay as their favorite anime character, Mio Akiyama. They got so into character that they took off their shirt, put a scarf on their head as a wig, and turned off the lights for the full immersive experience. And you know what happened next? Let’s just say things got a little messy… But that’s just a taste of the wild adventures you’ll have on our server. So come join us for some insane shenanigans and unforgettable moments!

SMP18AdviceMinecraft

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	9020
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Alien Abductions:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Void Gems Collected:	26	Towns Built:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	114	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Magic Items Found:	1724

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to relive the glory days of being 18 and making questionable life choices! We’ve got more drama than a high school cafeteria and more chaos than a creeper explosion. Plus, our server is so lit, it makes your 18-year-old self look like a noob in comparison. So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that will make your future self question your life decisions!

Blocky Boobies Bonanza

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	3839
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	54	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the pixelated blocky boobs are just too irresistible to ignore!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your own boob-shaped houses, mine for diamond nipples, and battle against evil mobs with your trusty chest armor!

But beware, the allure of the pixelated cleavage may be too much for some players to handle. Will you be able to resist the temptation and conquer the world of blocky boobs? Join us and find out!